RealiTV Recaps Reality TV

Latest Episodes:

202: Married at First Sight & 90 Day Fiance Tell All Oct 07, 2020

Show notes

Married at First Sight introduces a new couple this week. Molly & Yoop seem to have a real connection, and I wish them well in the future…as long as they refrain from abusing (not amusing) waitstaff.
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (22:24) served up Parts 2 & 3 of the Tell Alls. While Michael’s family continues their fight for Angela’s fertility, the rest of us plan to build a wall we can ALL get behind. One that’s around Angela. So we don’t have to hear her scream. Also to prevent her from reproducing any way, anyhow, anywhere. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
*PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv
*Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!
* www.GreenChef.com/realitv80 & use code realitv80 to get $80 off across 4 boxes and FREE shipping on your first box!
* Love my RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months!
*Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod
You’ll find a recaps of The Office Halloween & Hocus Pocus with Amanda and me this week at www.patreon.com/TRpod!

201: Married at First Sight & 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Sep 30, 2020

Show notes

Two of the couples on Married at First Sight are making 11 seasons of watching teeth-brushing oh-so worth it because even I am getting butterflies watching them fall in love. Plus, Dr. Vivianna is serving up a flawless look and excellent advice too! What more could we want? Oh, right…for Brett to settle those nostrils & Christina to wipe that look off her face.
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (35:17) served up Part 1 of 3 Tell Alls. Colt debuted new bangs, Angela hides a tooth abscess/new veneers/lip injection-gone-wrong, and Elizabeth’s family continues to be the WORST. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
*PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv
*Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!
*Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod
*You’ll find a recap of Marriage Bootcamp with Amanda and me this weekat www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV!
*You’ll find a recaps of Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Teen Witch with Amanda and me this week at www.patreon.com/TRpod!

200: Married at First Sight & 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Sep 23, 2020

Show notes

Happy 200th episode to RealiTV! What a week to share with the Emmys (ahem, Schitt’s Creek!) and a Sister Wives baby on board. That’s right, Mykelti & Tony are expecting a Spring Baby so I’m placing my predictions here for safe keeping.
You’d think my baby name predictions were a little kooky but nothing can top Married at First Sight’s (11:51) surprise vocalist duet. Have I been isolating too long & missed the memo that Holly Hobby & Stitch have teamed up?
That wasn’t the only star power on our TVs this week. 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (40:33) debuted the star of Comic Relief 2020! You’re never going to believe it. We made a big mistake. Huge…which happens to be the same thing Syngin made when he said I DO. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
*PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv
*Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!
*Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod
You’ll find a recap of the past few weeks of Teen Mom 2 over on www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV!

199: Married at First Sight & 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Sep 17, 2020

Show notes

You’ll find a recap of this week’s Life After Lockup over on www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV!
Married at First Sight airs on Hump Day which is perfect for Bennett & Amelia this wee because they got dirty in the good kind of way! But that’s not the most exciting thing because I am going to give you a thorough breakdown of Henry & Christina’s 4 minutes at the driving range. I’m serious. I know, keep those panties on!
Angela ruins high fives forever on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After (26:49) while Colt discovers a medical breakthrough procedure he- and he alone- is capable of performing. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
*PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv
*Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!
*Feel why FEALS CBD is my FAV at www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING!
*Join the Closed RealiTV FB Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/realitvpod

198: Love After Lockup & Married at First Sight Sep 09, 2020

Show notes

You’ll find 90 Day Fiance recaps this week over on www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV! An important notice at the top of the show leads me to another big shake up this year. It has been a long time coming, but it seems our country is ready for the shocker Real Housewives of New York served us!
Married at First Sight has really brought their A-Game this season with couples who are truly delightful to watch. They’ve also given us creatures who climb on furniture while barefoot and use phrases like “mixed media” and “art installation” while using glitter and yarn balls. There’s also Brett & Christina.
With a massive cast of 7+ couples on Love After Lockup (33:42), there are sure to be a few missed connections. If you’re Tyrice, that means your fiance who just needed a lift to the bus station. DaBelleofDaBall this season is Dylan who scares me more than any other felon on this show. With that pretty face, you gotta be careful about the dementors…SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv
*Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!
Use code RealiTV80 to get $80 off your first month plus free shipping on your first box! Go to www.GreenChef.com/realitv80
Love my RITUAL www.ritual.com/realitv to save 10% off your first 3 months!

