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218: Married at First Sight, Sister Wives & 90 Day Fiance Mar 10, 2021

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Sure the world is talking about the couple that has publicly pledged to live a private life forevermore giving a Tell-All interview to Oprah on a global network, but I’m here for reality TV. Married at First Sight is giving Chris enough room to build a mountain of evidence against himself for current & future lovers, employers, lenders and debt collectors. It’s spectacular and Paige got her well-deserved Beyonce moment.
Meanwhile 90 Day Fiance (20:34) is losing steam while gaining Brandon more haters. I’ve never wanted an infestation just so I could call this Orkin Boy & teach him common decency that his disgusting parents didn’t. Don’t get it twisted when it comes to my beloved Sister Wives (49:30) though. It’s like Seinfled: a show about nothing. It’s perfect & I stan all Basement Wives!SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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217: Married at First Sight, Sister Wives & 90 Day Fiance Mar 03, 2021

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Spring is on the horizon and the possibilities are endless! Perhaps you feel the same and want to try a “Dirty Debbie”? I’ll fill you in on that if you can help me find out what happened to the Seeking Sister Wife Premiere! On Married at First Sight (9:00), Pastor Cal shows up 10 days too late, just in time to remind me how much I dislike him. Never change, PC.
90 Day Fiance (22:00) shows us again why Jovi is a bitch to me & why Betty can take her issues straight to Giada. Mariah is back to visit on Sister Wives (43:00), which means I get to air my grievances about Audrey. Listen, we either talk about the trees and the pond, or we talk about why I’ll never let Audrey make Audrey happen. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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216: Married at First Sight, Sister Wives & 90 Day Fiance Feb 24, 2021

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If you aren’t watching Married at First Sight already, it’s not too late. We have a drunk pilot & his Sami Sweetheart wife, a flight attendant who loves germs, and a guy who is doing almost as much damage to Subway as Jared. Ok, that was harsh. The Spicy Italian doesn’t deserve that, and neither does his wife, girlfriend or mistress(es).
The Bitches are back on 90 Day Fiance (28:00)! Ron, Betty and Jovi can only be redeemed with a spin on Dancing with the Reality Stars at this point. #SaveYara and #SaveJulia need to get trending. Sister Wives (54:40) was in its normal trend this week with Kody having a bitch fit. Hell hath no fury like Kody trying to meet a deadline for Bro-Time with Joe Darger. “The eyes did sparkle.” SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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215: Married at First Sight, Sister Wives & 90 Day Fiance Feb 17, 2021

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This episode was recorded during a fever dream after binging 5+ hours of broken hearts on Valentine’s Day. I apologize for the tangents and the box of red wine that assisted me in my research & production. I’d like to think I still captured what a terrible human Chris on Married at First Sight is, however. Only a few men have rocketed up the rank on my MAFS Shit List this quickly, and Chris has done it in record time!
Absent of our sweet Julia this week, 90 Day Fiance (26:30) gave us another betrothed to worry about. Our favorite bitch, Yara, needs a better escape plan, and I think her flat iron is all she’ll need. Trust me. Speaking of escaping toxic relationships, Sister Wives (56:55) is back! Turns out the ladies never really loved Kody’s Sac. Who would have thought we’d be here? It’s as if The Brown Family Mission Statement didn’t mean anything at all! SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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214: Married at First Sight Feb 10, 2021

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We got the Super Bowl instead of 90 Day Fiance, but the game took me down Memory Lane to a simpler time when Raymond James Stadium stood for something. The Klingensmiths were the OG Betty & Brandon, and for that, I say, “BRAVO, indeed!”
With Sister Wives debuting next week, Meri better hide with Truely, because I can’t wait to talk about this season! Until then, Chris will get an earful from me because Married at First Sight (8:36) let him show the world what a POS he is. He needs to finish evolving before he shows up with that Prehistoric forehead on my TV again. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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Resting Bitch Face's Julie & Melinda Extended Episode! Feb 01, 2021

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I was recently a guest on Resting Bitch Face Podcast with Julie & Melinda where we got to snarking on the current season of 90 Day Fiance. Is Ron a scarier villain than Betty? Will Andrew ever recover from his edit? Listen in as we go on a reality TV tangent and check out RESTING BITCH FACE on your favorite podcast app!

