Sex and the Cidiots

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3.1 Females Only AKA Sliding Doors, Gorilla Legs & Gumping Yourself Jul 31, 2024

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In the Season 3 premiere, Hannah's back on track with her both her book and Adam, and things are going great — until Natalia and Amy Schumer see the man who ghosted, and give him a hall-of-fame level smackdown at Grumpy's. Shosh is on a type-A, well-planned sexual rumspringa, Marnie is living with her mom and still spiraling about a Charlie breakup, and oh yeah, Jessa's back. Well, after ruining everyone's lives in rehab for a while, at least.

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Girls 2.9 On All Fours AKA Everyone's Menty B Jul 04, 2024

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Well this episode was unpleasant to watch! There's an iconic musical performance at a party by Marnie, and everything else is even harder to watch, somehow — Hannah's physical self-destruction, to both butt and ear, as she flips out about her book — and Adam's really rough fall off the wagon and into some problematic-to-bad sex with his nice new girlfriend. Also, there's Shosh getting the ick from everything Ray does, and a cameo from Amy Schumer.

Every other episode drops on the Sex and the Cidiots feed, and EVERY episode is over on patreon.com/kevinandjon. Thanks for your support, everybody!

Girls 2.7 Video Games AKA The Awful Johanssons Jun 06, 2024

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Hey, have you ever watched Girls and been like, "why does Jessa suck so much?" Well, wonder no longer! This episode takes a trip upstate to meet her dad (Ben Mendelsohn!) and his wife (Rosanna Arquette!!), a couple of stone cold weirdos who eat nothing but rabbit and do basically nothing. Hannah has a sexcapade with a goofy high schooler in a turtleneck, we do some whippets, and Jessa bails, but probably not for good.

Alternating episodes are up on the Sex and the Cidiots feed, while every single step of our Girls journey is over at patreon.com/kevinandjon.

Thanks for the support and welcome to all our new Patreon pals!

Girls 2.5 One Man's Trash AKA Hannah Sous Vide May 20, 2024

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In this memorable departure of a Girls episode, it's only one "girl" — Hannah — as she follows Joshua/Josh (Patrick Wilson) home to admit she's been using his trash can, then bones him silly for two days, passes out in his fancy shower, and considers a new life for herself. It's a DIVISIVE episode, and we're glad to bring it to ALL the Sex and the Cidiots listeners. Alternating Girls eps appear here, while EVERY episode appears on Patreon.com/KevinAndJon.

And Just Like That…Rosie O'Donnell! May 03, 2024

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New cast member alert! Rosie O'Donnell announced she will play "Mary" on the 3rd season of "And Just Like That," and we popped on to talk about that, our predictions and hopes for her character, and what we know about the next season.

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Girls 2.3 Bad Friend AKA The Case for Cocaine Apr 30, 2024

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Hannah gets a freelance job from everyone's favorite edgy website, JazzHate (think VICE/Buzzfeed) and decides to see what a night on cocaine is all about. Elijah joins her on her journey which they really seem to enjoy, after grabbing cocaine from Laird (the great Jon Glaser), the former junkie who lives downstairs. Booth Jonathan returns to show Marnie his art, apartment, and confusing dirty talk, and the Elijah/Marnie hookup is finally revealed to Hannah.

Every other episode drops on the Sex and the Cidiots feed, while EVERY episode and video is available at patreon.com/KevinandJon. Thanks for the support, everybody! And if you're feeling EXTRA generous today, a rate and review if you haven't yet would be, according to Hannah, a real anti-Marnie, GREAT friend thing to do!

Nya Leaves AJLT & Girls 2.1 It's About Time AKA Dumping Adam for Donald Glover Apr 14, 2024

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We begin with some updates from Sex and the City / And Just Like That world: Karen Pittman aka Nya Wallace has joined Che in leaving the show before season 3, leaving us only a Seema & TLDR departure from forming a little show called "Sex and The City." We also talk about the media's weird obsession with Gen Z seeing SATC for the first time on Netflix before getting into: Girls season 2 Premiere!

In this episode, Hannah begins by boning Donald Glover, and ends with a rough conversation with broken-legged sad Adam. Marnie goes from saging her house to rid it of Ray, to a Ray makeout sesh at a party. Marnie gets downsized finds herself in a low spot, a sex-with-a-gay-guy spot, and then a very familiar spot. Jessa shows up to be an a-hole for like two minutes, and boom, we're off and running with season 2.

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Girls 1.9 Leave Me Alone AKA Everyone's Wrong Mar 20, 2024

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This is SO S.A.T.C., says our Shosh, as the gals go to a book release party for an annoying college friend played by Jenny Slate. Hannah's writing rival is having success which drives her crazy enough so that she takes almost the literal first step towards being a writer, and goes to a reading held by her favorite college teacher (played by Michael Imperioli — the guest stars on this show, A+). Jessa gets herself read by Katherine, who tries unsuccessfully to re-hire her in spite of her pathetic husband, and Shosh signs up for online dating in a scene that had us wanting to see more — literally, anything more! In the end, we have a big selfish-off between Marnie and Hannah, where somehow, everyone manages to be more wrong than right.

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Girls 1.7 Welcome To Bushwick AKA The Crackcident AKA Pants or No Pants Feb 27, 2024

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The massive controversy from this episode: was Shosh wearing pants as she ran around Bushwick…on crack?! The girls all head to the biggest warehouse party in Brooklyn, and this party? Has everything: a pack of lesbians, Charlie and Ray's suddenly successful band, the world's saddest husband trying to cheat on his wife with Jessa, a glass cigarette filled with crack for Shosh, Elijah kissing a boy, and Marnie's best selfish meltdown yet after her ex suddenly gets smooched by a tiny Navajo. Also, Hannah is shaken to learn a huge thing about Adam's life from a lesbian who tries to bite a bottlecap off a beer.

Oh and did you know this episode is brought to you by a newly Writers Guild Award nominated co-host?! We talk some fun personal news at the top before getting into that sweet, sweet crackcident.

Every other episode of our "Girls" journey will be on the "Sex and the Cidiots" feed, while the complete set will be available (and dropping early) on Patreon, at patreon.com/kevinandjon. Thanks friends!

Pretty Woman (1990) AKA Big Mistake. Huge. Feb 14, 2024

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Happy Valentine's Day, lovers! We decided to do a classic romcom that *one* of us had never seen, and drop it as a romantic, holiday bonus. So here we are, with a movie that doesn't work on paper, but big time works on the screen: a star-making turn by Julia Roberts who has "it" more than just about anyone has ever had, Richard Gere somehow making us like a 41 year old billionaire, Hector Elizondo being an all-time hotel daddy, Jason Alexander portraying the most punchable man of all time, Laura San Giacomo as a really fun bestie and PATRICK RICHWOOD as a scene stealing elevator man. Oh, and Garry Marshall with one of the most impossible directing assignments of all time, done perfectly.

Folks? After 5 years, this is our longest single podcast episode of all time. We hope you enjoy it, and we love you for everything you've done for us. Happy Valentine's Day.

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