The Dapper Dads

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Legions Of Lesions Sep 20, 2019

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EPISODE 111! Hear us struggle to talk about getting the key to the city, an Impossible Whopper challenge, D.A.R.E. class, a couple dreams, job interviews, what Popeye was actually squeezing, finding our religion, fun with ice cubes and much more.

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Shoot The Tuba Sep 13, 2019

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EPISODE 110! We discuss a lack of feeling, a big dad drinking tip, erratic driving stories, cringe hangovers, attacks on tubas, parents trying to censor media, some submissions about Slim's feet and Facebook Dating plus much more probably.

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Deep Dives: Danny from Don't Panic Records & Distro Sep 09, 2019

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We sat down with Danny from Don't Panic Records & Distro, a DIY punk label based out of Chicago. We discuss what a distro is, the transition into a label, his work in different bands, the process of putting out releases, Tom Waits, the Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtracks and much more.

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Music featured in this episode (chronologically):

Nude Model - Darts from the album Crying Games

The Kreutzer Sonata - Fast Times from the album The Rosehill Gates

The Muslims - ShirkJerk from the album Mayo Supreme

Introducing Deep Dives Sep 07, 2019

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We're unleashing a cool new side podcast where we interview people we know who do cool stuff. Episodes will drop once a month (hopefully) right where you get the normal show. The first one drops Monday 9/9.

Beakers With Beaker Sep 06, 2019

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EPISODE 109! We chat about Love After Lockup, dad nipples, Beaker and Dr. Robotnik's love life, the true hell, cults, a recent trip to Chicago, a chicken lawsuit, hot girls smoking crack, the continuation of a voicemail saga and more. plus a BIG new announcement!

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Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead Aug 30, 2019

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EPISODE 108! In this not horny episode we discuss the Popeyes chicken sandwich debate, making molotov cocktails, how much gas you can consume, what kind of materials they have at sperm banks, a foot fleshlight, fighting and being garbagemen, a plumbing conundrum, some submissions and more of this junk.

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Grispin' Aug 23, 2019

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EPISODE 107! We discuss how long it takes before you haunt something, our Omegle video, the early days of the internet, old obnoxious songs, Drama's birthday gifts, some intense pie talk, erotic truth or dare cards, submissions including another voicemail in the recent saga and much more probably.

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Elitist Illuminati Aug 16, 2019

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EPISODE 106! We discuss some tv shows, the hunt for porn, perverted pens, some morbid questions from the internet, deceased cartoon parents, a disgusting story from Reddit, female protection methods, some submissions, the longest voicemail we've ever aired and more.

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Welcome To Bangerland Aug 09, 2019

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EPISODE 105! We talk about leaving ourselves at the cabin, making a handful of firm cotton candy, Slim being a clone, monster trucks for a can of pop, Cockpockets, jerking and driving, the monkey at the renaissance fair, something shocking, Drama's car, some submissions and more.

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4 Minutes Of Bats Aug 02, 2019

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EPISODE 104! THAT MEANS 2 WHOLE YEARS OF THIS JUNK!! WOW! We discuss fire fueled live shows, fat vampires, red light suicides, bring one of our corpses to the show, snuff films, food challenges, first date questions and even more.

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