Net Positive with John Crist

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Lemon for a Dollar Jan 24, 2024

Show notes

It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Can't read (4:46)
Grocery store gratitude (23:22)
Kevin Garnett (38:40)
Strawberry milk mob (45:17)
Pregnant on a place (49:40)
You are a billionaire (1:11:08)
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2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Bigger Than Me (w/ Sage Steele) Jan 17, 2024

Show notes

A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Golfing at Night (w/ Bruce Bruce) Jan 09, 2024

Show notes

Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Bruce Bruce (6:52))
Comic view (21:00)
White club vs black club (32:35)
Start of comedy (52:02)
Katt Williams (1:00:42)
French dressing (1:20:35)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Leggies (w/ Dave Barnes) Jan 03, 2024

Show notes

If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Dave Barnes (8:25)
Being a comic (16:10)
Novelty is king (40:20)
Shame (1:04:55)
Christ Chella (1:24:40)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Keep Crist in Christmas Dec 27, 2023

Show notes

It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023.
Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team!
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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Facebook
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
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Bigfoot Is A Gateway Drug (w/ Blurry Creatures) Dec 20, 2023

Show notes

If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Solomon’s Hype House Dec 13, 2023

Show notes

It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
The truth about celebrity photos (10:45)
Married her twin (19:34)
King Solomon (44:23)
Shohei Ohtani (54:45)
Comment section (58:20)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Who’s Got My Clubs? Dec 06, 2023

Show notes

We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think...
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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I Got Hacked Nov 29, 2023

Show notes

Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
John got hacked (13:15)
Pandemic skip (54:00)
Chik-fil-a (1:03:10)
Jack Harlow (1:10:30)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ
12/7 San Antonio, TX
12/8 Austin, TX
12/9 Beaumont, TX
12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
1/18 North Charleston, SC
1/19 Columbia, SC
1/20 Wilmington, NC
1/27 Nashville, TN
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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TikTok
Facebook
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
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Airport Traffic Cone (w/ ERNEST) Nov 22, 2023

Show notes

The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is, a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

Topics Include:

Intro (0:00)

ERNEST (6:18)

Ryman (25:30)

Things have changed (41:44)

Old "friends" (1:01:10)

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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU

John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

11/30 Abilene, TX

12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ

12/7 San Antonio, TX

12/8 Austin, TX

12/9 Beaumont, TX

12/10 Baton Rouge, LA

1/18 North Charleston, SC

1/19 Columbia, SC

1/20 Wilmington, NC

1/27 Nashville, TN

2/2 Greenville, SC

2/3 Knoxville, TN

2/4 Huntsville, AL

2/9 Amarillo, TX

2/10 Wichita Falls, TX

2/11 Lubbock, TX

2/16 Munhall, PA

2/17 Zanesville, OH

2/18 Cleveland, OH

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com

FOLLOW JOHN ON:

SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:

HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)

BEAM DREAM POWDER: If you want to try Beam’s best-selling Dream Powder, take advantage of their biggest sale of the year and get up to 50% OFF for a limited time when you go to shopbeam.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code CYBER at checkout.

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PRODUCED BY:

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