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**The F Plus**

Terrible things, read with enthusiasm.

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live1a: F Plus Live 1 | Part One Oct 18, 2010

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with: Bunnybread Lemon Boots Raingear Portaxx bumpgrrl

A City Pages Certified A-List Event!

Bunnybread: Sliding Into Home by Kendra Wilkinson
Lemon: The Day I Shot Cupid by Jennifer Love Hewitt
Boots Raingear: The Ice Opinion by Ice T
Portaxx: Confessions of an Heiress by Paris Hilton
bumpgrrl: Junior by Macaulay Culkin

live1b: F Plus Live 1 (part two) Oct 18, 2010

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with: STOG John Toast Jack Chick Jimmyfranks Lemon

The live shenanigans continue, louder and drunker than before!

STOG: Behind The Bell by Dustin Diamond
John Toast: The Way Of The Master by Kirk Cameron
Jack Chick: Wild by Fabio
Jimmyfranks: The Man With The Gold by Mr. T
Lemon: 60 Years Of Wit And Wisdom by Andy Rooney

31: The Antisocial Network Oct 11, 2010

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with: Portaxx Acierocolotl Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Isfahan Lemon

reading: facebook.com

With an registered userbase of over 500 million, Facebook has not been hindered much by niggling security concerns. Enter YourOpenBook. A site which, like Google, searches through all public profiles for people talking about the pressing news of the day, like their uninformed political opinions or details of who is cheating on them now. This week, The F Plus will make you doublecheck your security settings.

Music used:

Louis Armstrong - A Kiss To Build A Dream On
Louis Armstrong - Skokiaan

30: No Sense of Decency Sep 21, 2010

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with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread STOG Kumquatxop Lemon

With a two-party system, and an entrenched media bias favoring the status quo, often it is difficult for less established candidates to have their views heard. As a duty to the country more than half of call home, The F Plus attempts to correct this oversight, and reads the words as written by three overlooked candidates for political office: A fundamentalist libertarian, a man with his own religion, and Basil Marceaux: A man who, even by F Plus standards, is completely unclassifiable. This week, we go way beyond the beltway, and start to wish more people used soap.

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Ren And Stimpy Production Music

shorts2010: Shorts Bonanza 2010 Sep 11, 2010

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with: Lemon Bunnybread Boots Raingear Isfahan Kumquatxop Acierocolotl Jack Chick Portaxx Squiddy STOG

reading: youtube.com

Back in 2010, we had a bunch of shorts up in the feed, all of which were accompanied with a plug for the first F Plus Live. Then when we switched the site over, those files were taken out of the feed.

Well, Djeser was kind enough to stitch all these shorts together with some music, so now you can listen to the Gucci Mane Race War just like when Ke$ha was still a thing. Oh, the progress we've made!

SHORTS INCLUDED:

Gucci Man Race War
This six minute short explores the curious case of a race war breaking out on YouTube just from people watching the video for Gucci Mane's song Lemonade.
Here Come The Metalheads
This fourteen minute episode has our ridiculists taking on the YouTube comments comments for a video of Metallica's Enter Sandman.
Let's Settle This Religion Thing
In nearly 20 minutes, we're going to try to solve the question of whether or not God exists.
My Grey Baby
This woman thinks she has been impregnated by a grey. Is she right? Yeah, probably.
Sybil At The Movies
In this thirty minute episode, we're going to read the opinions of a man who is not in control of his mental faculties, and ends up writing strange essays instead.

Music used:

Anthony Carmichael - I'm Rappin (from Look Around You series 2)
Ian Gordon - The X-Files Theme In A Major Key
Rush - Limelight

29: The Netflix Revue Aug 10, 2010

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with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear STOG John Toast Jack Chick Kumquatxop Lemon

reading: netflix.com

Content provided by Lemon.
Edited by Lemon.

With six million registered members, Netflix has become a dominant force in the entertainment industry. In fact, the recommendations given to you each time you sign in to the Netflix home page is crafted that way by what Netflix considers to be your peers - faceless people who have some sort of opinion about the movie in question. This episode, we plan to find the next Harry Knowles... and then mock him for being fat and stupid.

Music used:

Massive Attack - Angel
Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death

28: But What If They're All Crappie? Jul 29, 2010

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with: Portaxx Boots Raingear Bunnybread John Toast Jack Chick Isfahan STOG Lemon

reading: plentyoffish.com

If spending sixteen hours a day on the internet is the reason why you can't get a date, you can solve your problem by stepping away from the computer every once in a while and having a real, human, engaging conversation with someone you find attractive and personable. But of course, you're not going to do that, and that's why dating sites exist. This week, the F Plus puts on those floppy hats and goes angling in PlentyOfFish.Com, the fact that it doesn't charge means we don't have to pay to make fun of it.

Music used:

Johnny Lee - Lookin' For Love
R Kelly vs Broken Social Scene - I'm a Flirt 7/4 Shoreline

27: Sub Sub Pop Jul 21, 2010

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with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Bunnybread Jack Chick John Toast Squiddy

reading: reviewrinserepeat.com

Content provided by Lemon.
Edited by Boots Raingear.

The internet isn't only a place for for shut-ins to discuss their fetishes. It's also a place where self-aggrandizing attention sluts ceaselessly bludgeon the public with their own material in a transparent and shameless grab for attention. And as podcast providers, The F Plus is sympathetic to such naked egotism, but what happens if your band sucks? This week, we're taking on the music site Review Rinse Repeat, which not only reviews bands, but also lets unsigned bands explain how different and special they all are.

Music used:

Attack Attack! - Stick Stickley
Charlotte Sometimes - Army Men
Caleb Lovely - Stay
Boys Will Be Boys - Nowhere Fast
Late Night Habit - Hopeless Romantic
Cady Groves - One In The Same
Broken Social Scene - Major Label Debut

12: The Christmas Offensive Jul 17, 2010

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with: Acierocolotl Boots Raingear John Toast Isfahan STOG Victor Laszlo Lemon

reading: standupforchristmas.com

So as it turns out, we were prevented from releasing the hackneyed Christmas Episode, and so instead are releasing the slightly less hackneyed Christmas In July Episode. This one focuses on the ire that Christians feel when they walk into a store and see the most offensive phrase in the English lexicon: Happy Holidays. Before we started doing The F Plus, we all had no idea that White Privilege could have so many different voices.

Music used:

Fear - Fuck Christmas
Fucked Up (and guests) - Do They Know It's Christmas

26: Ranch Dressing & Other Delights Jun 28, 2010

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with: Acierocolotl Portaxx Boots Raingear bumpgrrl Jimmyfranks Jack Chick John Toast STOG Lemon

reading: allrecipes.com

Since 1998, throngs of internet users have come to AllRecipes.Com to learn how to make the meals they've been dreaming of, and share recipes of their own. It's a site visited by literally millions of people, including clinically depressed housewives and lifelong bachelors with erectile dysfunction. What do these people like to feed themselves? Really horrific things. This episode, The F Plus has the sodium levels of the South China Sea.

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