The Dapper Dads

Latest Episodes:

The Poop Mailer Strikes Again May 17, 2019

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Speaking of porn. Hear all about unexpected porn music videos, surprise snowballs, Slim's mail, a tickling tv principal, the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark documentary, an eff marry kill voicemail, what Slim does for booze and a card game, some wonderful toys from Wish.com, lil pumps and more.

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Twerk Whiff May 10, 2019

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Your #1 source for Italyan Erotik. Hear all about our interns, working with Disney, Will and Jaden Smith, Nu Metal (again), beautiful women from our childhood, our camgirl alternative, birds not being real, targeted marketing, a breakdown of the Youtube search terms we mentioned last episode, Olive Garden, first date dinners, a wild submission, a followup to an old serious submission, cottage vs. cabin and even more.

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Mothers Against Dapper Dads May 03, 2019

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Hey BABY! Me and my boys are going to JAIL! Hear all about refreshing Naturdays, forgetting that people actually listen to this, conjuring a giant demon frog, bubbles, stealing from parties, Youtube search terms, an odd record hunt, not being a baby daddy, sports memorabilia, dry ice, Claritin or Chloroform, the worlds longest podcast, being awake for days, street gang doppelgangers and more.

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Honking Of The Breasts Apr 26, 2019

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90 seems important but who knows anymore. Hear all about pretzels, posting pics on Facebook, egg burritos, some self review, being gay in a mouth or a butt, crashing our cars, peeing at sports events, everything you touch bursts into flames, a weird voicemail, some would you rathers, furry consolidation and much more.

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Chili Defense Apr 19, 2019

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If you're sick on your birthday do you get a year older? Listen to us blabber about the Smooth Tour 2020, ATM expectations, getting rid of old people, convenience store fires, a semen extraction machine, Alex Jones, an explosive submission, playing with fire and fireworks, the egging of Slim's car and more.

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The Apology Tour Apr 12, 2019

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Screaming sorry in a city near year. Hear us ramble about becoming gravy, a text meant to clarify but only further confuses, a psychopathic riddle, how many chuggas, a hole of glory, getting our bottoms eaten, our predictions and picks for the 2019 XXL Freshman list plus a bunch more stuff.

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Dippy Dawg Apr 05, 2019

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We're back and you didn't even notice we were gone. Hear if we'll be gay or dead and when it will happen, leaving without a trace again, lean vs. lien, Drama's Florida vacation, Goofy: dog or cow, some this or thats, being buried alive before a show, what we do in front of God when we go to heaven, who we would bang if they die immediately after and much more.

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Boofin' The Flu Mar 29, 2019

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Another week, another solid gold podcast. Hear all about that thing Marilyn Manson removed his rib for, mysterious neck pain, the best holiday for candy, Kidz Bop World Tour 2019, deaths at the Grand Canyon, Gods love for Slayer, some cosmetic surgery, Dilbert's voice, laundromat shenanigans, a presidential parrot and much more.

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Burger Photographer Mar 22, 2019

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We'd rather be listening to Smooth by Satana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty. Hear all about us becoming more PC, food photography, being a huge sports fan, weird wedding traditions, the hit song Smooth, seeing Remo Drive, our musical episode, seeing JPEGMAFIA and Vince Staples live, vacations, a beefy submission, how Kurt Cobain woke up from an overdose and much more.

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Latter Day Saint Mafia Squirrels Mar 15, 2019

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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior? In this one we chat about our need for a summer intern, Dramas delicious surprise, how spring appears to be springing, seeing Pkew Pkew Pkew in Chicago again, Disney dvds, Dollar Tree, gangstalking, EpiPens, email chains you must forward, a deathly submission, movie gore, embarrassing moments, awful retail stories, Billy Joel and more.

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