The Dapper Dads

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Stealing Steaks On Your Lunch Break Jan 17, 2020

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EPISODE 128! We discuss greeting cards, more about the WB frog, Captain Crunch, an impaired Spawn, little known rap facts, a Jason Alexander update, some old job memories, randomly remembering people, losing Facebook friends, having to stay the night in a haunted house to get money, the Osbornes tv show, biting the heads off doves and bats, suing people, Casper the Friendly Ghost and much more.

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Le Pillow Stab Face Jan 10, 2020

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EPISODE 127! We talk about Marilyn Manson worship, a heated Onlyfans debate, awkward store interactions, an alcohol name pun, ripping off an ear updates, a concert ticket question, Avril Lavigne, old tv shows, becoming your own grandpa and much more.

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Baby Powder Peppers Jan 03, 2020

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EPISODE 126! The first of 2020 and a first ever all listener submitted episode! We discuss our plans for the new year, a submission from a real dad, where we put the toilet paper, weird bathroom things from our childhoods, some would you rathers, a lot of TV dinner talk, the Golden Girls, cans of beer, buying random records, anxiety stories, a missing pair in the kitchen, an official email application for our job posting and much more.

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Best Of 2019 Jan 01, 2020

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OUR FIRST CLIP SHOW! WOW. We took some of the moments we found funny from the whole 2019 and compiled them for you. It was a lot of work and made us feel more narcissistic than usual. We hope you enjoy it whether you listened to every episode or this is the first time checking us out. Thanks for all the support and here's to another year of this for some reason.

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The 2010s: A Decade In Review Dec 27, 2019

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EPISODE 125! Instead of our typical end of the year wrap up, we decided to go over the whole decade since it's probably the only time we'll be able to do such a thing. We go year by year discussing all the weird things that were popular and stupid. We'll see you in 2020 (that's a vision joke without even trying)

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Albums Of The Year 2019 Dec 20, 2019

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EPISODE 124! Our top 10 albums of the year! We do talk a bit about Christmas and pooping in a diaper for some reason before we get into the lists. If you want to jump straight to the countdown it starts around 32:00. For those unaware we each break down our 10 favorite "projects" from 2019. This is our very subjective opinions. Please check some of it out if anything sparks your interest and let us know if we missed something great.

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Milkrophones On Huzzahnukkah Dec 13, 2019

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EPISODE 123! We discuss long commutes, looking really cool to strangers, Jack Frost, finally finding out we are Jewish, what our own Elf on the Shelf would be, how we actually look while out on the town, an altercation at Walmart, Jerry Springer, spatchcocking, some submissions including finding a friends video, a bizarre bee situation, music suggestions, worst customer experiences and much more.

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The Petty Mom Dec 06, 2019

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EPISODE 122! We discuss spitballs, creepy Christmas songs, hot cartoon babes, soup/salad/cereal, cooking eggs, a battle to the death, voodoo doll and clones, what to do once the show ends in 6 episodes, getting your tarot read, the other side of a glory hole, shower routines, some fact checks and more.

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A Little Alone Time With A Lasagna Nov 29, 2019

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EPISODE 121! We discuss some of the 19 wonders of the world, mashed potatoes, failing a test, meatball problems, the Garfield universe, big flu, Minkus, the need for a death checker, becoming more exclusive, new business ventures, a picnic date, the Popeyes sandwich (again), some submissions about cars and would you rathers plus more probably.

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Gag & Chatter Nov 22, 2019

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EPISODE 120! We talk about helping the homeless, our shit in a box, the Today Show cast as Peanuts characters, the life of Maury Povich, Drake getting booed, how the weather really is, leaving your baby at the airport, fun baby pranks, blowup dolls, a submission about a certain someone, hot gas station coffee, how hot a liquid can actually get and nothing else.

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