Net Positive with John Crist

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Blame The Market Nov 15, 2023

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John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination?
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
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12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Pick It Up & Preach Nov 08, 2023

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If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point where Jack and Rose were actually really healthy before they froze to death.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Namibia (13:10)
Pick it up & preach (17:15)
Artists stopping show (27:50)
Halloween candy fact check (45:50)
The Titanic (53:15)
Fan fact check (1:19:45)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Shut Up, Liz Nov 01, 2023

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John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Too Hott To Die (w/ Savannah Chrisley) Oct 25, 2023

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This is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who is definitely too hot to die, and some advice for John, Alex, and Andrew.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Introducing Savannah Chrisley (6:43)
Chrisley's in prison (15:44)
Special Forces (35:31)
Same haircut (58:29)
New boyfriend (1:00:24)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive
JUVLABS: Don't miss out on this opportunity to start your journey towards enhanced mental performance. Unlock your brain's potential and experience the power of Cognitive Switch. Visit juvlabs.com/NETPOSITIVE to get 20% OFF
MAGNESIUM BREAKTHROUGH: Don’t miss out on the most relaxing sleep ever with Magnesium Breakthrough. Go to https://magbreakthrough.com/netpositive and use promo code [NETPOSITIVE10] during checkout to SAVE 10%
PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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Don't Check Your Candy Oct 18, 2023

Show notes

This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Pumpkin patch (9:40)
Valet drama (26:17)
Shoe bomber (36:00)
Real Estate agent rant (51:50)
Ebony alert (58:40)
Emails (1:24:30)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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TikTok
Facebook
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET
(Rules and restrictions may apply)
MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.com
WILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscription

NEUROHACKER: Qualia Senolytic by Neurohacker.Go to neurohacker.com/NETPOSITIVE for up to $100 OFF and use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for an additional 15% OFF
PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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Turn On The Lights Oct 11, 2023

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John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb apology video train, John gets caught RED-HANDED at his live show, and Denver still sucks.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at hhtps://manscaped.com
MAGNESIUM BREAKTHROUGH: Don’t miss out on the most relaxing sleep ever with Magnesium Breakthrough. Go to https://magbreakthrough.com/netpositive and use promo code [NETPOSITIVE10] during checkout to SAVE 10%
ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive
AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive
PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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Self-Aware Swifties Oct 04, 2023

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John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Pride parade (8:10)
Taylor Swift (23:00)
Why We Love Men (46:30)
Growing Goats (1:04:58)
Racist math (1:29:00)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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Whose Podcast Is This? (w/ Trey Kennedy) Sep 27, 2023

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Many of you have thought these two were the same person. Today years of confusion is resolved, and tear of laughter are had, We also have a Kansas City native weigh in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Trey Kennedy (5:30)
Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Reaction (12:28)
Out flexing your status (31:40)
Touring Together (45:29)
Evolving (1:15:50)
Coffee spill (1:20:00)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

-----
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive
HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)
Miracle Made: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
WILDGRAIN: Get $30 OFF the first box PLUS free Croissants in every box at Wildgrain.com/netpositive to start your subscription
PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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No Makeup Sep 20, 2023

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Three solo episodes in a row, and the boys are rollin. John provides some training on a "quick yes and quick no", and then he enlightens us on car horn etiquette. Also, we have a strong candidate to overtake John The Baptist, in WWEvangelism.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

------
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

-----
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositive
JUVLABS: Don't miss out on this opportunity to start your journey towards enhanced mental performance. Unlock your brain's potential and experience the power of Cognitive Switch. Visit juvlabs.com/NETPOSITIVE to get 20% OFF
BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET
(Rules and restrictions may apply)
MAGNESIUM BREAKTHROUGH:Don’t miss out on the most relaxing sleep ever with Magnesium Breakthrough. Go to magbreakthrough.com/netpositive and use promo code [NETPOSITIVE10] during checkout to SAVE 10%
PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boycotting Fall Sep 13, 2023

Show notes

Alex is back, and vibes are high in the studio. Lots of laughing to catch up on, and we definitely accomplish that.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Boycotting Fall (5:20)
Blind man crossing the street (21:45)
Absurd celebrity riders (28:58)
Daddy fill me (41:10)
John defends Jimmy Fallon (53:42)
Fan emails (1:25:33)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/14 Oklahoma City, OK
9/15 Tulsa, OK
9/16 Wichita KS
9/17 Springfield, MO
9/21 Ottawa, ON
9/22 Peterborough, ON
9/23 London, ON
9/29 Myrtle Beach, SC
9/30 Roanoke, VA
10/1 Greensboro, NC
10/14 Atlanta, GA
10/15 Birmingham, AL
10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA
10/21 Springfield, IL
10/22 Evansville, IN
11/2 Columbus, OH
11/3 Joliet, IL
11/4 Rockford, IL
11/5 Milwaukee, WI
11/10 Winnipeg, MB
11/11 Edmonton, AB
11/12 Calgary, AB
11/16 Reading, PA
11/17 York, PA
11/18 Norfolk, VA
11/19 Richmond, VA
11/30 Abilene, TX
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

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