The Dapper Dads

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Little Caesar's Little Voice Nov 15, 2019

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EPISODE 119! We talk about our brand new funeral packages, King of the Hill, a dumb hitman, several dumb hitmen, hiring a hitman to take out a hitman (do you see a theme here?), how dirty our hands will get for the other person, the most disgusting court case of all time, T.I. and his daughter, a submission about pineapple, fair food, a shorty story submission, some very specific Rockford talk and more.

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Let Down Larry's Nov 08, 2019

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EPISODE 118! We talk about the big 4 of thrash metal, Scott Ian's beard, morning bowel movements, a rehashing of our most popular topic since Slim tried the other side, an Albuquerque trip, Acme products, a standup set where you can finally say what people are really thinking, the JPEGMAFIA show, drinking and smoking and smoking and drinking, fun random thoughts, some would you rather submissions and more.

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Dog Squirrel Suit Nov 01, 2019

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EPISODE 117! We discuss Slim's new look, the Guinness behind Guinness World Records, a fun sloth fact, two things Drama does not need, a nice pillow video, burning pizza, the demise of Lawyer Dog, a prank that never happened, the mechanics of autofellatio, waxing, a near McMuffin slip-up, soda pop, a shitty submission, surprises from Craigslist and more.

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13 Little Women Oct 25, 2019

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EPISODE 116! We talk about the truth behind the WB frog, why Slim keeps getting taller, angel food cake with a fun topping, how there is no single word for the opposite of recently, a foosball fiasco, the Dapper Corp. building, a Netflix meeting, our new reality dating show, chewing garlic, revenge against 12 year olds, an offer for Valentine's Day, some horror movies, the Lisa Frank legacy, some long low hangers and probably even more.

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Death And Noodle Soup Oct 18, 2019

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EPISODE 115! And it's our BEST EVER?? We think it just might be! Hear all about fighting snow, delicious bread bowls, a satanic pot of soup, movie theater seating, little shops located in your body, ball goblin chocolate, potato salad, a relationship with a fridge, shotgun against ballsack, robbing banks, the protocol of unveiling a surprise child, Bigfoot's big feet, a suicide pack, our own fleshlights, a perfect poop joke, the secret behind Sunny D and Hawaiian Punch, coupon dispensers, a present pig, a "cordigal" corgi visit, a 10 year anniversary dinner date at Chili's, a documentary about Cold Stone Creamery, candy corn, a pocket toy review, Pinhead's new look and somehow even more believe it or not. WOW.

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Deep Dives: Skyler from Culture Shock Oct 14, 2019

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Culture Shock is a cool record/clothing/everything else store in Rockford. We talked to the owner Skyler about owning and operating a record store, collecting vinyl, being in business 13 years, some very specific Rockford memories, other general music discussion and much more.

Culture Shock is located at 2239 Charles St. Rockford, IL. Stop in sometime and buy a bunch of stuff.

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The Airtight Episode Oct 11, 2019

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EPISODE 114! We discuss the details of our church and cult, our participation in beer olympics, a bunch of golf cart rides, repercussions of drinking, switching bones, an annoying Chick-fil-A man, places we don't want to die, eating out, those big floating balls, the top people we hate, accidentally committing crimes and much more.

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Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Corn On The Cob Oct 04, 2019

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EPISODE 113! We discuss using straws, running into people, new uses for corn, horror movies, having a filter in public, Danger Mouse, a would you rather, hosting contests, Q-tips, the end of Slim, tiny candy and much more.

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Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram, @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Grandma's On Tinder Sep 27, 2019

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EPISODE 112! We chit chat about women, Courvoisier and Valee, tar and feathering, Drama's wingman skills, a romantic dinner, some Vaseline news, a factory explosion, texting family members, pregnancy prevention tips, the highly anticipated results of the Impossible Whopper challenge and more.

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