Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Live a Live Part 4 - 👁️👄👁️ Nov 14, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 340 Oh wow! It feels like we just started Live a Live, but now Live a Live is very finished. Did we all finish? Did anyone get the Armageddon ending? Did Johnny save his beefy boi? We deconstruct the very nature of JRPGs in this season of Square Roots's exciting conclusion! Also:

- There's No Good Use for a Death Helmet - He's A Good Dad Now - Advanced Spacey - 2 Salty - Fisherman's Friend Is Not Code - Prithee Thou Art Mine Husbandth - Our Friend the Orange Dot - A Fun Prank - The Virgin Streibough Versus Chad Oersted

This Week: We finish Live a Live! Next Week: We finish Chapter 2 and fight Metal Face in Xenoblade Chronicles 1!

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Live a Live Part 3 - I'M A LOCAL BUSINESSMAN Nov 07, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 339 Is it an Akira? No, it's an Ultraman! Is it an Alien? Sort of, but it's also a 2001! On this futuristic episode of Square Roots we dive into the murky future awaiting all of us in Live a Live. Will it have Final Fantasy Behemoths and Akira Bike Gangs? Probably. Also:

- Ferrero Rochers All The Way Through - If Riker Doesn't Have a Beard, This Episode Is Gonna Be Weird - I'M A LOCAL BUSINESSMAN - The Loincloth / Balls Debate - A Stupid Dirty Slank - A TURTLE IS SICK?! - The Only Solution is Liquifaction - A disasterous Bring Your Kid To Work Day - The Colonel's Bee Quest

This Week: We play the Near and Distant Future! Next Week: We finish the Middle Ages and... maybe the rest of the game? We'll see!

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Live a Live Part 2 - G'Day Mate, I'm Sakamoto Ryōma Oct 31, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 338 Greetings, humans! Welcome to a spookity, horrorish episode of Square Roots! In this dark chunker of Unalive Alive we play through the blood soaked hallways of Edo Japan, the bullet ridden sand of The Wild West, and punch and kick through the death sports of Present Day! Also:

- Gotham Knight Cake Boycott - Bee Movie Horror - Johnny Definitely Follows Vanessa's Instructions - They Don't Count as People - Vanessa Invented Skateboard - Xemobab Chromicols and Soccer Frontier - Tits Versus Titties - A Three Amigos Situation - Teens Don't Know Who Hulk Hogan Is

This Week: We play Edo Japan, the Wild West, and Present Day in Live a Live! Next Week: We finish the Near Future and Distant Future!

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Live a Live Part 1 - A Sacrificial Mound Near Dino Bone Canyon Oct 24, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 337 This week on Square Roots we do, we promise, eventually talk about Live a Live's first two (chronological) chapters: Pre-History and Imperial China. And there's a lot to talk about! Recruiting beefy bois! Lady Gorillas! Even more fart humour! Also:

- Liver Live - Matt Damon with a curtains haircut - What's Your Burger Style? - Loading Goes Boop! - Sassy Caveman Hair Flip - Vanessa's Ettiquette Corner - Sweet Sweet Gorilla Beef - But He Was Only Just Alive!

This Week: We play Pre-History and Imperial China in Live a Live! Next Week: We play Edo Japan, the Wild West, and Present Day in Live a Live!

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Ōkami Part 6 - We're Just Not That Into Vampires Oct 17, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 336 There's a whole lot of arguing about what time rules Okami uses - is it Looper rules? Back to the Future rules? Lost rules? That aside, we finally finish the ice palace, the boss rush, the clockwork owls - and complete another game! Also:

- Perfectly framed webcam - Metaverse finally shows feet - We're just not that into vampires - Folding at home - Vanessa's Out Back - What if Jeff Bezos Takes Away My Ghost Ship - Bon Janus - Moo-my Milkers

This Week: We finish Okami! Next Week: We finish the Pre-history and Imperial China chapters of Live a Live!

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Ōkami Part 5 - Toooooooobi! Oct 10, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 335 Okay, okay - we said we were going to finish the game this week but Johnny got sick so he couldn't play that much, but we promise that we'll finish next week. For realsies! Okay, so this chunker we mostly concentrate on solving some mysteries and finally reaching the elusive Oni Island! Also:

- Suck it, Troy Baker! - Deborah Space - Vanessa's Head Canon Corner - Square Roots: After Dark after the credits - Big League Chew Revelations - The Unearned Pathos of Tobi - A Creeping Cathy, A Slow Susan, A Shuffling Sharon

This Week: We reach the frozen north! Next Week: We finish Okami!

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Ōkami Part 4 - The Story of a Guide Named Brady Oct 03, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 334 It's the story of a podcast named Square Roots! Which was bringing up four twenty somethings of its own! Some of them have hair of none, just like their fathers, and they were all alone!

Also we're playing more of Okami in this penultimate episode, fight some bosses, uncover some crimes, meet some fish, do some sidequests, and play far too much of a terrible bullshuit minigame. Also:

- That Stupid Fish Orca! - Johnny In A Garbage Can! - The Voyager Theme Dirge! - Finally, A Ghost Ship! - More Vore! - The Space Helmet Argument! - Warner Herzog Impressions Are Hard! - Issun Needs To Stop Ruining The Game! - Big Long Glass!

This Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace! Next Week: We finish Okami!

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Ōkami Part 3 - The Bone Diaries Sep 26, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 333 Welcome to the erotic thrills of the most sensuous of late night syndicated TV shows, Square Roots Presents: The Bone Diaries. We haven't cast it yet but I assume it will have David Duchovny. But also! We play Okami and defeat the big boss, Orochi. But wait... why does the game keep going? Also:

- The Hacking Police Uniform - Minnie Mouse Is A Menace - The British Are Less Greasy - Understanding Godhood - That Chef Really Wants To (CENSORED) Orochi - Creepy Lips Like a Twizzler - Vigorously Stimulate Orochi's Bell - Time To Go To The Bone Zone

This Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave! Next Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace!

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Ōkami Part 2 - An Amazing Person Slash Bird Sep 19, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 332 It's an episode with a... fluctuating cast, but we don't let that experience this downright canine chunker! There's dog fights (but the good kind), a fire cow, a soft boi bird boi, landscape puzzles and so much more! Also:

- Vanessa, Mother To Us All - A Week of Almost Too Hot Amounts of Gaming News - Movie Open Source - Thick Zangief - Johnny's Worst Mila Kunis Pun - Squadala! - One Praise For Every Minute

This Week: We clear the Gale Ruins! Next Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!

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Ōkami Part 1 - A Circle Looks Like This: O Sep 12, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 331 Vanessa might hit peak sassy in this episode, and that's great. This chunker encompasses a heck of a lot, even if some might think it just involved walking down a hill. There's the peach lady, the orange guy, a boar balancing on a bomb, a bear balancing on a crystal, a little bug guy, a missing dog, and Johnny making the same game mistake three times over 17 years. Also:

- Vanessa is the Champagne of Peninsulas - Johnny Deleted His Track, Everyone Point At Him - Tilda Swinton on the Whiteness Scale - Matthew Getting Edged By Text - The Terrifying Return of Baby Fresh Eyes - Fail Son Susano

This Week: We defeat the boss of the Tsuta Ruins! Next Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!

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