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Introducing Here's the Sitch with Mike & Laurens Mar 03, 2020

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Introducing the newest Audioboom original podcast, Here's the Sitch with Mike & Laurens, hosted by The Jersey Shore's Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino and his wife Laurens.
Join 'The Situation' as he talks about his path to recovery, going back to work and everything else in between. Here's the Sitch with Mike and Laurens premieres 3/3. Subscribe to Here's the Sitch with Mike and Laurens on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/heres-the-sitch-with-mike-laurens/id1499164128

175: 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days, Love After Lockup & Married at First Sight Feb 27, 2020

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Who wants to hear some karma thrown at Harvey Weinstein? It’s so gross and amazing and well-deserved. Spread it, share it, make it stick to him forever!
After a satisfying Weinstein rant, I dive into this week’s episode of Married at First Sight (5:27). Were you as shocked as I was to learn that Jessica is responsible for the spread of hospital herpes? Allegedly. She may be the one cooking meatballs al Corona Virus pretty soon.
The new season of 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days (20:49) is a breath of fresh in the world of formerly-retired vaginas & dermatological issues. We really don’t deserve Ed, his sensitive heart, nor his tender epidermis. Over on Love After Lockup (38:58), Lacey changes her mind but never her underwear while ZSHJohn turns on his John-ne sais quoi. Psst…Lamar! Don’t Drop the Coat!
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174: 90 Day Fiance, Sister Wives, Married at First Sight & 60 Days In Feb 20, 2020

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It’s 90 Day Fiance Tell All time. Two nights for Angela to turn into a pumpkin & for Mursel to turn into my favorite childhood character, but my dreams were dashed. So close! I call on my 60 Days In (24:35) expertise to give you a play-by-play of the shiv/shank/fire fight. What a time to be alive, people!
Over on Sister Wives (36:50), we get to see Jenelle’s dated carpet & drapes, ahem, before Kody makes a desperate plea to build his Barbie Dream House SAC, I mean STAT. Speaking of speedy, Zach & Brandon couldn’t wait to get the hell out of Married at First Sight (44:40). Hold on, Pastor Cal will save the day! He removes his glasses slowly so what he says must be important. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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173: 90 Day Fiance, Sister Wives & 60 Days In Feb 13, 2020

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90 Day Fiancé is up first, just in time for Valentine’s Day! A day for love & last-minute Chardonnay from CVS. Unless of course you are Tania because she is a real planner. Her specialty is “creating an ambiance” so get your garden hose ready for a centerpiece, and Lysol for her sweaty crotch. I said what I said.
Speaking of stanky asses, 60 Days In (21:14) is back with crusty sheets and faces to be beat. You guys, I even made it rhyme. 5 Star Review on iTunes please! If you can’t do that, I’ll still love you more than Kody loves Meri on Sister Wives (33:55). Observe the curly creature drop the cheapest floral arrangement in Tan Mom’s lap before he’s trapped in her Lularoe grip… SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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172: Love After Lockup, Married at First Sight & 60 Days In Feb 06, 2020

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I got myself caught up on blind items, a few People magazines & Demi Moore’s autobiography so get ready for a gossip-filled Patreon this week!
This week’s Married at First Sight (3:48) has me all kinds of #triggered because #fitspo #influencer Zach, his #Coachella hat & his smug ass face really made me crabby. Speaking of crabby, how about you clean up your beach, Westin Panama?!
Don’t you dare ask Cheryl or her kid to clean anything up because she will lose it. Not her bonus tooth, just her shit. Love After Lockup (27:15) better provide therapy for the kids on this show because it was a rough week for the next generation. I think Shane may be even stealing backpacks from Lacey’s kids. Have you seen 21 year olds sport a Bubble Guppies backpack before? I told you so!
Over on 60 Days In (44:10), the bitch is back! Jennifer needs a bra, but Ms. Williams needs an exorcism ASAP. Don’t you wonder what her name is? Yeah, I was too, so I did what I was born to do. I dove in the deep Google ;) SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!Subscribe to my new podcast debuting soon… BOLD LIP HAPPY HOUR! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bold-lip-happy-hour/id1387310266
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171: 90 Day Fiance, Married at First Sight & Sister Wives Jan 30, 2020

