The F Plus

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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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114: I Don't Make Eye Contact On The First Date Nov 02, 2013

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with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Portaxx John Toast Lemon

reading: love-shy.com/

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Isfahan.

In a pre-internet age, the best way for young guys who had problems finding love to meet other guys with the same problem was to ask the question "Hey dude, do you play Magic: The Gathering?" The community has become marginally more sophisticated since then and the term "incel" (involuntary celibacy) was born. "Involuntary Celibacy?" you ask, "isn't that a really irritating way to say that you can't get laid and pretend like it's a political group?" Well, welcome to love-shy.com, there's gonna be a whole lot of that kind of thing here. This week, The F Plus gets off just looking at each other.

Music used:

Violent Femmes - Add It Up (Live)
Richard Cheese - People=Shit

113: Boink The Clown. Oct 09, 2013

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with: Jack Chick Boots Raingear Frank West Lemon

reading: fetlife.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.

Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is a word that's only about three decades old. Presumably before that, people who were terrified of clowns were just called Person Who Has Seen A Clown Before. But a much less discovered topic is the one of coulrophilia, translated from the latin it means Perverts That Get Boners When They Think About Clowns Doing It, or more simply Tuesday on Fetlife. This week, The F Plus accidentally applies to work in the Circus.

Music used:

The Dickies - Killer Klowns From Outer Space
FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
Shirley Bassey - Clown Town
Green Jellÿ - Rock N Roll Pumpkin
Green Jellÿ - House Me Teenage Rave

112: I've Got My Spine, I've Got My Woman Crushed Oct 03, 2013

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Victor Laszlo Isfahan Lemon

reading: purseboy.com

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.

There's moments of blissful comfort that can be undeniably wonderful. To find someone that you care about, and wrap their body around your own, silently sharing a few moments of euphoric, peaceful togetherness, is there anything better than that? The people in this week's episode would say: Yes, it would be better if she was flat and she just spent an hour talking about how flat she was, that would be totally hot. Because this podcast is still going strong, and as it turns out we haven't exhausted the weird fetishes yet, so this time it's about the object of your affection being flat. This week, The F Plus can't just play the theme song once.

Music used:

The Horrible F Plus Jingle
The Horrible F Plus Jingle
FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
Neal Sedaka - Calendar Girl
The Horrible F Plus Jingle

111: Pokemon XXX & Why? Sep 26, 2013

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with: Isfahan Bunnybread Boots Raingear Lemon

reading: serebiiforums.com

Emily Dickinson is often quoted as saying "The heart wants what it wants." She died in 1899, over a hundred years before the popularization of the modern internet. But I put the following question to you: If Emily Dickinson was alive today, would she have an account on the Serebii.net forums? More importantly, and stay with me here, would she go on the Serebii.net forums and participate in a 100 page thread about people who are sexually attracted to Pokemon? You can't, with absolute 100% certainty, say no, which is the same thing as yes. This week, Ampharos promises to be gentle up there.

Music used:

Some video game shit

110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts Sep 12, 2013

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with: Jack Chick Acierocolotl Isfahan Boots Raingear Lou Fernandez Lemon

reading: www.yourghoststories.com/

Content provided by Al.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

According to a 2012 Huffington Post omnibus poll, 45% of Americans believe that ghosts are real. And according in a 2008 survey published by Psychology Today, 44% of women admit to having rape fantasies. Statistically, this leaves an inevitable overlap for those two Venn circles, and that's what we're exploring. From several sites around the internet, this is Astral Sex - it's kind of like a Scooby Doo parody porno, except all the visualization is being done in your head, which probably makes it worse. This week, we're back from some time off, and THIS is what we're reading!?

Music used:

The Muffs - Outer Space
Modern Lovers - Astral Plane

109: Your Role Is Played Out Aug 15, 2013

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with: Boots Raingear John Toast Acierocolotl Isfahan Lemon

reading: www.chickensmoothie.com/

Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Isfahan.

