The Dapper Dads

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Bichard's Mar 01, 2019

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It's gonna get nasty. We talk about hanging out of windows, being tricked into looking at pictures, wiener or camera: the movie, buttholes and haircuts, Abducted In Plain Sight, a bizarre letter from Philadelphia, beer prices, a submission that ruins our career, a voicemail from across several ponds with some quick ones and much more.

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Saturday Night Wrist Feb 22, 2019

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We've been everywhere, man. Hear all about birds and their possibly furry bellies, cakes from hell, celebrities one murder pass, the results of the case race, an amazing fanfiction submission, a compilation album for dads to drive to, James Brown alleged murder, hiring the best hitman and more.

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We Did It All For The Nookie Feb 15, 2019

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So you can take that cookie? And stick it up your? Yeah? We discuss fighting fans, basketball in the 90's, a hospital trip for a broken member, some age appropriate lyrics, being hot for teacher, girls with boyfriends, X-Men, Sherlock Holmes from the future or right now, doing it all for nookie, waterbeds and beer plans.

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Death Parde God Hell Feb 08, 2019

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Come on feel the noise. We talk watermelons, wizards, the best episode of Hoarders, walks in the park, an interesting show and tell, the cold weather, our mental breakdowns, an elaborate street fight, Drama's prison bid, Bjork, what Slim's really made of, corn dog sizes, a Death Party, Curd's Corner makes a return and 3 quick ones. What a bargain!

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Demonic Conglomerate Feb 01, 2019

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It just never ends. This week we talk leprechauns, working out new material at funerals, having affairs, wiping a man on a flight, how to get undressed, Fyre fest, Teanna Trump, the cold weather and our cars in it plus a bunch of other stuff probably.

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The Curse Of The Tall Woman And The Little Man Jan 25, 2019

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This one's for all the grandmas out there. We talk about a lack of testosterone, the best foods to spend some time with, the song Jump Around, the best use for a flip phone, Betty White, our stupid sons, Slim's turtle, the little versions of us running our bodies, a radical new drug injection and 3 moderate ones.

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Breakaway Pants Jan 18, 2019

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Well, the episodes start coming and they don't stop coming. In this one we talk about hot cookies, load size, canker sore myths, faxing in 2019, Soulja Boy mudslides, cottage cheese, Sonic the Hedgehog, My Name Is Earl, clarification on Duke the dog, who has clones, Sum 41, mugshots, The Drew Carey Show, bats, asbestos and two voicemails. Pretty ridiculous when you list it all out.

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Drawer Full Of Pawgs Jan 11, 2019

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Does a person crap their pants when they turn into a werewolf? Hear all about it along with pubes and trimming them, a very important loss, loving too much, a voicemail, chimps and ghosts, spermicide spray, what is in the ol' hobo sack and a bunch of other stuff we try to forget.

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Buff Tip Koala Steaks Jan 04, 2019

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Right into 2019 and right off the rails with this one. It's all over the place but we talk about our shared therapist, cow tipping, a Shark Tank pitch, a new Ludacris album, a slew of submissions covering our souls, Peanuts, burps, Australia and more.

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