Net Positive with John Crist

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The Roast of John Crist Apr 03, 2024

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Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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6/7 Baltimore, MD
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6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA

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Good Strat Mar 27, 2024

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This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.
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3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Tick Tock on TikTok Mar 20, 2024

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It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her?
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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Oooooooooh… Mar 13, 2024

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Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper"
Intro (0:00)
NYC (4:03)
Broadway musicals (26:15)
Stalker or genius? (37:32)
Cold plunge (50:26)
Supermom arrested (1:10:13)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive
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(Rules and restrictions may apply)
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE

PRODUCED BY:
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Diesel Sniffer (w/ Ryan Long) Mar 06, 2024

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John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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Twitter
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Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!
ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositive
MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.com

PRODUCED BY:
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I Got A Map Feb 28, 2024

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Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves it
Attention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have fun
Attention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tuned
Intro (0:00)
Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34)
DisneyDad (30:10)
Twerking (39:32)
Zanesville (1:01:30)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive
BLUELAND:Get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/netpositive
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PRODUCED BY:
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Proud to Be An American Feb 21, 2024

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John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Zanesville (5:45)
Baby names (29:11)
Citizenship quiz (43:31)
Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA

-----
Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)
GOODR: Pick up a pair at goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE shipping

PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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It’s A Stimulation Feb 14, 2024

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It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
BABBEL: Get 55% OFF your Babbel subscription at Babbel.com/NET
(Rules and restrictions may apply)

ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositive
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE

PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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You Die Twice Feb 07, 2024

Show notes

It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.
Intro (0:00)
Are we doing content? (4:45)
Tracy Chapman (18:10)
Wear shoes (34:55)
Mount Rushmore (47:44)
OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN
4/12 Rochester, MN
4/13 St. Paul, MN
4/14 Duluth, MN
4/18 San Jose, CA
4/19 Santa Rosa, CA
4/20 Redding, CA
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive
MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.com
STAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!

PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hóse Water Jan 31, 2024

Show notes

John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Smart or Dumb (18:42)
Celebrity fans (34:30)
Crypto pastor (39:19)
Ben Rector (55:18)
Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/2 Greenville, SC
2/3 Knoxville, TN
2/4 Huntsville, AL
2/9 Amarillo, TX
2/10 Wichita Falls, TX
2/11 Lubbock, TX
2/16 Munhall, PA
2/17 Zanesville, OH
2/18 Cleveland, OH
3/1 Mobile, AL
3/2 New Orleans, LA
3/3 Sugar Land, TX
3/8 Royal Oak, MI
3/9 Fort Wayne, IN
3/10 Peoria, IL
3/22 Buffalo, NY
3/23 Toronto, ON
3/24 Erie, PA
3/28 Durham, NC
3/29 Macon, GA
3/30 Chattanooga, TN

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive
HENSON SHAVING: Go to HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)

PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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