Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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The Wolf Among Us Part 3 - That Was When Pigs Knew How to Jam Sep 05, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 330 Mysteries are solved, like who killed Faith and Lilly - but other mysteries go on. The Wolf Among Us ends on a satisfyingly ambiguous note - but did we enjoy the game overall? Or were we too railroaded into decisions and situations? Listen and find out! Also:

- A Little Thrusting Music - The G Stands for Great - Vanessa Can Cancel Any Man - Tell Me More About These Sex Idiots - Vanessa Melted Her Dishwasher - Sweet Virgin Nicotine Lips - So Much Bigby Lore

This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5! Next Week: We reach the forest in Okami, probably - the vote ends in 16 hours!

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The Wolf Among Us Part 2 - Robocopped by the Tweedles Aug 29, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 329 Oh boy! We find a mysterious head and this leads to all sorts of new adventures. And we've got so many cops here on Square Roots; Vanessa is the good cop, Johnny is the silent / bad cop, Jim is the grey cop, and Matthew is the vape cop. In episode 2 and 3 of The Wolf Among Us we meet interesting people and there's a mystery to be solved. An adventure is unfolding, so why not get involved? Also:

- Johnny's Truly Outrageous - Game Scom - They Cannot Afford Timothy Chalomet - The Pirate Bluebeard - Sliding into Third

This Week: We finish episode 2 and 3! Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!

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The Wolf Among Us Part 1 - Let's Just All Lower Our Standards Aug 22, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 328 It's a low energy episode today because, frankly, it's just too hot here in the northern hemisphere. We can't wait for fall. But in the mean time let's go on some sweaty Toontown adventures! We explore The Wolf Among Us by Telltale Games and try to solve some crimes! Also:

- Do Bob and Marduk kiss? - Stiffly Weird and the Case of the Missing Ghost - "It's Me, Blorko!" - Harvest Valley - Teen Raider - Sorry, Bree - Don't Snoop - Bufkin Neutral - Nolan North Mythology

This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode One! Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode Three!

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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 3 - Johnny Is So Good At This Game, and Everyone Clapped Aug 15, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 327 Johnny knocked that Abortion minigame out of the park, and definitely wasn't stuck on it for twenty minutes on stream getting madder and madder. He won it the first time, Vanessa said he was the best boy at video games, Trudeau gave him a medal, and everyone clapped. Also:

- Vanessa ReTruths the President - I Love the Teens - We All Have to See Mike Myers's Hog At Some Point - Vanessa's Mao Tse Tsung Vibes - Honouring the Wishes of the Prince of Canada - Women Be 'Bortin' - Clitoral Stimulant

This Week: We Finish the Game! Next Week: Vote Today! Poll ends Monday evening!

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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 2 - A Wolf, a Mongoose or Gay Bear All Night? Aug 08, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 326 Our hosts seem to be warming to South Park just in time for alien testing, Nazi zombies, appealing to the Goth kids, and finding out the truth about Cartman! Is Cartman not actually as good a dude as he claims?? Find out as we complete Day 2! Also:

- Combination Pizza Hut Taco Bells - Johnny is bad with controller mechanics, part 2 - Are bad tutorials a bit? - 2014 Funny - That's What Straight Relationships Are Like - Johnny's Boomer Humour

This Week: We Finish Day Two! Next Week: We Finish the Game!

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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 1 - Urine: The Fart of the Front Aug 01, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 325 You asked for it, you get it: this week your Square Roots pals start South Park: The Stick of Truth! And... some of us really like it? A lot? Especially one who you think wouldn't like it at all? Yeah, that one! Also:

- Matthew Refuses to Go to a Used Game Store - No Matthew Life Spoilers - Recasting Taskmaster USA - Too Hot to Dance - Spork & Clork - Benny Hill Racist is Pretty Racist - Vanessa is a Ray of Sunshine

This Week: We Finish Day One! Next Week: We Finish Day Two!

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Kingdom Hearts III Part 5 - Vanessa Is Familiar Jul 25, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 324 Whoa! We finished Kingdom Hearts III forever! Does that mean everything in Mickey's Kingdom is happy forever? What about Xemnas?! What happened to Sora? So many questions. Also:

- Bugs are a Natural Enemy for Toys - Toot toot? - Jim is a Slut for Powerwashing - It's just like that one Live song - FURRY! FORCE! FOUR! - Every Master Xenahort Voice Actor gets Norted - Ansem is Xemnas's Xenanort - Chereth Cutestory - Living Will, Probate, Death Certificate Fight the Heartless Tornado - Metal Gear Style Death Monologues - Terra's Himbo Energy - Nothing about Dark Riku is Important

This Week: We finish the game! Next Week: Something about South Park: The Stick of Truth I guess!

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Kingdom Hearts III Part 4 - Everything is Crabs Jul 18, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 323 It's a divisive chunker of Square Roots this week: are the Pirates of the Caribbean and Big Hero 6 worlds good? Bad? A bit of both? We navigate carefully talking through the Pirates movies, try to figure out if the Big Hero 6 movie is a secret Disney classic, and note how Sora seems to be given busy work while literally everyone else is busy with actual plot stuff. Also:

- Pirates of the Cah-ra-be-un - Comrade Vanessa - Short Jim - Interfering with Democracy - Butte Talk - Has Bill Nighy Actually Been in Love? - Wolverine's Hot Dad - The 30 Rock / 3rd Rock Error - Powerwashed With Kingdom Hearts Lore - Saved By Goopy White Ropes of Nobody

This Week: Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo! Next Week: We finish the game!

Kingdom Hearts III Part 3 - This Podcast Will Be Used as State's Evidence Jul 11, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 322 Oh boy! Johnny gets to experience Frozen in the best way possible: chopped up into Kingdom Hearts cut scenes. The gang heads through Frozen land AND the generic industrial corridors of Monsters, Inc. in a very PS2 style chunker of this Disney Slash Final Fantasy mashup. Also:

- Up Yours, Woke Moralists! - Something Called the Unraveled - Sora Amnesia Argument - Four People Inside Sora's Heart, But We Can Only Name Three - Vanessa Hates a Heffalump - Gatekeeping Labyrinths - Let It Go, but the Luba Version - Olaf Inflation Fan Art

This Week: Monstropolis and Arendelle! Next Week: Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo!

Kingdom Hearts III Part 2 - You'll Know When To Wear Your Pink Bob Wigs Jul 04, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 321 On this action packed slammer of an episode, the Square Roots Gang run through two very awesome game worlds: The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box! That's right, you'll get to relive the events of Tangled AND Toy Story. Also:

- The Clussy Talk - A Jay Leno Looking Monster - Coat Corner - A Train Guy, But For Boats - Spaceman Bud and Rancher Wooly from Toy Time - Famous Toupées - You've Got A Pal I Know This Week: We vancquish The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box! Next Week: Monstropolis and Arendelle!

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