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Nifty Gifty from me to you! Dec 24, 2020

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Thank you for an amazingly fun year, despite the shit storm of 2020.
Enjoy these 2 unlocked episodes on We Love to Hate TV (the latest TLC's Unexpected) and Total Request Podcast (Saved by the Bell Home for the Holidays)! Both episodes are pinned to the top of the Patreon feed so we hope you enjoy a few laughs with us. XO, Jodie
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209: 90 Day Fiance Dec 17, 2020

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First up, I’m soliciting suggestions for a TV series to binge over the holidays, otherwise I’ll need to talk & make eye-contact with my family. Then I’m sharing my big prediction (and wish) for 2021. If you guys spill the beans to Cruise or Travolta, I’m not sharing my charcuterie with you anymore.
After a brief Life After Lockup (2:20) opinion piece, 90 Day Fiance (7:53) steals the spotlight for this last episode of 2020. Jovi makes 90DF history and Betty joins the ranks of Monsters-in-law around the world. I’ll be back in 2021 with even more 90 Day Fiance, Married at First Sight & more XOSUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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208: 90 Day Fiance Premiere Dec 09, 2020

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The Universe has been listening to me & it’s really freaking scary. I apologize to any reindeer I teased COVID upon. And Selena, I hear you, my Queen! Life After Lockup sucked this week so a super condensed recap leaves more time for the NEW SEASON of 90 Day Fiance (7:42)! Brandon is holding out his secret for flawless skin, but he’s not too shy to sow his Orkin Oats across the world. While we’re able to catch up with Mike & Glen Close, Jovi and his jaws are the ones to really steal the show. Or should I say steel, because he can certainly bite through it… SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!

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207: 90 Day Fiance The Other Way & Life After Lockup Dec 03, 2020

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Tis the season for Reindeer Cars so please spread my yearly PSA! I’m including an extra-special COVID edition prediction so keep your ears open for that jolliness. Then we’re off to Life After Lockup (6:02) because we haven’t seen enough of Michael yet. If you thought he hadn’t looked in a mirror in years, wait until you see Lindsey’s Bratz Doll hair. And yet, it’s the least batshit crazy thing about her,
90 Day Fiance The Other Way (19:42) is wrapping up this horrifically heavy season. I’m not talking about my ass after Thanksgiving, I’m referring to men & women actually dying. Thankfully, we have Kenny & Armando riding off into the sunset that made even the saltiest broads like me cry. Te Amo!SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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ANOTHER Thanksgiving Surprise: How I met Your Mother Slapsgiving! Nov 26, 2020

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I told you I love you more than a charcuterie board with a nice dry white/red! While you're cooking or quarantining, take a load off with one of our latest Total Request Podcast episodes. YOU request the show, WE watch & recap. This is a recent episode from Tier 2 where Amanda & I assign one another episodes of TV shows, series, or movies and the other other one watches and reports back! Cheers...or Slaps XOXO
We hope you have a healthy slappetite for Thanksgiving because we're featuring HIMYM...again! Sure the show is heavy with the punny humor, but there are some actual laugh out loud moments. Don't you dare think it's at the expense of our dear Orson Bean though. RIP. 2020 has really taken some of The Greats. In lieu of flowers, you can send your thoughts & prayers to AmandaLovesBean4eva@hotmail.com
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THANKSGIVING SURPRISE: Bonus Marriage Bootcamp! Nov 26, 2020

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I am so thankful for YOU! Please enjoy this BONUS episode of Marriage Bootcamp from Patreon, which is a favorite of mine & Amanda's from this past year. Get tons of bonus episodes & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv
Take them to the river! Or the pool! Or the lake? Judge Toler thinks she's stepping onto the set of The Ten Commandments, and Tonya thinks she's back in her glory days at Action Park. While the Bootcampers are working on their...what's that thing called...oh, COMMUNICATION, Amber and Tonya are struggling with something. If only there were doctors on-call who could figure out what they both need. And want. And are addicted to. Nevermind, Amber should just get some sleep, and turns out Tonya has a ssscript that'll be here on Tuesday.

206: Love After Lockup & 90 Day Fiance The Other Way Nov 19, 2020

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Get ready for some Oprah, Tom Cruise, and Dax & Kristen facts and predictions because I had to. I had no choice. I couldn’t help it. I’m bound to the oath from my self-taught unaccredited investigative journalism university.
Love After Lockup (9:53) left us with some cliffhangers and hanging moles this week. I advise you not listen to my recap of John & Kristianna if you have a sensitive gag reflex because my imagination short circuited and I went to a Pimple-Popper Place. I blame John.
It’s Baby’s Day Out on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (34:08) when Ariela’s parents get to Ethiopia. Did you know chicken doesn’t grow as nuggets from the ground at the Tyson Factory? And that playing butt bongos doesn’t pay the bills?SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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205: 90 Day Fiance, Love After Lockup & Married at First Sight Nov 12, 2020

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I’m back! You are in for a few surprises at the top of the show, so get excited. We’re about to be even closer friends.
Because I missed Married at First Sight (8:16), I have to give you a little mini update on my last impressions of the season. Then it’s time to reunite with Love After Lockup (11:45)! Lindsey introduces us to her terrible friend while Scott finishes his plans for an airtight attic for Miley Cyrus.
90 Day Fiance the Other Way (32:00) continues to document Brittany’s bad decisions, leading up to her ordering warm rum in a Ramona Singer tall glass. SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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204: Married at First Sight & Love After Lockup Oct 21, 2020

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Heather is in no mood this week on Love After Lockup. She’s at Threat Level Midnight and needs vaginal relief immediately or we’re all going to die. The only one who can save the planet is Dylan. 2020 is really friggin dark. Maybe John could take Dylan into his basement lair as long as he’s inviting Iowa’s Finest to live/deal/use there?
Speaking of wormy men, Bennett shares his talent-in-progress on Married at First Sight (19:14). The couples retreat from isolation to isolation in the woods. Let me guess who planned this one…rhymes with “Ass or Pal”?SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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203: 90 Day Fiance The Other Way & Love After Lockup Oct 15, 2020

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Cynthia Bailey got married and I have a few things to say, as I am a certified clothing designer (in my mind). Love After Lockup (4:00) is back! Scott is still sleeping on his futon, but it’s just because Lindsey’s vagina is only accessible when his floors are clean. Yeah, maybe Scott should talk to Heather because she is more horny than a triceratops. Aunt Diane? Move, bitch, get out the way!
Another national treasure, 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (18:39), returns with my 90 Day Barack & Michelle, Armando & Kenny. In uncertain times, they give me hope. Speaking of hope, there is none left that Ariela has ever picked up “What to Expect…” or used the internet. Pregnancy Brain is a thing, but I think hers is more “Mommy, do it for me” Brain.SUBSCRIBE, RATE & LEAVE A REVIEW, please & thank you!
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