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Episode 40: New Year's Eve & The Soy Boys Dec 31, 2019

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The Soy Boys defend the Garry Marshall classic, New Year's Eve (2011) starring every celebrity that has ever existed including Ashton Kutcher, Sarah Jessica Parker, Katherine Heigl, Robert De Niro, Lea Michele, Josh Duhamel, Jessica Biel, and Seth Meyers as just a FEW examples. The duo discuss Lizard People and start a new podcast called, 'Milk Talk with the Soy Boys'. Christian gets mad at Alejandro for puckering his lips. Alejandro doesn't really like this film or Halle Berry. The boys count down and croon their way out of this episode.

Episode 39: Gemini Man & WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE Dec 27, 2019

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The team takes time to think about Gemini Man (2019) starring Will Smith, Will Smith, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Clive Owen, and Benedict Wong. Alejandro posits the question... Does Will Smith actually make mostly bad films? Christian makes Alejandro laugh unexpectedly, it’s a “jebediah”. They ask Baddies to figure out Christian’s new catchphrase. Will Smith and Will Smith are acting up a storm here, like that one episode from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air... the one with Will’s dad. Christian has to come clean to Alejandro about his relationship with James Bond. Alejandro wishes he was in charge of the marketing for this one and has the ideas to prove it.

Episode 38: Office Christmas Party & Otis the Gamer Girl Dec 24, 2019

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It's Christmas Eve, Baddies, and boy, do the boys got something special for you. Kissin' Christian and Smoochin' Alex defend Office Christmas Party (2016) starring T.J. Miller, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Olivia Munn, Kate McKinnon, Vanessa Bayer, Rob Corddry and many more. They discuss different types of work parties, crowd surfing from the ground up, and sing the nitty gritty Xmas style. Otis is a gamer girl and can fit 12 hot dogs including a live dog in his mouth. Christian wants to eat a cat's head, but only if it's dead. Alejandro wants to kiss the Baddies one by one at the end of the episode. The boys also like reading words on leggings.

Episode 37: Four Christmases & The Christian Drop w/ Micayla Newsome Dec 20, 2019

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Christian and Alejandro are joined by Micayla Newsome to tackle the Christmas Classic, four Christmases (2008), starring Reese Witherspoon, Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. They talk not knowing names of their dates, morbidly obese babies and what they look like, and mother lovers. Christian yells at Alejandro for saying some absurd statements. Alejandro confesses his love for Vince Vaughn and Micayla does some slam poetry. Stick around at the end for some secret Star Wars talk.

Episode 36: Arizona (2018) & F*ck Nick Cannon #PhotosByOtos Dec 17, 2019

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The whole team is here for this one Baddies, all hands on deck for a doozy. Alejandro, Christian, and Fact-Checking King, Otis, review the flick that flew under the radar: Arizona (2018). Starring Danny McBride, Rosemarie DeWitt, Kaitlin Olson, David Alan Grier, Seth Rogen and Luke Wilson, there are SO MANY people in this film, how have you never heard of it. This film is able to balance wit and comedy with murder and suspense. It may seem like a weird mix but its done really well… like salty-sweet. Otis and Christian compare homes even though they used to live three houses apart and the Three Amigos are on their best behavior because Micayla Newsome is in the studio. Alejandro and Christian then let loose and tell Nick Cannon exactly what they think about him.

Episode 35: I'll Be Home For Christmas (1998) & Matt's Christmas Present Dec 13, 2019

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Christmas time is here again, Baddies. Christian “Saint Nick” Baltazar and Alejandro “Kris Kringle” Middleton get back into the spirit by watching I’ll Be Home For Christmas (1998), starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Jessica Biel, Gary Cole, and Adam LaVorgna. A family staple in the Middleton household; thank the heavens Disney+ has it in all of its Christmas-y glory. Christian ask Alejandro, when he was a kid, what did he want to be when he grew up. Christian tries to fool Alejandro with a bologna fact but... you can’t fool a fool. Alejandro makes no effort to hide his fondness for JTT. The Boys also let you know how to make next Christmas extra special. Be careful Baddies, it’s easy to start to fall for the antagonist in this one.

Episode 34: Little Nicky & Mecha Chris Farley w/ Juliet Farnsworth-Perry Dec 10, 2019

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Christian and Alejandro are confronted by a movie that is brought up by Juliet Farnsworth-Perry. We three examine the hellish Little Nicky (2000), starring Adam Sandler, Patricia Arquette, Harvey Keitel, and Rodney Dangerfield. Juliet pulls no punches, literally roasting both of the boys constantly. She also comes with notes and reveals a podcasting trade secret the boys have been hiding from the Baddies. Alejandro says we have to wait until the Corrections Department gets back to us but we'll let you guys know it’s Persephone…no “s”… Alejandro’s wrong… he’s way wrong. Christian cannot believe his eyes when Alejandro has the audacity to use the bathroom during the episode, but so does Juliet so… Later on, Juliet asks a couple of questions about how men pee with their penises. It’s a long episode but we had fun, you’ll have fun, its just a lot of fun all around, Baddies.

Episode 33: Noelle & We (Try to) Keep it G-Rated Dec 06, 2019

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The Boys watch their first Christmas movie of the season, Noelle (2019), starring Anna Kendrick, Bill Hader, Billy Eichner, and Shirley MacLaine. This movie is a Disney+ exclusive so you can tell that this podcast is going well since we have Disney+ already. This flick was rated G, so this episode will be rated G… for a little while at least. For a Dollar, Christian tells us about the show “Billy on the Street” because WHY WOULDN’T HE! Alejandro talks about the sad parts of being a Santa-for-hire. And if that wasn’t enough Alejandro also challenges the Baddies to fact check him on some outlandish names, Hugh Mungo Grant and Steveland are celebrities that are way more famous than their names imply.

Episode 32: Step Brothers & Thug Nasty, Gang Gang Dec 03, 2019

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Ding-Dongs, Christian and Alejandro take on this “two hander” (as they say in the Biz) Step Brothers (2008), starring Will Ferrel, John C. Riley, Adam Scott, and Mary Steenburgen. You know it, we know it, everyone knows it… what people don’t know is how wrong critics were when they reviewed this movie. Christian lets Alejandro know that he’s a haole; no one is shocked. Melissa de-thrones Christian as “Champion of Guessing ‘What Percentage of Google Users Liked This Movie’”. We chat Full House, $20,000 fake testicles, Alejandro’s attempt to get ladies, and rap battle each other, cause we’ve never done that thing before. Stick around till the very end to hear how Alejandro and Christian pillow talk.

Episode 31 (Thanksgiving Special): Thankskilling & Wipe Your Baby's Mouth Nov 28, 2019

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Baddies, it's the ICBTB Thanksgiving Special and the gobbling guys tackle Thankskilling (2008), starring Jordan Downey, Wanda Lust, Natasha Cordova, Chuck "The Dead Body Guy" Lamb, and Lance Predmore. This movie is crazy. Bonkers. Whacky. It's so special, we don't even need a description.

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