The Dapper Dads

Latest Episodes:

Womb Stretch Jun 05, 2020

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EPISODE 148! We discuss GTAV tips, exploding wieners, Crocs, a colon cleanse, barfing and spitting, being in each others bodies in a fun way, Drama's accident, an interesting business card, more combo fast food locations, a greasy old shirt idea and much more.

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The Taco Bellcast May 29, 2020

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EPISODE 147! We discuss finding the perfect melon, big steaks, an almost exclusively olive sandwich, being extremely thirsty, upper deckers, owning a fast food franchise, several Taco Bell updates, on open marriage with condiments, a Willy Wonka crossover no one asked for, what people know you for, a new basketball move, some Jordan assumptions and much more.

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Where Am I, What's Happening? May 22, 2020

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EPISODE 146! We discuss sweating, blumpkin logistics, Taco Bell, eating and drinking, meeting in person again, huffing stuff, powdered wigs, Cap'n Crunch, combo fast food places, breadsticks, Little Caesar's merch, a dog park incident, some fun movie quotes, a submission about the struggles of the podcast and much more.

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Thick Slink And Menacing Potato Head May 15, 2020

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EPISODE 145! We discuss current horny levels, taking a direction with the podcast, our Candyman reboot, erotic Toy Story, window cleaning, thick cartoons, the worlds largest penises, an eagle transformation, another new movie pitch, Alex Jones updates, a specific spit shine and much more.

www.patreon.com/dapperdads for the real neat stuff

Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with literally ANYTHING

Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or we die

www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one sweaty spot

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dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

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The Last Whap Of An Ass May 08, 2020

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EPISODE 144! We discuss more about the hit song You Can Call Me Al, cashing ass checks, returning a rare drink, being tall in public, festival breasts with the lactation incident, baby drugs, Dr. Drew, ejaculating inside yourself, an eccentric ass position, sunning your butthole, stupid ginger beer, being big browsers and much more.

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Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything you want

Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts or you hate us

www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one gaping hole

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Lil Van Down By The River May 01, 2020

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EPISODE 143! We discuss news reporter personality, old woman riding, wearing wet clothes, Chris Farley, strokin', different paper cutters, ball trimming, becoming new and improved after quarantine, Wonderballs, researching grills and patio furniture, burger measurement, the big c-word, opening the church of Limp Bizkit and in a podcast first we lose one of the hosts and see if the other can handle the pressure. Who does what how? Listen and find out!

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Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

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First Curses Apr 24, 2020

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EPISODE 142! Still separated we discuss cartoon vampires, Frankenberry beef, a rare Kiss t-shirt, hair updates, the giant baby from Twitter, the hit song You Can Call Me Al, early swear words, dad/yacht rock, a fan submitted email, fallen Taco Bell soldiers, guilty pleasures and much more.

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Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with something, you have the time

Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts, you have the time

www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one neat place

www.twitter.com/dapperdads

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dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

Trainwrecks Of Love Apr 17, 2020

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EPISODE 141! We discuss two dogs turning into 302 dogs, first cigarettes, swallowing food, Extreme Love, a burping fetish/Patreon, a jerking lesson submission, Slim's mean ol' lady, a whole bunch of would you rather questions, our Google search history and much more.

www.patreon.com/dapperdads if you need more of us

Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with all the time you have now

Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts unless you hate us

www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one gaping hole

www.twitter.com/dapperdads

www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

Hand Insanity Apr 10, 2020

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EPISODE 140! As we turn out the lights and flip the sign in the dungeon to CLOSED we still manage to keep the show going for some reason. Despite the chaos and distance we manage to discuss final words to an ex, noodles, facial hair, a tiny demon, drinking hand sanitizer, Slim's general location, Tiger King, loud cars, a Scooby Doo breakdown, Billy Joel, some submissions and much more.

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Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) since you have so much free time

Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts since you have free time

www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one sopping spot

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dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc)

Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram

Frun Freddy Frinkles Apr 03, 2020

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EPISODE 139! We discuss foosball, hidden food, Nightmare Before Christmas and XXXmas, more long screams, the joys of paperwork, 100 Humans, ball cleaning, more wiping, a hot bottle of pee, one man's cold journey, open wounds, when siphoning goes wrong, Julia Fox drinking from an udder, Julie Stiles/Childs, Urethra Franklin and much more.

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Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) we know you have time now

Leave a 5 star rating with review on Apple Podcasts since you have time now

www.thedapperdads.com for everything in one gross spot

www.twitter.com/dapperdads

www.instagram.com/dapperdadspodcast

www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast

dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com

Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc.)

Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram