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184: 90 Day Fiance, Married at First Sight & 60 Days In May 07, 2020

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I have a confession to make. If “Don’t be Suspicious” makes you spontaneously break into song and laughter, I’ve found my safe space with you. Everyone else, I am so sorry to have fallen victim to these times. Speaking of victim, 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (10:52) showcased a real predator vs. prey spectacular this week. Not exactly a Joe Exotic in the wild, more like a Rep. Joe Wilson (SC) who heckled Obama during his SOTU.
Married at First Sight (28:12) finally wrapped up Season 10 with a Where Are they Now special. While some couples professed their bliss & shared baby news, we were all watching to see Amber call out Matt. Fortunately Karma paid a visit to Matt’s face so Amber already won! Last but not least, 60 Days In (41:49) closed it’s latest season with the Phase 2 participants sharing their stories. I’d say more but I’m terrified that Angel will find me. Tony, however, you know where to find me Boo ;)SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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183: 90 Day Fiance & Married at First Sight Apr 30, 2020

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We were blessed with a THREE HOUR 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days this week so buckle up! Little Miss Munchausen breaks out of her shell & her top to prove she’s still an asshole and Lisa ruined “Mommy” for all of humanity. My children just call me “Jodie” now.
Married at First Sight (38:30) delivered a reunion that will go down in the books as one of the best, if not THE best. Sex, Lies and Instagram Lives were spilling out at every turn. TLC should take some notes for their next 90DF or Sister Wives host. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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182: 90 Day Fiance, Married at First Sight & 60 Days In Apr 23, 2020

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Oh, the hypocrisy in Hollywood, and I’m reporting from the front lines with a People Magazine in hand. From Tom Brady to Jaden Smith, I have the latest heroes saving Earth and assuring us their marriages are thriving. I know, I’m making myself sick too.
Later, 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (16:25) updates us on David’s international stalking expedition with a twist of box office flair. But first, will Lisa destroy relations between Nigeria and the US with her inability to stand the f&ck up?
Married at First Sight (36:54) wrapped up its season with Decision Day. No surprises really, besides Pastor Cal fighting over the potty with Brandon. My favorite show on TV, 60 Days In (47:30) also aired its season finale with a legit shakedown, Etowah County style. I’ve never been so terrified yet also turned on in my life. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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181: 90 Day Fiance, Married at First Sight & Sister Wives Apr 16, 2020

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I missed you last week, but I am back like Chili’s baby back ribs (barbecue sauce). My Easter was epic, especially for the neighborhood of folks who experienced an earthquake when I wiped out in front of them. I’ll share with you the glorious details, and then a full rundown of 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (8:50). A thunderstorm nearly fries the egg in Ed’s hair while a mime in the Ukraine leaves me no choice but to lead a Mime #MeToo Movement.
Jessica has never been more on-brand than traveling with her crockpot on Married at First Sight (33:00). Perhaps Katie can carry Derek’s heart and soul in there after she steps on them and crushed his ego as a garnish. Then we’re off to Flagstaff for the season finale of Sister Wives (43:35). Realtor J. Christ hasn’t gotten back to Robyn about a rental, but who cares because this week is all about Maddie’s cervical mucus! Membranes and mortgages go together like Meri and Lularoe, ya know? SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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180: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Sister Wives, Married at First Sight & 60 Days In Apr 02, 2020

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It’s been awhile since I’ve had a good old fashioned rant about celebrities, so I’m going for it! Jenna Dewan, who? Exactly. But it’s not all snark, check the show notes for my favorite IG accounts that will keep you laughing through this crazy time.
Then I’m off to Odessa to catch Thomas & Percy arriving with Lana on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (14:36)! Who doesn’t love a persistent man? We know Baby Love Lisa would love the attention. Too bad Usman is busy stealing The Dab. You know who also stole something? Robyn on Sister Wives (27:48). First Coyote Pass and now Meri’s *FRAMED* marriage certificate. And Kody. And the family’s nest egg. And the best house.
Over on Married at First Sight (33:54), we find out Meka is the Rainman of W2s and she busts Michael in another lie. Jessica says the L-word and Katie hates poetry, but craves a date to the circus. She’s crazy. Finally, 60 Days In (49:55) is THE BEST SHOW on TV. If you aren’t watching, you don’t deserve honeybuns OR a soup.SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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179: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Sister Wives & 60 Days In Mar 26, 2020

