Net Positive with John Crist

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Confident Wrongness Sep 06, 2023

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Protestors might have gotten a win at Burning Man this year, but that won't stop them from keeping the "ethos" positive. You can't cheat your way to becoming great, you gotta go through the struggle too. Also, turns out we do like women's sports!
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
End of an era (15:45)
Becoming great (26:55)
Burning man pt.2 (43:50)
Turns out we do like women's sports (53:08)
Fan emails (1:04:10)
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Well, Well, Well Aug 30, 2023

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First solo episode in a bit, and we are back with packed episode. Protestors are getting run over, Trump got a mugshot, robberies are getting hard, and Bradley Cooper is a saint. One reaction to all of it: Well, well, well...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
John has a confrontation at Barstool (11:32)
John's take on gun violence (17:30)
Protestor of the week (42:18)
Redskins are back? (1:12:16)
Well well well (1:20:48)
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10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
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11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
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11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
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12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Catching Heat (w/ Tyler Hubbard) Aug 23, 2023

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A Nashville legend is in the studio today. From being one of the first band bars on Broadway, to trailblazing the way for a new style of country music, Tyler Hubbard from Florida Georgia Line is nothing short of iconic. One thing is certain, he doesn't have to hike up the mountain to play Red Rocks anymore.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00
Introducing Tyler Hubbard (10:32)
Happiest making music (19:00)
Catching heat (44:12)
The fun of the start (55:00)
Being compelled to write (1:01:55)
Tyler and his faith (1:15:21)
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John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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9/23 London, ON
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9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
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11/12 Calgary, AB
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11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
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12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Never Knocked Out (w/ Kendall Toole) Aug 16, 2023

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Your favorite Peloton instructor is in the studio! Tune in as John finds inspiration from a 20-something from Brooklyn yelling at him...
In all seriousness, this is an awesome and inspiring episode. Kendall shares the journey to where she is now, and some of the hurdles she had to come through to get there.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Introducing Kendall Toole (4:50)
Her start at Peloton (19:40)
Child Acting (41:40)
Peloton Community (53:20)
Never knocked out tagline (1:04:10)
Angry at God? (1:25:33)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
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9/30 Roanoke, VA
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10/15 Birmingham, AL
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11/19 Richmond, VA
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12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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What's The Joke? Aug 09, 2023

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Taking photos with the opposite sex, traveling to Venus, defending your castle, and a list of things we do not care about. Nowhere else will you get that diverse a topic list. Someone please, explain the joke...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Being alive is hard (9:26)
John gets caught (17:45)
Protestor of the week (43:36)
Who gets the right of way when walking? (1:05:28)
Fan emails (1:20:43)
Things we don't care about (1:40:32)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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10/21 Springfield, IL
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11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
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11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
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11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Cousins From The Village (w/ Girl Named Tom) Aug 02, 2023

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John's cousins from the village drop by the studio. They are the winners of the 21st season of The Voice. They made history by being the first trio to ever win the show, and also made history in the studio with the strangest group text name ever, "Big Brass Monkey" - Welcome to the show, Girl Named Tom.

The band is releasing their first post-Voice single on August 25th and will release more songs throughout the fall. Come see them live in a city near you! Tickets available at girlnamedtom.com/events
Go support the team!
Intro (0:00)
Girl Named Tom (17:35)
Siblings (24:05)
Strive for excellence (43:36)
The Voice (50:27)
It's okay to change (1:17:30)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
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9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Holy Tech Support Jul 26, 2023

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Jason Aldean in "hot water", and Moses needs tech support for his broken tablets. We discover the Italian batwoman who rescues tourists, but she won't be able to rescue this Atlanta man from the most embarrassing robbery of all time (that is a fact). We are all over the place in this episode, but as always it's a Net Positive.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Knock Knock Jul 19, 2023

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We are grateful to have made it through the week, even with the writer's strike in Hollywood. Really unsure how we made it, especially with all this time blindness going on...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Actor strike (10:55)
Ben and Jerry's gets served (30:40)
Time blindness (39:10)
The Amish might have figured it out (51:00)
Fan emails: Unnecessary embarrassments (1:11:10)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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MUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE for 15% off
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Peak Sheep Jul 12, 2023

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Jam packed episode, with all the hard hitting issues yet again. Why do we have bathroom attendants? Are Chik Fil A fries all the same size? A fan favorite segment, Democrat or Republican: Fast food chains. And a call from a friend of the pod, ERNEST.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Too Pretty to Rob Jul 06, 2023

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Post fourth of July, and we are feeling great. Hopefully you got to pee in a pool this weekend and enjoy some sunshine. We have a great episode with a new protestor of the week, the most insane news article ever, and some really harsh parental punishments.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
4th of July recap (6:47)
Peeing in the pool (17:50)
Adult swim (23:10)
Protestor of the week (38:45)
Too pretty to rob (1:10:05)
Fan emails: crazy childhood punishments (1:25:23)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
MUD/WTR: Go to mudwtr.com/netpositive to support the show and use code NETPOSITIVE for 15% off
GOOD RANCHERS: Give a dad you know American meat delivered. Use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for $30 OFF at GoodRanchers.com
AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to drinkAG1.com/netpositive
PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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