Net Positive with John Crist

Latest Episodes:

We Found The Cure... Jun 28, 2023

Show notes

We are here because of the "No Limits " people who were willing to take a risk. So, if you're thinking of taking a risk, go do it. Now onto more serious issues, like parents caring too much about their toddler's sport, breast milk "curing" everything, and the fact check that proves John RIGHT, instead of wrong.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
No limits people (4:40)
Juneteenth debacle in Greenville (30:25)
Jack Harlow (43:35)
John was actually RIGHT (54:40)
Breast milk (1:11:14)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Secretly Babysitting (w/ Tyler Fischer) Jun 21, 2023

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Joining us today we have a handful of legends. Bill Burr, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and Donald Trump. Only kidding, just the legendary Tyler Fischer, who has some of the best impressions out there. From drinking with your high school teacher, to the politics of comedy, enjoy!
Intro (0:00)
The ocean is not to be messed with (4:03)
Introducing Tyler Fischer (17:17)
It's not political (25:06)
It started during covid (36:33)
When is the left too far (57:25)
Not black and white (1:21:00)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Hey Cowboy Jun 14, 2023

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An absolutely jam-packed episode. From Drake offering you a Bud Light, and hot chicken being horrible, to a 1-year-old surviving for 40 days in the Amazon Forest, and breast milk curing Cory Asbury.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Bud Light Boycott (8:55)
Protestor of the week (12:06)
Hot Chicken is HORRIBLE (29:23)
Cory Asbury calls (56:18)
"Hey cowboy" (1:08:03)
LIV vs PGA (1:10:10)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Swifties, Gather ‘Round… Jun 07, 2023

Show notes

We have an important message: You don't have amnesia, you just drank too many white claws. Oh, and make sure to check the community notes.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Put It In Writing May 31, 2023

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John came straight from court and is a free man ready to discuss the hard hitting issues such as, what is the proper way to brush your teeth, and if an ocean could vote, would it be republican or democrat?
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN

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Judgment House (ft. Surprise Guest) May 24, 2023

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Denver sucks, and there is a slim chance of convincing Alex otherwise, John still has a chance of having his pro golf career come to life, and we have a surprise guest drop in on the pod.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA

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Toe Patrol May 17, 2023

Show notes

PSA for all beer brands, stick to beer. Let Shaq, Elon Musk, and Dude With A Sign worry about changing the world.

Topics Include:

Intro (0:00)

Vacation recap (10:15)

7th Heaven (25:10)

Toe Patrol (47:09)

The worst commercial of all time (1:13:26)

Fan emails (1:24:37)

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

5/19 Fort Collins, CO

5/20 Grand Junction, CO

5/21 Boise, ID

6/3 Louisville, KY

6/4 Washington, DC

6/10 Salt Lake City, UT

6/11 Colorado Springs, CO

6/23 Sacramento, CA

6/24 Fresno, CA

6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA

6/30 Las Vegas, NV

7/1 San Diego, CA

7/2 Anaheim, CA

7/21 Goshen, IN

7/28 Hattiesburg, MS

9/14 Oklahoma City, OK

9/15 Tulsa, OK

9/16 Wichita KS

9/17 Springfield, MO

9/21 Ottawa, ON

9/22 Peterborough, ON

9/23 London, ON

9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC

9/30 Roanoke, VA

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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com

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PRODUCED BY:

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Look In The Book (w/ Michael W. Smith) May 10, 2023

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From doing ministry with Billy Graham, writing the worship songs you are singing on Sunday, to playing those songs all over the world, today's guest is an icon of the Christian faith, a status he stewards well. Welcome to the show, Michael W. Smith.
Intro (0:00)
Introducing Michael W. Smith (20:16)
Power of music (32:31)
Deconstruction (37:48)
Prodigal (46:05)
First time Michael texted John (52:10)
Billy Graham (1:11:48)
We need father's (1:31:44)
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5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN
7/28 Hattiesburg, MS
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA

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Dopamine ROI May 03, 2023

Show notes

Life hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the ROI is sufficient to cover the bills. Lastly, Pete Davidson is Taco Bell, and that is a high compliment.

Topics Include:

Intro (0:00)

Augusta National (6:06)

Put it on your calendar (12:35)

John gets hustled (21:45)

Advice for a fan (24:50)

Dude with a sign (32:55)

Gen Z worship (43:30)

Protestor of the week (1:03:53)

Emails from fans (1:18:57)

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

5/5 Jacksonville, FL

5/6 Tampa, FL

5/7 Fort Myers, FL

5/19 Fort Collins, CO

5/20 Grand Junction, CO

5/21 Boise, ID

6/3 Louisville, KY

6/4 Washington, DC

6/10 Salt Lake City, UT

6/11 Colorado Springs, CO

6/23 Sacramento, CA

6/24 Fresno, CA

6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA

6/30 Las Vegas, NV

7/1 San Diego, CA

7/2 Anaheim, CA

7/21 Goshen, IN

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Nice In Real Life (w/ Matt Rife) Apr 26, 2023

Show notes

Great hang with a great comic, who is indeed, nice in real life. Enjoy Matt Rife!
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Introducing Matt Rife (16:52)
Getting wifed up (22:50)
Too many people are offended (30:48)
Friends who can't roast (53:48)
Comedy done right (1:00:54)
Crowd work (1:42:13)
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WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
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PRODUCED BY:
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