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Episode 30: National Treasure & Christian BallsAreLarge Nov 26, 2019

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Don Alejandro and Kuya Christian review a staple to Alejandro’s childhood, National Treasure (2004), starring Nicholas Cage, Diane Kruger, Justin Bartha, and Jon Voight. This is one of those really rare films where Sean Bean doesn’t die... at least not on screen. Christian delivers a special Itty Bitty Nitty Gritty Committee but it sounds like a normal nitty gritty, but we'll let you decide. Alejandro has been smacking butts wrong. Christian learns a new bad word from Alejandro and has been using it a bunch recently. This episode has not one, but TWO ICBTB original songs. It’s Nicholas Cage guys.... we shouldn’t have to say much more... but we will, watch this movie Baddies. We also ask the question, why do academy award winning actors do which DOG SH*T movies.

Episode 29: Shaft (2019) & It Is That Bad Podcast: Presidency Under Trump Nov 22, 2019

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Zaddy Christian and Zaddy Alejandro defend Shaft (2019) starring Jessie Usher, Samuel L. Jackson, Richard Roundtree, Alexandra Shipp, Regina Hall and Method Man. That's right, Method Man is up in this thang. The boys create the first official Itty Bitty Nitty Gritty Committee and discuss family tree nomenclature (like why isn't John Shaft II called John Shaft Jr.? And Why isn't John "JJ" Shaft Jr. called John Shaft III. We don't get it.) Alejandro wants to get his nails painted black and Christian wants to get a pedicure with him but is politely denied. The duo show off their best president impersonations and Christian calls Alejandro out on how he decides who the best person on set is.

Episode 28: Charlie's Angels & The Sbarro Pimple w/ Alex Perez Nov 19, 2019

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Alejandro and Christian are joined by @alexwiththegoodhair aka Alex Perez and they get a lesson in classic 2000’s cinema with Charlie’s Angels (2000), starring Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Bill Murray, Sam Rockwell, and Joey Tribbiani. Alex is an absolute expert on this film and quotes almost the entire movie. Find out what the LL in LL Cool J stands for, and just one workout tip from his book. The boys figure out that this entire movie is a plot to steal Siri before Apple can get their greedy hands on her. Alejandro reveals his Bernie Sanders impression... buckle up kids.

Episode 27: She's Out of My League & Fat Kid Nips (#FKN) Nov 15, 2019

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Christian “Batman” Baltazar and Alejandro “also Batman” Middleton watch their all time favorite rom-com, She’s Out of My League (2010), starring Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve, TJ Miller, and Krysten Ritter. The Corrections Department has a few notes. Christian and Alejandro rate each other’s looks and personalities. The boys also love compliments from strangers. Alejandro has a strangely specific scenario where he confuses Zoey Deschanel with Kristen Ritter and has a list of women he wants to kiss, like Hall and Oates, not in a weird way though... it’s cool... like Hall and Oates.

Episode 26: Sex Drive & We Love Taxis Nov 12, 2019

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The gigglin’ goons tackle Sex Drive (2008) starring Amanda Crew, Clark Duke, Josh Zuckerman, James Marsden, and Seth Green. The boys specifically watched the unrated version and boy, is it unrated. We recommend watching the original first. Alejandro shares his best pickup line and Christian butchers it. They discuss nice guys versus jerks and get into a heated argument. They also share something in common and it has to do with Taxis.

Episode 25: Hook & RUF-E-OHHHHH Nov 08, 2019

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Mr. Baltazar and Mr. Middleton reflect on the 1991 classic, Hook, starring Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Maggie Scott, Julia Roberts and Rufio.... we mean, Dante Basco. We all love this one so why on Earth is it 26% on Rotten Tomatoes! Alejandro and Christian break down the subtle nuances of Robin Williams' impeccable acting. Christian talks about his favorite Lost Boy (it’s not Rufio... like seriously Christian, WTF). And Alejandro talks about metaphorical forks in the road that can change lives. Christian challenges Alejandro to a battle of wits but comes up a tad short.

Episode 24 (ICBTB Exclusive): The Boonies & The Boys Sell Out Nov 05, 2019

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The cutie patooties tackle their first ICBTB exclusive (that means we get to watch and review the movie prior to its actual release!) in this episode and watch The Boonies (2019) starring Calum Worthy, Cody Ko, Andi Matichak, Kyle Jones, Lauren Elizabeth, and Amy Marie Gaertner. Christian loses a spelling bee and cries in front of everyone. They talk throw-up-in-hat Cowboys versus throw-up-in-boot-cowboys. Alejandro tells a ghost story whilst not believing in ghosts. Christian leads a group of friends out of a sticky situation. The boys sign off with another hit single.

Episode 23 (Halloween Special): Pinocchio's Revenge & Robot Sex w/ Christopher Perry Oct 31, 2019

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For the Halloween Special, Christian and Alejandro are joined by good friend, talented photographer and videographer, Christopher Perry. Together, the boys defend Pinocchio's Revenge (1996) starring Candace McKenzie, Rosalind Allen, Matisse, Lewis Van Bergen and Verne Troyer as Pinocchio. Christian and Chris decide to switch homes. The dudes discuss how much their hashtags are worth. They break down edited nude scenes on YouTube and whether or not fat comedians are still funny if they lose weight. They talk landing strips, Robo-Jules, and tight leggings in the winter. The boys finally rap battle each other. Juliet and Otis sit on the couch during the episode.

Episode 22: Jennifer's Body & Christian's Second Time Oct 29, 2019

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The dapper dudes defend Jennifer's Body (2009), starring Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, Adam Brody, J.K. Simmons, Chris Pratt and Johnny Simmons. They talk whether or not side boob is real boob and review Alejandro's high school fashion sense. Christian uses his Chrysler Sebring to hit on girls and does a fine impersonation of Alejandro. Chris Perry wants to give the boys his Bowflex. The duo reminisce upon their first time putting on condoms and talk about how Christian loves family parties.

Episode 21: Freddy vs. Jason & All Boobs are Tens Oct 25, 2019

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“Chris Chin” and “Ollie Wants Dro” take a stab at the slasher, Freddy vs. Jason (2003), starring Robert Englund, Monica Keena, Ken Kirzinger, Kelly Rowland (that’s right, from Destiny’s Child), and Chris Marquette. They play the game, Marry, F*ck, Kill, but it’s not that fun. The boys come to an agreement that all boobs are tens. ALL BOOBS. Alejandro likes to mute horror movies during the scary parts and Christian wants Freddy blades on each of his toes.

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