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I binged Netflix (and chips & salsa) all weekend and need to talk about it. Get yourself caught up on The Circle and Cheer because they’re going to be heavy on my mind & heart for the next few weeks. With the loss of 2 Real Housewives of Orange County, we need something to lift our spirits. Clearly I mean alcoholic spirits because CHEERS! Adios Tamra & Vicki!
For Better or THE WORST- ahem, Zach- Married at First Sight (12:45) is really bringing it this season. Two couples have already hit the skids on Day 3! Good thing the experts are there to guide & counsel the couples through these explosive fights. Jk. Dr. Pepper is at some ayahuasca retreat & Pastor Cal is busy mansplaining Dr. Phil.
Let’s head to the lands of love on 90 Fay Fiance (34:45)! Sasha shows his driving skills learned at Andrei’s School of Moldovan Road Rage & Turkey begs Mursel to GTFO back to Omaha. Meanwhile, Tania’s likability (and boobs) hit an all-time low while being a super edgy bride. Give me a second…had to retrieve my eyeballs from the back of my head.
Over on Sister Wives (54:22), Kody and his #MomSquad provide a free Learning Annex course on real estate! Invest the most money in any property Robyn lives in & wait for the others to leave, die, or divorce you so Areola & King Soloman inherit all the wet bars. *I did the math and determined their total profits from Kody’s Sac in Vegas too!SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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170: 60 Days In, Love After Lockup & 90 Day Fiance Jan 23, 2020

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Are Pringles really worth it? Could you shower on a stage? These are the questions we must answer this week on A&E’s 60 Days In (0:00). This show has it all: fresh meat, bloody sheets, and a roommate named Rita.
In going with the broken prison system theme, Love After Lockup (24:02)! Cheryl makes her first appearance of the season and she’s really made a change. Let me be clear, I mean her clothes. She’s still batshit crazy & could fit a semi through her thigh gap.
You who else should be on this show? Clint & Tracie from 90 Day Fiancé (44:46)! They weren’t the only couple bringing in some dark energy to this show. I’ll argue Emily & Sasha could bring a gloomy Volgograd smog to any rose garden worldwide. I’ll forever stan Sister Emily! SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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169: Married at First Sight, 90 Day Fiance & Sister Wives Jan 16, 2020

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Let’s start with the Casey Anthony case. Her parents gave an interview for an A&E special that should have gotten way more attention because it was ROUGH (and incredible). Also, “The Daily” podcast by the New York Times also released 2 episodes on Harvey Weinstein that you must listen to, and we also need to be on the look out for the new HBO doc McMillions. Now I want a Shamrock Shake.
First up, Married at First Sight (11:45) with 3 weddings this week! Let’s just say I didn’t WWJD this recap for one of the couples.
On 90 Day Fiance (30:33) Mike makes some Sequim panties drop while Tania demands Syngin to drop masticated apples into her pie hole. I would prefer he use a fist. Allegedly. Ok fine, a sock will do.
No Sunday would be complete without Kody Brown and his Sister Wives (47:30). What is Meri to do when she needs the help from her family she brought into a Catfish scandal when she had an online affair? Who is supposed to carry all her fresh bananas up to her bedroom wet bar? I guess she is just the victim AGAIN.
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168: Sister Wives & Love After Lockup Life After Lockup Premieres Jan 09, 2020

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I’m BACK! I’m saltier and chubbier than ever and loving life because we have SO MANY NEW SHOWS. I’ll fill you in on my near-paralyzation on a hoverboard, how I pissed off 90 Day Fiance Sasha and found Tania’s “school” in Costa Rica. Oh, and I also spent hours watching Don’t Fuck with Cats and binged an OLD reality show from the early 2000s.
The we’re off to Flagstaff for Sister Wives (13:11)! Kody is trying out some new product for his tresses while Meri dances her LLR banana-print tunic back to Vegas. Of course, I had to see what’s up with Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup (35:47) because I needed to learn how to tie Lacey’s fallopian laces from the nice doctor who looks like she was missing her Lambchops puppet.
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167: Prenups, Polygamy, Primonocta Dec 19, 2019

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Good tidings of comfort and joy, my friends! I am an extra snarky ChrismaKwanKuhStice elf because SISTER WIVES (0:00) is coming back to TLC on January 5, 2020! Don’t you dare describe yourself as “not a fan” yet, because this season looks to be a game-changer. Meri is without her wet bar & she’s more pissed than that innocent banana she fellated. For Sister Wife virgins, you’re in luck because I am giving you a Sister Wives summary in 2ish minutes or less.
I’m then joined by the ladies of 90 Day Slumber Party to chat about this week’s episode of 90 Day Fiance (8:30). Should Murcel have gone into dentistry? Does Juliana know more about the perineum than we realize? Is Sasha a believer in primonocta? Grab a jolly cocktail & listen up!All I want for ChrismaKwanKuhStice if for you to SUBSCRIBE, SHARE & LEAVE A 5-STAR REVIEW!
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