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I thought I had seen all the competition shows on TV, but I found a real winner this weekend. I’m now the president of the Nutty McNutter fan club & my platform is bringing back Magic Eye posters.
This week on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (3:46), Stephanie practices questionable mask protocol & Rose inspires me to exfoliate. Lisa makes Angela look like a respected Elder while reminding the world why Americans are assholes.
Over on 60 Days In (21:20), Tony is restocking shanks under his balls faster than 3M can make masks…which begs the question: How many honeybuns for a mask & scrubs?
Sister Wives (32:00) provided an episode we’ve all been waiting for. Robyn pulled a real Meri, except she dragged her realtor J. Christ into it which really complicated things. Sure, Robyn, SURE.SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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178: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Love After Lockup, Sister Wives & Married at First Sight Mar 19, 2020

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The world turned upside down, but look around, how lucky we are to her alive right now! Okay, got some Hamilton out of my system so now it’s time to get salty…
First up, 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (05:04). This week we met David who rides unicycles so already he creeps me the hell out. Lisa teaches Usman about the birds, bees, and the thing between her knees that he never ever wanted to see. Such a playboy music megastar!
Next up Love After Lockup (21:16). I can’t believe Lacey and I have something in common, but holy shit. JEAN Val Jean can get it! Right? He’s way hotter than Zach on Married at First Sight (26:36) could ever be. Somehow Mindy’s friend finds Zach’s round-brushing technique sexy because the guy “cheats” on Mindy. DOUCHE!
Last, a solid episode of Sister Wives (41:11) where I actually applauded Kody’s parenting skills during an epic bike-riding lesson. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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Total Request Podcast BONUS Sister Wives: Mykelti's Wedding Mar 16, 2020

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Here's a nifty gifty to make you smile during this Corona craziness. Enjoy a FULL episode of TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST (TRP)! This one is extra special to me, so sit back, have a taco or 4000 and ENJOY :) xoxo, Jodie
Love is meant to multiplied, not divided. Same goes for street tacos & tres leches cake because it's TONY, BITCH! This episode has it all: Brown Family mosh pits, Christine singing, Robyn's 4th wife privilege, and Meri's sadness. Amanda is a Sister Wives virgin so after a crash course in Brown Family 101 from Jodie, the nuances of the Wedding Padron-Brown are not lost on anyone. Sure Amanda whips out her piano to determine which note Christine is trying to hit & of course Jodie knows the exact number of street tacos can fit down her gullet, but all in all it was a great reception. Unless you got hit by the flying debris of a mutilated bride or groom piñata.
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177: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Love After Lockup & Married at First Sight Mar 12, 2020

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You must listen to the latest episode of Reply All Podcast. It is brilliant and that’s all I can say!
Not so brilliant was Darcey’s plan to break the basic rules of Treadmill Etiquette on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (3:52). Not only did she burn only 4.2 calories, but she also missed the opportunity to shit her brains out at Panera, which aids in my weight loss goals every single time.
You know what else is good for weight loss? Meth. Meth and/or kicking your adult son out of your home theater built for 2 Love After Lockup (22:48). Mother Clint followed Nancy Reagan’s JUST SAY NO advice, but sadly Sarah didn’t when she saw Michael’s “pretty girl” maker.
Over on Married at First Sight (32:07), the experts basically #MeToo Mindy and give Brandon a standing ovation & beg for an encore. Are the experts trolling us?!SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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176: Sister Wives, 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days & 60 Days In Mar 05, 2020

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I’ve invited a guest into my bed & I need your advice. Maybe I’ve been watching too much Sister Wives (8:00), but I want to multiply my own love now. Love is Love! Unless it’s in the trees. Don’t ever put Baby in the corner near the trees! The trees have eyes! And shade! So much shade! Meri really sucks a big dusty one this week and I’ve never felt more alive.
The new season of 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (20:45) is pretty freaking good. Ed had a strong first week, but my Creeper radar started pinging off the charts when I spied some unframed 3x5s. Are we sure that’s mayo?
We’ve been waiting to see how Ashley handles the heat she’s under on 60 Days In (39:47) & we finally got our answer. While Dennis and Tony have a pissing match over Pod Boss, Jennifer prays addiction & mental illness away. Gee, that special talent would have been useful in praying Ms. Williams away while she was abusing inmates. Weird.SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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