Texas Podcast Massacre

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Horror News 003 for 09/25/2017 Sep 25, 2017

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The Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news that you need to know from the previous week, gives recommendations on what you should be watching and previews the next movie review.

Topics Discussed for 9/25/2017

Vaguely horror-related candles and Good Will Hunting references
Universal's Halloween Horror Nights
Two Sentence Horror Stories the upcoming TV show
Amityville: The Awakening finally gets a release date
And More!!!

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube.

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017 The Craft: The Bitches of Eastwick Sep 21, 2017

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Vague, French-Sounding Gods. High School Cliques. Early-age Hair Loss. Skeet Ulrich.

The Craft is many things - high school drama, witchcraft tale and teenage suicide meditation. This movie is a who's who of young stars from the 1990s that somehow didn't reach lasting stardom (except maybe Neve Campbell). While a moderate hit at the time, a franchise never developed - but this movie definitely made an impact on teen movies going forward.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they make blood oaths with each other and immediately break them debating the scariest witches in film. After that ritual they play light as a feather, stiff as a board and review 1996's teen witch classic 'The Craft'.

Show Segments

Debate Question (02:15): What is the scariest depiction of witches?

Movie Review (11:06): The Craft (1996)

What Would You Do Differently? (51:53)

Awards: (55:42)

Final Cut (57:57): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Horror News 002 for 09/18/2017 Sep 18, 2017

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The Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news that you need to know from the previous week, gives recommendations on what you should be watching and previews the next movie review.

Topics Discussed for 9/18/2017

Tobe Hooper's impact on horror film
Jamie Lee Curtis to be in the new Halloween movie
mother! and Mamma Mia's similarities
Gremlins sequel ideas
And More!!!

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016 Blood Drive Part 2: Dick Vicious Sep 14, 2017

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Cyborgs. Soul Reclamators. Murderers. Television Executives.

Blood Drive's first and only season started with a bang and pushed the envelope for what you could put on cable television. Sadly the show was canceled after season one, but Grace, Arthur and Slink made this a memorable and fantastic addition to the grindhouse genre.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they fight like estranged sisters while debating the best episode of Blood Drive. They also get around to discussing the second half of Blood Drive season one and their overall thoughts about the series.

Show Segments

Debate Question (01:35): What was the best episode of Blood Drive?

Show Review (11:45): Blood Drive (2017)

What Would You Do Differently? (58:07)

Awards: (59:38)

Final Cut (01:00:40): Show review scores from hosts and guests

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Horror News 001 for 09/11/2017 Sep 11, 2017

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The Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news that you need to know from the previous week, gives recommendations on what you should be watching and previews the next movie review.

Topics Discussed for 9/11/2017

American Horror Story: Cult
Stephen King's seemingly endless amount of adaptions coming out on multiple platforms
Creep 2 premiere
IT poised for box office records
And More!!!

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015 It: How I Spent My Summer Vacation Sep 08, 2017

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The TPM crew floats with fellow losers/unsuspecting victims David and Liz from the theater down to the podcast studio. They debate the scariest Stephen King characters and gush over 2017's reboot of the classic film 'It'.

Debate Question (06:40): What is the scariest Stephen King character?

Movie Review (15:35): It (2017)

What Would You Do Differently? (50:10)

Awards: (56:45)

Final Cut (01:00:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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014 Children of the Corn: Team Isaac or Team Malachi? Sep 05, 2017

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The TPM crew take the backroads to their rural Nebraska podcast barn and find the one working phone in town to talk with unsuspecting victim Tom about Hurricane Harvey and recent horror news. The crew also debate which plant is the scariest and harvest tons of comedy from the 1984 'cult' classic 'Children of the Corn'.

News (03:45)

Debate Question (14:00): What is the scariest plant?

Movie Review (23:40): Children of the Corn

What Would You Do Differently? (01:16:21)

Awards: (01:18:15)

Final Cut (01:20:49): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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013 Annabelle Creation: Do Demons Cure Polio? Aug 22, 2017

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The TPM crew enter the Conjuring Extended Universe and doll themselves up in the orphan-filled podcast studio this week. They debate James Wan's place in the horror director hall of fame, answer a reader's Walking Dead question and review this year's horror hit Annabelle: Creation.

News: Upcoming movies

Mailbag!

Debate Question: Where does James Wan rank compared to other classic horror directors?

Movie Review: Annabelle: Creation

What Would You Do Differently?

Awards: Horror participation trophies for characters

Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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012 Tourist Trap: We're Gonna Have A Party Aug 15, 2017

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The young, attractive TPM crew along with amateur mechanic/unsuspecting victim David take an ill-advised detour off the highway this week. They discuss the finer points of creating mannequins, debate the worst tourist trap attractions and review the 1979 ESP mannequin nightmare + slasher film 'Tourist Trap '.

Song (00:29): Davey Gaga - Plaster Face

News (05:01)

Debate Question (13:36): What is the worst tourist trap to get stuck at?

Movie Review (22:14): Tourist Trap

What Would You Do Differently? (01:19:33)

Awards: (01:23:04)

Final Cut (01:25:29): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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011 Blood Drive Part 1: Suck-u-bus Aug 08, 2017

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The TPM dream team is staying together to make sure their brains don't become jelly, talk about being a homicidal artist in the depths of beauocracy and get to the bottom of what exactly a "Suck Bus" entails.

News (02:25)

Debate Question (11:24) What is the the best grindhouse trope?

TV Show Discussion (22:54): Blood Drive the 2017 SyFy original show that wears grindhouse inspiration on its blood-spattered sleeve. This show has it all from 50s dinner cannibals to sex madness viruses.

What Would You Do Differently? (01:20:03)

Awards: (01:22:28)

Final Cut (01:23:08): TV Show review scores from hosts and guests

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