Net Positive with John Crist

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Schleppin’ Jewelry (w/ Leanne Morgan) Apr 18, 2023

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Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan:
- Some comedians should probably just quit
- You can still play basketball when your pregnant
- Carpet Fiber salesmen aren't the best crowd
- Morgan Wallen's date spot was Chipotle
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
How John and Leanne Met (10:18)
Leanne selling jewelry (32:50)
Start of stand up (37:20)
Pregnant basketball (53:30 )
Morgan Wallen (58:11)
Comedy stories (1:06:40)
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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It's A Prank Apr 12, 2023

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Brad Pitt, Bud Light, and the Taliban. Welcome to Net Positive
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Nascar easter service (3:44)
The Power Team (14:07)
Hasbulla revisited (24:55)
YouTuber captured by Taliban (33:30)
Bud Light controversy (44:10)
Brad Pitt's "disease" (1:01:50)
Responding to emails (1:11:30)
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WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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Mindless Activity Apr 05, 2023

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Attention all waiters and waitresses: Write the orders down, it's not impressive to get my order wrong. Also, Easter is this week, see you all in Alabaster, Alabama, for the helicopter easter egg hunt. Lastly, Shaq isn't on the carnival cruise, and we ride or die for Hasbulla.
Intro (0:00)
Alex chugging Athletic Greens (2:40)
Write the order down(5:36)
Best reheat meals (16:55)
Mindless activity (24:11)
Easter services doing the most (29:13)
Sales Shaq (44:50)
Chivalry should be dead (52:00)
Hasbulla (1:08:10)
Gen Z worship song (1:22:40)

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WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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My Bizzle Mar 29, 2023

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It is a somber week in Nashville in the wake of a tragedy that took place in our backyard. John addresses the situation before transitioning into some more light-hearted topics, such as everyone's favorite segment, ego's anonymous.
If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal ideation, please dial 988 to talk to someone who can help today, or click here for more information.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
A somber week in Nashville (0:53)
Ego's Anonymous (45:05)
The news (1:19:05)
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WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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The Spirit of Tebow (w/ Eric Decker) Mar 22, 2023

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Pro tip from today's guest: Don't bring A-Rod into a Nashville dive bar. Also, always make sure your chickens are protected. Lastly, just because you like Diet Coke and binge-watching Netflix doesn't mean it's an "era".
Intro (0:00)
Celebrity baseball game (12:50)
Football pressure (20:55)
Tim Tebow (26:55)
Fulfillment (40:15)
Baseball guy vs football guy (1:10:30)
A-Rod at Tin Roof (1:16:18)
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BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/
WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID
6/3 Louisville, KY
6/4 Washington, DC
6/10 Salt Lake City, UT
6/11 Colorado Springs, CO
6/23 Sacramento, CA
6/24 Fresno, CA
6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA
6/30 Las Vegas, NV
7/1 San Diego, CA
7/2 Anaheim, CA
7/21 Goshen, IN

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Spare Tire Pump Mar 15, 2023

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The infamous question: where is the line? Are you important enough to make demands at work? Should concerts be held in the morning instead of at night? Can you share an ice cream cone with someone?
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
You overshot it (16:20)
The Breaking Bad house (21:16)
Country artists in the morning (30:23)
Sharing germs (41:00)
Ego's Anonymous (56:20)
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BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/
WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID

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Getting Your Tires Pumped Mar 08, 2023

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We might have found a common ground among everyone and it's Carrie Underwood. It's not Earl, the Dixie Chicks killed him.
Intro (0:00)
Carrie Underwood is our olive branch (7:12)
Dixie Chicks Killed Earl (12:03)
Funny facial hair guy (22:48)
SNL, what are you doing? (38:04)
FGL rules (57:40)
Female Influencers (1:04:44)
Confession time, fan mail (1:06:30)

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BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/
WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
5/5 Jacksonville, FL
5/6 Tampa, FL
5/7 Fort Myers, FL
5/19 Fort Collins, CO
5/20 Grand Junction, CO
5/21 Boise, ID

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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSOR:
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PRODUCED BY:
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This Isn't Your Group Chat (w/ Jared Mullins) Mar 01, 2023

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Jared Mullins is a triple threat, and that's a guarantee. We aren't quite sure what the third piece is, but he definitely has it.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Jared is deaf (9:58)
The bonfire guitar guy (21:20)
This isn't your group chat (32:30)
Might be onto something (46:34)
Thank God Story (59:45)
The pressure of getting a hit (1:09:37)
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BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/
WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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The Spirit Never Sleeps Feb 22, 2023

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I think it's time you see a therapist. You can see if this couple who has been married for 58 years through 5 murder attempts will give you a recommendation. Now back to the real show...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Time to see a therapist (7:25)
Trapped in the airport by a fan (13:05)
Asbury University revival (22:04)
Just be honest (35:20)
The News (52:00)
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BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/
WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/23 - Shipshewana, IN
2/24 - Shipshewana, IN
2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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Facebook
YouTube
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PRODUCED BY:
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Do What You Want When You're Pregnant Feb 15, 2023

Show notes

Superbowl commercials were bad, and we can only blame ourselves. The solution? Join Aaron Rodgers on his darkness retreat.
Intro (0:00)
Cauliflower sandwich (7:45)
Guys need something to do (11:50)
Superbowl(20:28)
Aaron Rodgers darkness retreat (36:11)
The news (57:14)
Fan emails (1:13:05)
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BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/
WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/17 - Saginaw, MI
2/18 - Indianapolis, IN
2/23 - Shipshewana, IN
2/24 - Shipshewana, IN
2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI
3/10 - Albuquerque, NM
3/11 - El Paso, TX
3/12 - Midland, TX
3/17 - Shreveport, LA
3/18 - Fort Worth, TX
3/19 - Fayetteville, AR
3/23 - Cleveland, MS
3/24 - Memphis, TN
3/25 - St. Louis, MO
3/31 - Fayetteville, NC
4/1 - Charlotte, NC
4/2 - Charlotte, NC
4/14 - Clear Lake, IA
4/15 - Omaha, NE
4/16 - Kansas City, MO
4/21 - Athens, GA
4/22 - Savannah, GA
4/28 - Augusta, GA
4/29 - Asheville, NC
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:
Miracle Brand: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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