213: Married at First Sight & 90 Day Fiance Jan 27, 2021

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It’s official, I am consciously uncoupling with Life After Lockup. It is not a permanent dissolution of viewership, rather a time apart to recast, refuel, and reinvest in couples who deliver more than future careers on FansOnly.
A show that is bringing its A-Game this season is 90 Day Fiance (5:50). Thank you, TLC! We have in-law drama, pregnancy scares, international detainment, Glen Close in Sequim, and a woman dressing up a Belizean man like an American Boy doll. Perfection!
Married at First Sight (29:05) delivered in its second episode of the season, as well. Trouble arrives in 50 Shades of Purple as Virginia intoxicates her groom with her good looks and Chardonnay breath. Not to be outdone in confidence, Chris and his stanky feet arrive to show off his Greatest Showman costume that he squeezed himself into. Maybe I’m just jealous because he is so wealthy that he shops at the exclusive ZALES. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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212: Married at First Sight, 90 Day Fiance & Life After Lockup Jan 21, 2021

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Armie Hammer and J. Lo are sending me into a tizzy this week so join me in getting to the bottom of baking soda & Botox.
This may be the last Life After Lockup (11:41) recap unless Scott reveals what happened to his lip, or Chanda returns to entertain me. I’m just as fed up as Tennyson. Thankfully, 90 Day Fiance (22:27) delivered an episode so Betty-heavy that Twitter became a place of unity and like-mindedness for the first time ever. Is it possible 2021 could bring- no, I’ll stop myself before I jinx something.
Married at First Sight (47:07) premiered its newest season in Atlanta. Five new couples and a groom I already despise…clearly, this season is off to a promising start! We got a Henry #2, the eldest Gronkowski brother, and a puking bachelorette just to whet our appetite, and I’m loving it. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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211: 90 Day Fiance & Love After Lockup Jan 14, 2021

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We’re all in this together with Hillary & I can’t stop, won’t stop! Also, Gayle King experienced a millennial Karen on live TV, and I’m waiting for Oprah to seek her revenge. You’ll hear some sweet sound clips this week, so get excited!
I’m only giving you a taste of Life After Lockup (8:13) because this show is going downhill. We’re only getting brief segments from our favorite felons and basically an hour of Michael & his pretty girls. PASS.
On the flip side, 90 Day Fiance (14:00) know how to produce a show! A break from Betty was needed, and I appreciate the extra time spent on Ukraine’s Most Annoying Bachelorette. However, I will need desensitization therapy after this season due to the level of anxiety and RAGE I feel seeing Natalie’s grinned-down baby teeth. For a full inventory of Natalie’s smorgasbord, please see the cover art. Guacamole is extra.SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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210: 90 Day Fiance & Love After Lockup Jan 07, 2021

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Happy New Year! 2020 went out with the Cucumber heard ‘round Mallorca, and I am still here for every single how-you-say momento of it. To see Hillary’s Greatest Hits for yourself https://youtu.be/SfwR8RDZi48. De nada.
I checked back in to Life After Lockup (13:40) just in time to see Lindsey plan her guilty plea of first-degree murder. Most of the other couples have hit the Snooze, but a few sightings of Big Daddy John have me sticking around for a few more episodes. The heart wants what the heart wants, okay?!
My first baby will always be 90 Day Fiance (28:36) & this new season reminds me why it’s still the best show on TV. Between Betty checking all the boxes of batshit MILs everywhere and Stephanie wanting to get her groove back, we’re back to the sweet epicenter of shock, awe, and pure delight at others’ misfortune. Such is The American Way.SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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