Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 8 - Electronic Gil Jan 23, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 347 IT'S A LONGO! This week on Square Roots we get a little mixed up and forget about Gadolt for the first chunk of the quest log, but then remember that his plotline totally ended. We also remind you why Santa Claus turned into a Frost Gigas, remember how to pronounce Melia, and, oh yeah, totally finish Xenoblade Chronicles! Also:

- How Do You Not Have The Song? - Outfits With Wings On Them That Don't Make Any Sense - You Can't Spoil Real Life - Escalator Horror - Perhaps I Have Misinterpreted This Relationship - We Misidentify a Mother - What Is A Hoo Ha?

This Week: We finally, finally finish Xenoblade Chronicles! Next Week: It's BioJanuWarey and we play until in Mass Effect 3!

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 7 - The Welcome Matts Welcome Mat Jan 16, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 347 Everything you want in a Square Roots episode happens today! It's more Xenoblade Chronicles and we're almost finished! There's really long dungeons! Someone not understanding where the chunker ends! Jim's Full Page Failure! Caution: staying past the end credits as the bonus clips get a little... blue. Also:

- SCREE! Eyes emoji! Skeet skeet! - Does Comix Zone lick himself? - A Mechon Out of Water - The Return of Robo-Vanessa

This Week: Explore the Mechonis Capital! Next Week: We finally, finally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 6 - Full Page Failure Jan 09, 2023

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Square Roots - Episode 346 This week we start off with Jim's brand new trivia game: FULL PAGE FAILURE! After we get into this week's Quest Log where we get to finally, finally, walk on the blade of a giant sword! We also find a rare unfridging, find out more mysteries about Crosby Stills and Sass, and learn how to flirt by comparing a man to your missing boyfriend. Also:

- Except for the Robot Dinosaurs - A Movie About Cannibalism - You Have To Watch This Gritty Murder - Jim's New Game - There's No Aliens in Time Cop! - The Age of Holt - His Wet Little Throat - Egil the Living Robot

This Week: Grab the Peizoelectric unit! Next Week: Explore the Mechonis Capital!

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Square Roots New Year's Day 2023 Special! Jan 02, 2023

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Happy New Year! The Squootses took this week off, so enjoy our resolutions for the year! Back to normal next week. Next Week: Defeat Sureny Telethia!

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 5 - A Perfectly Normal Way to Say Lava Dec 26, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 345 So many revelations this episode! A big beefy boi! Questionable allegiences! A mech made out of SOLID GOLD! This week on Square Roots we make our way out on the sword and possibly... to the other giant continental mech?!

Also:

- Carols for a Sick Friend - Vanessa the Boxing Day Gerenuk - Matt is a Dog Name - A Lady Mechon - Teeny Tiny Wings - A Real Kiera Knightley!

This Week: Finish Up Valak Mountain after defeating Mumkhar! Next Week: Defeat Sureny Telethia!

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 4 - Butt Gusting Dec 19, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 344 Everyone is preparing to go up hard against their daddy versions in this exciting, explosive, full of wild mass guessing episode of Square Roots! In this chunker of Xenoblade Chronicles, we kill a blobby dinosaur dragon, meet all of Riki's family, and go up to the fanciest castle in the land. Also:

- Yeah, Klonoa! - All Himbos and Bimbos - Gooching - Scared of Tim Robbins - Physics? I'm a Princess! - Don't Worry About It - Riki Loves Love

This Week: We clear out the High Entia Tomb and finish Chapter 8! Next Week: Finish Up Valak Mountain after defeating Mumkhar!

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 3 - Glutes Are On Your Butt Dec 12, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 343 Not only can you rescue a poofy in this week's chunker of Square Roots, but there's even a princess in peril AND a brand new Riku who is SO COOL. Also:

- Vanessa Doubles Down on Making Babies Cry - That's How This One Came About, a new podcast! - Is Bishonen a Word? - Is the Elevator the Abs? - Clearly a Pube Swamp - Shulk and the Quest for the Four Glowies - Matthew's Wild Pronounciation of Anachronox - Alvis and the Chipmunks and Other Lazy Jokes - The Story of Riki

This Week: We reach the Nopon Village! Next Week: We clear out the High Entia Tomb and finish Chapter 8!

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Xenoblade Chronicles Part 2 - What Else Is Fresh Other Than Babies Dec 05, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 342 Now we're really getting into the thick of this exciting trek through the Bionis in Square Roots's second episode of Xenoblade Chronicles. There's so much to cover, from hungry robots to the annoying plot device of a child constantly getting in trouble. But maybe we'll love it! Also:

- Vanessa chooses a fursona - Pickle fights - At Christmas We Tell the Truth - A WAP Dumper - Too Many Gigs - I Love Dune! - Breadcummies - Crosby Stills and Sass - It's Fun to Go Perpendicular!

This Week: We defeat the big bad boss of the Ether Mines! Next Week: We reach the Nopon Village!

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Sqaure Roots vs Cyber Monday Nov 28, 2022

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It's that time of the year! We took the week off from Xenoblabies but not from you, dear listeners! This week we rank all 51 games that we have played on the show! Who will be number 1? Who will be number 51? Listen to find out!

Xenoblade Chronicles Part 1 - You're Either a Garfield or a Nermal Nov 21, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 341 Are you ready for a big, new Xeno adventure? I hope so. Welcome to a world of twinks and himbos, and midriffs exposed on EVERYONE. In this episode of Square Roots the gang is introduced to Shulk (short for She-Hulk), Reyn, and of course everyone's favourite character, Fiora! What's your levelling and equipment strategy for Fiora? What arts will she use? Also:

- Land Man - The Toys to Life Pit - Not Smart Enough or French Enough - MetalStorm - Nip Flop! - Shulk's Spacious New Fridge

This Week: We finish Chapter 2 and fight Metal Face in Xenoblade Chronicles 1! Next Week: We defeat the big bad boss of the Ether Mines!

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