The Dapper Dads

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Everything Is Geuiche Jul 26, 2019

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EPISODE 103! We babble about the Area 51 raid, someone dressing up as us, a very particular piercing, tattooing unseen areas, dung drinks, a Raymond raygun, bad restaurants plus a cabin recap including a startling hammock nap, late night swimming, a large number of beers consumed and more more more.

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Showing Up Short Jul 19, 2019

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EPISODE 102! We discuss getting mysteriously wet, a jukebox villain, The House on the Rock, the short angry bagel man who took the internet by storm, what belongings you save in a house fire, choosing heaven or another shot at life, some voicemails and more.

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Just A Quick Detour Jul 12, 2019

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EPISODE 101! We discuss Slim's trip to Texas, our new intern, bruised ribs and getting the wind knocked out of yourself, the kitty keyboard, a romance between a bum and a trashcan, a submission about fears, some would you rathers, Drama seeing T-Pain and much more.

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EPISODE 100! Jul 05, 2019

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We did it folks. We did what no one could have ever imagined. We made 100 episodes. For this monumental occasion we discuss our stats for the month of June and take some LIVE CALLS. We of course make time to create an updated "stranger" technique, creepy Youtube videos, giving each other a quarterly review, jerkin' and more. Thank you to everyone who helped us get to this point. Here's to 10 more 100 episodes and then we're DONE.

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I Think We've Been Over This Jun 28, 2019

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The last of the double digits. We discuss our first Twitch stream and slumber party, putting a message in a Henny bottle, some of our old sayings, issues with the Youtube video version, the running butthole challenge, strangers recognizing us, a stripper face licking, a fun tyrannosaurus rex toy, rats falling from the ceiling, an eff marry kill, a nice voicemail and more more more.

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Big Glitter Conspiracy Jun 21, 2019

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Who buys all the glitter?? We talk about yelling out of cars, Naturdays (of course), unexplained disappearances, the glitter conspiracy, recycling, a submission about literally eating crap and more probably.

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Treasure Chest Of Meatballs Jun 14, 2019

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Another Friday another steaming pile of greatness. Hear about a plan to punch homeless people, kratom and cbd, burning pizzas, ridiculous riders, us being your wedding dates, appearing on morning tv and Sesame Street, the story of a 9 day erection, Naturdays (of course) and some Instagram questions including bellies, weird snacks, the nightmare of wolfbagging and more.

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FLAGGED! Jun 07, 2019

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This is a big old thick one. We talk about Hereditary again, an Aladdin with just Will Smith, potato salad and driving, some messed up questions, eff marry kills, last words, some would you rathers, a big reveal, our Minnesota trip recap featuring why we got kicked out of a bar, mini putt, beers, a bowling alley party and of course Soundset 2019.

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Big Accordion Shelf Belly Button Arms May 31, 2019

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Well look what we have here. Listen to us ramble on about milking via a big foam airplane, the differences in buttholes, retirement homes, squirtin' and fartin', our old man problems with the youth, a plan for a month of statistics, juul vs. cigs, Slim's teeth dream, some fantastic Would You Rather's and more.

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Hot Salad May 24, 2019

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Blah blah blah. Hear all about the number 23, exotic cereals, undergarments, a gift from a fan, our Soundset weekend predictions, waking up as a woman, Frankenstein's monster's penis, food court adventures, heating up a salad, So You Think You Can eat Mother's Day lunch, an update on our targeted marketing, smelly balls, tips for picking up ladies, some music talk because someone wants it and more probably.

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