Surprise! We Love to Hate TV & Teen Mom 2 Sep 05, 2020

Show notes

Hello everyone! What a treat we have for you today! Amanda & I have joined our Patreon pages to make a MEGA-PATREON, and have renamed it We Love To Hate TV (patreon.com/lovetohatetv)Today we are giving you a full episode preview of what to expect over there! Every 3 weeks we get together and do a supersized episode recapping the most recent 3 episodes of whichever season of Teen Mom happens to be airing at that time! However, we wanted to start this season off with the bang it deserves, so we wanted to let everyone enjoy it and giggle and snark along with us :)
I will STILL be posting Bonus Episodes solo, as will Amanda, so you are getting DOUBLE your value!
On this episode, Sean brings Khloie THE birthday present every two year old has on their wish list, Briana can't resist DAT LUIS CHARM, and we discuss what skills go into DJing (yes, yes, we know it DOES require skill), Chelsea and Cole (GASP) become relatable as human beings for the first time in their time on tv together (also we have some big news regarding the state of affairs of different wardrobe happenings), Kailyn is the WORST but also kind of...like..being a good mom???, and Leah continues to play mom of the year while Corey eats some RIBS (and you KNOW we focused for awhile on THAT scene!). Enjoy!!!
www.patreon.com/LoveToHateTV

197: Married at First Sight & 90 Day Fiance The Other Way Aug 20, 2020

Show notes

*Heads Up! I will be taking off the next week (maybe 2) to get my life in order & make sure my kids don’t run into streets, ahem, but don’t forget about me!
I’m super annoyed with the Hollywood baby bump coverage, which leads to a 10 minute rant about Chrissy, Katy, Kristen, Reese, and that bitch Bindi. Ok, she’s not a bitch but the girl is basically stalking me. Back the croc off!
Well on a lighter note, Married at First Sight is a literal breath of fresh this season with Woody & Amani upping their personal hygiene games. They love taking showers, probably that fresh resort water & the free toiletries. I get it. This episode was light & fun, and Bennett feeling like Rick Moranis on that chess board was a real treat for us amidst global chaos.
Over on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (30:23) Brittany continues to bamboozle an entire family clan & network as she tries to make bigamy just an “brain fart, oopsie”. But most thrilling of all, Jenny & Sumit paint a wall.SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod
*Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!
Feel why FEALS CBD is my FAV at www.feals.com/realiTV for 50% off & FREE SHIPPING!

196: Married at First Sight & 90 Day Fiance Aug 13, 2020

Show notes

*A strong storm tore through town so my power & wifi is currently out. If I can get back online long enough to watch & record a recap for 90 Day Fiance The Other Way, I will and post it later this week!
Thankfully, I was able to watch Married at First Sight before 2020 tested humanity & Mother Nature AGAIN. Something tells me Bennett & Amelia could live quite comfortably in my apocalyptic dwelling right now because they’re ZANY! Kooky! Dresses, not Jammies! Who am I kidding, I love their patchouli-scented love. Along with love, marriage & ethical baby carriages, we learn about international travel from Mrs. Rick Steves (aka Christina). Christina can tell you all about seats that recline, passports, seats that recline, tickets, passports…
90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (25:09) heated up this week when we find out Asuelu’s midnight shitting schedule turns into a Scooby Doo Mystery. Apparently, the real-life Tom Hanks in BIG is afraid of the dark, so now Kalani gets to nurse a 3rd baby to bed too. Speaking of grown baby men, Libby’s dad and brother make a strong case for why white men from Florida need permission to speak while traveling abroad.SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod
*Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!
Save 10% off first 3 months www.ritual.com/REALITV!
*Join me in $upporting the victims of the Beirut Explosions www.preemptivelove.org/beirut/

195: Love After Lockup, Married at First Sight & 90 Day Fiance Aug 06, 2020

Show notes

On Married at First Sight, The Brett Brothers continue to workshop their standup sets while Olivia musters up a few pity laughs. Meanwhile, Henry meets Christina, the woman who should have been matched with Brett. Spoiler Alert…I can’t stand her.
New Couple Alert on Love After Lockup (23:35) this week! We meet Tyrice, an engineer & collector of inoperable clocks, and Chanda, his girlfriend who needs to rethink her consonant blends. Later, lukewarm beef becomes the star of the show as some Grooms-to-Be roll out the red carpet for their beloveds. Keep your undies on, Ladies!
90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (36:05) is on thin ice this week. Karine & her son are involved in a domestic situation that is all over social media, thanks to Paul. He’s not the only one making Americans look like garbage though. Debbie & Family Elizabeth dine on others’ dimes while showcasing their ignorance abroad. Can we quarantine them all with Family Chantal in Paul’s “studio home”?SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod
*Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!
*Join me in $upporting the creation of The Adelaide Cervantes Pediatric Intensive Care Family Lounge at Rush University Medical Center Chicago www.rush.edu/adelaide

194: Love After Lockup, 90 Day Fiance Happily Every After & 90 Day The Other Way Jul 30, 2020

Show notes

Check out the latest recap of Married at First Sight over on Patreon this week because it’s time for Love After Lockup! John cleans himself up & turns into a Strawberry Shortcake character and Jessica squeezes herself into an inch of her life…I mean, a dress.
On 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After (19:54), Colt’s left nipple crosses the line while Paul has finally purchased a murder shed on a scenic railway lot. “Like it?” Then on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (41:07), Kenneth proves he isn’t perfect but his hair & style still is. All is forgiven! holding on to hope! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
*PATREON Bonus Episodes, ad-free episodes, free merch & more at www.patreon.com/realitvpod
*Total Request Podcast at www.patreon.com/TRpod YOU request the shows, WE watch them & break em down!
*Join me in $upporting the Power to Decide www.powertodecide.org

Our TOPPODCAST Picks

Follow Us

Stay Connected

Related Podcasts

Links

Stay Connected