As modern people, it's easy for us to find our day to day lacking in dramatic moments. Of course, it could be up to all of us to go out in the world and find our own adventure, to live the life that each of us have been briefly allotted. The thing is though, finding our own adventure sometimes means losing your internet connection, so screw it. Outside is overrated anyway. And so say the members of Chicken Smoothie, a kid-friendly furry virtual-pet trading thingamajig with a very active community of role play forum posters. This week, there's no laws about The F Plus (just a long list of rules).

Music used:

MGMT - Time To Pretend
The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog

108: The Staind Lyrics In My Signature Will Demonstrate My Intellect Aug 04, 2013

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with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick John Toast Nutshell Gulag STOG Adam Bozarth Lemon

reading: www.whyihatepeople.com/

Content provided by KR Mitchell.
Edited by STOG.

On a planet with a population of 7 billion, it's easy to get overwhelmed by the shortcomings of other people. Hopefully you have friends, loved ones, and a strong vibrant community where you can be a part of a greater whole, providing for others while benefitting from their care. But if there's not the case, there's a lot of other angry idiots on the internet you can shout at. We're looking at whyihatepeople.com, a site where you can complain about the stupidity of others while trying avoid pot/kettle conversations about your own stupidity. This week, The F Plus has been thinking about peeing on your coat.

Music used:

The Clash - Hateful
William Shatner - Common People

107: Trash At Demonhead Jul 31, 2013

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with: Boots Raingear Isfahan John Toast Jimmyfranks Bunnybread Lemon

reading: fantendo.wikia.com/

Content provided by Cheapskate.
Edited by Isfahan.

It's hard for an independent game developer to break into the business. With average budgets for high profile games now exceeding $20 million, and an ever increasing number of different publishers competing over market share, how is a guy with no education and no experience going to create, publish and market his own game? The answer is simple: He's not! And that's totally fine, because the game he would have created would have just been a rehash of other games using characters he didn't own the rights to. We're looking at the Fantendo wiki - a place where people can skip game development and cut straight to game journalism. Because really, the journalism's the most sophisticated part. This week, The F Plus needs to stay radical or it will implode!

Music used:

Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past Title Screen
Super Metroid: Item Room
Nintendo Cereal System Commercial from 1989

106: Asgard Doesn't Have Alimony Laws Jul 24, 2013

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with: Boots Raingear Adam Bozarth Jimmyfranks Kumquatxop Lemon

Content provided by Erminea Heart.
Edited by Lemon.

Love is a curious thing. The thing that drives two people together into a passionate embrace is as complicated as it is powerful. But the thing that drives one person to claim that they're married to a Norse god? That's called "being a crazy person". We're taking a look at Lokiwives and godspouses: People who claim to be in a polygamous relationship with one or more gods, and report that the sex is terrific. This week, wherever you go, whatever you do, these people still won't make any sense.

Editor's note: Documents were provided for this episode by Sherlockian and Gaylord McHappenstance as well.

Music used:

Nouvelle Vague - Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn'tve)
FC Kahuna - Bleep Freak
Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting
Danzig - Brand New God
Lemon singing U2's "In God's Country"

105: The Only Thing I Know Is That I Am An Expert In Everything Jul 14, 2013

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with: Jack Chick Nutshell Gulag STOG Boots Raingear Lemon

reading: www.liveperson.com/

Content provided by Montrith.
Edited by Lemon.

From the very beginning, the Internet was created as a method of transferring useful, verifiable, and well sourced information from one place to another. Then some other guys showed up and said "Free information? There's no money in that!", and thus our lives were forever changed by the ASP.NET framework. But when it comes to monetizing expertise, no website charges as much while supplying as little as LivePerson.com: A multi-million dollar website where morons sell information they don't have to suckers who don't know they don't have it. This week, The F Plus is reading strategy guides to this year's Christmas Games.

Music used:

King & Deco - Professional
SKisM - Experts

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