Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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Kingdom Hearts III Part 1 - Creepy Dolls With Human Skin Jun 27, 2022

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Sadly this entire podcast crew is lost due to never having played Birth by Sleep. Except Jim, who did play it. But voters are never wrong! So we here at Square Roots are listening, and we're playing the very first chunker of Kingdom Hearts II!

Also:

- Megan Mullally's Charmed - Jim's Kingdom Hearts III Flip Flop - Uncontrollable Gummi Ship Related Shuddering - Why is Sora Flexing All The Time Now? - If Sora Hates Gravity Why Is Donald So Crabbity? - Trying to Define Pete and Malificent's Relationship

This Week: We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3! Next Week: Toy Story world and Tangled World!

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Xenogears Part 10 - Rules Are Fake, The Listeners Have Chosen Anarchy Jun 20, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 319 HOLY CRAP WE FINISHED XENOGEARS! It's over. It's finally over. Also:

- Space Cheese - Hot Nonsense Simulator - Person of Criminality and Island Time - I'm a Deus - A Real Girlfriend Mommy - A Lot of Green Goo Tubes - Using the Power of Love, and a Gundam - The God Children of Xenogears - Vanessa's Berenstain Universe Moment

This Week: We finish the game! FINALLY! Next Week: We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3!

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Xenogears Part 9 - He Was a P8nter Boy Jun 13, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 318

See you later, boys! After you listen to this fantastic, svelte, economical episode of Square Roots! Gather around as we sit in chairs and JPEGs of stuff they didn't have time to make plays on a giant square behind us! Also:

- Everyone's Playing Pirates - The Adventures of Fake Paul - I Keep Saying It's a Fountain Scenario! - Fei's Full Frontal - The Chair Oriented Portion of Disc 2 - Elly Gives the Monsters A Good Talkin' To

This Week: We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon! Next Week: We finish the game! FINALLY!

Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Xenogears Part 8 - Dave Matthews Gave Paul COVID Jun 06, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 317 Will we be learning about what the title of this episode means and how it applies to friend of the podcast, Matthew's coworker Paul? Maybe?! *wink*

On this episode of Square Roots Johnny ponders quitting this game, which means it's Rogue Galaxy levels of frustrating. On the plus side they do get to visit a Space Mall, there's a ton of reveals, and... Soylent. Plus Solaris explodes and we totally forget to mention it. Look, there was just a lot of stuff this episode, okay?

Also:

- Kliving Room - A Quest For Subs - The People in Vanessa's Brain - Lady With The Guys - Johnny Just Keeps Saying Billy Crudup - What would you do with person dust? - Backstage with Super Buff Jim Breuer - Ramsus's Marsha Marsha Marsha Scene - Double Orphaning!

This Week: We finish Disk 1! Next Week: We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon!

Xenogears Part 7 - C-chu-lu Mythos May 30, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 316 Please excuse the error we had today where Jim's computer ate the level up and hot gaming news for this week! Fei stops waking up in prison and starts a global journey on sea, land and air in this wide scoped episode of Square Roots! Lots of robot fights, a couple of obnoxious dungeons, and so many Gavel Ministry meetings you might just get annoyed with Johnny's re-enactments!

Also:

- Cyberbulling Floor Sitters - The Hunt for Intelligent Horses - Bart's Evita Balcony - The Only Thing That Gets Johnny Through this Game is the Brain Boys - Bad Underwater PS1 Caves - Lil Terra the Tube Tot - Big Chunky Pac-Man Fish

This Week: We destroy all three of Solaris's gates! Next Week: We finish Disk 1!

Xenogears Part 6 - Ouchie Wow Wow May 23, 2022

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This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount! Buried cities! Robot guns! People bullets! Reapers, or -Wels-! All this and more in today's Square Roots! We're heading towards the end of Disk 1, and things are just getting more dramatic. Will Fei get out of his Cloud coma? What's the nanomachine Terra all about? Can we get even more Brain Guys scenes?

Also:

- Is Vanessa Canon in the Callista Flockheart Protocol? - The French Version of New York Police - Noita Sounds Like Murder If You're A Gangster - The Sky Is Full of Balls! - The Third Worst Dungeon in Square Roots History - Billy's Sex Work Proposal - Pink Eye: Is It Poop Eye? - Matthew's e-Stim Corner - Everyone Loves a Pontiff - On The Streets of Santa Monickerrrr - Another Case of Too Many Sephiroths - Wild Tonal Shifts

This Week: We reach the floating city of Shevat! Next Week: We destroy the three gates!

Xenogears Part 5 - A Friends IKEA May 16, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 314 This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount! On this week's Tummy Talk, we get to the floating city of Thames, surprisingly while conscious. There we play lots of bullshit minigames, talk with the drunk citizens, rescue a little girl, and get into a whole lot of mech on mech grudge matches. But with Fei out of commission can Bart, Elly and Citan get to the bottom of what the heck is a Reaper?

Also:

- A! Man! Of! The! Sea! - Fei's in a Cloud Coma - Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! - Vanessa's Insane Scaped or Escape Game - Nothing Much Happens

This Week: Fei gets to the Thames! Next Week: Fei reaches the floating city of Shevat!

Xenogears Part 4 - Fei Wakes Up In Prison May 09, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 313 This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount! This week on Square Roots we plunge deeper into the complex world of Xenogears! After waking up in prison, Fei finds himself knocked out, waking up in prison. After suffering a strange defeat in the prison battling system, he wakes up in prison. Can he escape?! Also:

- Fei Wakes Up in Prison - The Weird English Use of Prom - Blanka's Battle Boys - Is Beastoid a slur? - Walter the Robot - Fei Wakes Up in Prison - Citan MAY be a bad guy - Gazel Middle Management - A Dramatic Reading This Week: Fei wakes up in the D-Block! Next Week: Fei gets to the Thames! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Xenogears Part 3 - Eye Carumba May 02, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 312 This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount! Johnny and Matthew are rewarded with their Xenogears diligence with some of the best Gundam style ship destruction in Square roots history! As Fei and Bart's attack on Aveh fails there's the kind of anime complication that Johnny loves. Also:

- Vanessa is a Chocolate Cake Gal - Johnny is the Taste Alpha - Batman's Death Toll - Snapping the Yggrasil - Is Grahf a human? - Hot sprite abs - Get Behind Me, Citan! - Pince-ers versus Pinch-ers This Week: Fei wakes up in the D-Block! Next Week: Fei gets to the Thames!

Xenogears Part 2 - Coming Original Apr 25, 2022

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Square Roots - Episode 311 This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount! It's a two-hander as Matthew and Johnny push some big boulders and make their way through the confusing caverns of Xenogears. LOVE the little teeny tiny map characters! LOATHE the terrible camera! LIVE the experience of taking half an hour to figure out how to leave a room! Also:

- A Clear Misunderstanding Of How Moisture Wicking Works - Ranking Hottest Fish Men - Johnny's Ball Hair Tight Five - Nisan Altima Magic - Edging Someone On

This Week: Fei rescues Margie and brings her back to the Yggrasil! Next Week: Fei wakes up in the D-Block!

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