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193: Married at First Sight, Love After Lockup & 90 Day Fiance The Other Way Jul 23, 2020

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It’s an exciting time for reality TV as we have the Holy Trinity of shows to feast on! First up, Married at First Sight (8:50) debuted with a home run episode. Bennett pees his pants, Brett impresses no one, and Woody accidentally found himself here instead of Little People, Big World.
Love After Lockup (32:3) is back & better than ever with a whole new crew of People of Walmart. John & his facial moles are head over handcuffs for Kristianna, and Jessica apparently has a habit of stalking her own sister. Quaylon & Shavel are certain their love will last, despite the fact they don’t know how to say or spell each other’s names.
Finally, 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (49:35) brings the love fest all together with Kenneth & Armando’s reunion. Horchata & gummy worms aren’t for everyone, but I’m holding on to hope! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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192: 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After & The Other Way Jul 16, 2020

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It’s been a crazy week between tragedies, deaths, Britney and my boobs. I’ll fill you in, don’t you worry. Speaking of boobs, Colt flew to Brazil on 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (8:50)! Turns out, Debbie requires a post-flight exorcism while Paul requires buying everything in bulk. 5 for $5? 5 for $5. Or 10 for $10 if 5 for $5 is 5 too few. With all that math, one would think he could GET A JOB THERE.
Over on 90DF The Other Way (29:19), Armando crafts because of course he does. Also, Brittany attempts to smash the Patriarchy while Jihoon tries to smash out a few more naps because he sucks.SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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191: 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After & The Other Way Jul 09, 2020

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Look around, how lucky we were to be alive right now! Yep, I’m Hamilton-crazy so feel lucky I’m not singing about it. I WILL talk about Claudia & Kellyanne Conway going at it like Housewives and that POS Ghislane getting arrested though! If I go missing, forget the Epstein Conspiracy, however; look into Alien Abductions because of Unsolved Mysteries. Shhh!
Let’s change topics before they (the aliens) hear us talking about them. How bout that 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (13:30)? This week, Colt is cheating with the Hanna-Barbera Larissa & Debbie is glued to QVC while her chops are in the microwave. Meanwhile on The Other Way (32:28) Ariela only likes babies with dreadlocks and Cheese Stick continues to ooze sex appeal.SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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190: 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Jul 01, 2020

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It’s a holiday week so I’m coming in hot with an earlier-than-usual episode! Happily Ever After kicked off the week with a karma bomb as big as her boot for Tania. Anyone feel badly for her? Bueller? Bueller? Right, so let’s talk about Colt revealing he is the real-life Caillou. His lack of knee flexibility requires an MRI like Tania’s, I’m just pointing out the obvious.
PSST, while you enjoy the holiday, check out HBO’s I’ll Be Gone in the Dark because I need to talk about it with someone! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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189: 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After & The Other Way Jun 25, 2020

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The bitch is back. Da Belle of Da Ball Tania is back with cartoon-sized earmuffs, which she’ll need because she has a season of viewers already roasting her ass. Happily Ever After normally annoys us with on-stop Russ & Paola, but now that rage can be funneled into Elizabeth and Andrei. Too bad for Lib, we’ve seen boobs before & weren’t distracted enough to not see through her BS manipulation.
90 Day Bites Back (28:28) was lame but The Other Way has a real opportunity on its hands: AIR JORDAN. Hear me out. It’s a slam dunk. Or not, but either way I’m willing to petition for more AIR time for Father Yazan. Mother Ariela needs to give me a call too because I have a show to pitch her, but MOST IMPORTANT. I have made the ultimate Jenny comparison to a most beloved TV character. Get ready for this one! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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188: 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Before the 90 Days & The Other Way Jun 18, 2020

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It’s a 90 Day Birthday! I shared my special day with the premiere of Happily Ever After? which means I spent the night buzzed & screaming at Angela. Perhaps TLC’s birthday gift to me was to hold off Tania’s segment because my mouth might have started some brushfires.
The last episode of Before the 90 Days (35:25) was boring as we all expected it to be. Fear not, a tween hooligan got me all kinds of Neighborhood Watch & I’ll share the fruits of my investigative labor. My attention went from identifying perps to The Other Way (50:16) just in time to realize more than half this cast are meanie liars. The only thing that will make me feel better about this is to receive hugs from Kenneth & Armando. Is it creepy of me to admit this? Yes. Do you also want hugs from them? Exactly.
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187: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days & 90DF The Other Way with KARA BERRY! Jun 11, 2020

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She’s making my dreams come true like only Judge Judy & Oprah can…Kara Berry from Everyone’s Business But Mine and I teamed up for some quality 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days snark. We figured what better episodes than both Tell Alls AND the season premiere of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way!
From Ed spreading his wings & propaganda in Kara’s neighborhood to our plan for David’s “Real Girl” collection, we didn’t miss a second of the Tell Alls. The new season of The Other Way has us all kinds of hopeful for the world’s most lovable couple, yet oh-so-confused about braces VS invisalign. Be sure to subscribe to Kara at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everyones-business-but-mine-with-kara-berry/id148442517
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186: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days Jun 04, 2020

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I’m back! Thank you for sticking with me while I took a break to begin grieving & processing the loss of my dad. XO
While the world got flipped turned upside-down this weekend, we still had 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days to vent our anger out on. Stephanie experiences a relapse of her Munchausen while Ed pulls a Kellyanne Conway with Alternative Rose Facts. Do you think Ed & his mom could ride Splash Mountain if she stood on his shoulders? Speaking of rollercoasters, David’s moods have real range. Spite, denial, anger, and alas love bring David to his knees in a desperate attempt to get to First Base with Lana. NOT!!!
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Patreon Teaser! Jun 03, 2020

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****This teaser includes a HUGE section at the top of us recapping current events and just general hullabaloo, and also we include Catelynn's entire section.
Hey all! Today Jodie and I let it ALL hang out. We get everyone caught up on our lives and how Jodie has been handling things since her world changed, we also do our best to discuss how EVERYONE'S world has changed, and that even though we are ignorant, we are trying to keep ourselves educated! We then takes things down to frivolous and recap these Teen Mom fools....some more foolish than others. A couple have a great season, while others fall into the trap of trying to control their narrative...and you KNOW that never goes well! Enjoy!!!
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185: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days May 14, 2020

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Staying at home is harder than over now that shows like Love After Lockup, Married at First Sight & Sister Wives are over. Like a good enabler, I’m slipping you some real good shit to tide you over. I stumbled upon a reality show that will thrill you, activate your keen senses, inspire action and perhaps steer you towards a new career. Get your clicker ready because you’re about to NatGeo & Chill with To Catch a Smuggler.
Not into cocaine seizures? Weirdo. Well 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (14:08) is always a neutral show that we can bond over. Creepy American men wearing Matrix-Fail trench coats and/or leggings have a way of bringing nations together. I’m not quite sure what that means, but I do know Rose needs to release a Breakup Anthem ASAP. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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