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Episode 69: Coffee and Kareem & Christian’s Aggressive Toothbrushing Apr 10, 2020

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Sit back and pour your self a nice hot cup of coffee with just a splash of cream for this one Baddies. Small Potatoes and Dig Bick Christian rap their ways into your hearts and also review the Netflix Original, Coffee and Kareem (2020) starring Ed Helms, Taraji P. Henson, King Bach, Betty Gilpin, and Terrence Little Gardenhigh it’s the perfect quarantine movie for you after watching 72 hours of television straight. Alejandro read the synopsis as a Russian-Canadian-Kentucky version of Bob Dylan. The Boys discuss things people do to seem less racist that end up being more racist. Christian is afraid of grenades and Alejandro seems to know a lot about grenades... and cell phone tracking. Christian co-worker begs him to go to a strip club with him. And Alejandro reveals Christians address and admits to not being afraid to taze his mother.

Episode 68: Drop Dead Fred & Uncontrollable Limbs w/ Nicole Lowe Apr 07, 2020

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Were you a lonely kid growing up with in over active imagination like Christian, Alejandro, and, Head of the Corrections Department, Nikki Lowe? Did you have an imaginary friend that kept you company in your tough times? Did you ever blame blame acts of vandalism on said imaginary friends? If so then this is a perfect movie for you, Drop Dead Fred (1991) is starring Phoebe Cates, and Rik Mayall as an adult woman who reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend. It’s Nikki’s all time favorite movie and Alejandro’s nightmare scenario. Christian and Nikki determine that Alejandro is “pre-jumpy” and thus doesn’t like scary films. Alejandro and Nikki tell us how they met and how long it took her to tolerate Alejandro. The trio re-castes this film to a modern age and Alejandro relates to the worst character in the film.. shocker. The boys potentially ruin this movie for Nikki by pointing out the overt sexual tension and she explains how she must have been a semi-bad person in their past lives.

Episode 67: Outbreak & The Assassination of One Alejandro Middleton by the Coward Christian Baltazar Apr 03, 2020

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Wash your hands Baddies! Then watch this disaster film that stacked the deck with Academy Award winning actors just for it to be an absolute abomination of film. Outbreak (1995) stars Dustin Hoffman, Marcel (Ross’ Capuchin monkey), Rene Russo, Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spacey, Donald Sutherland, and Patrick Dempsey. The timing couldn’t be better for this film where every actor is trying to one up the stupid in every scene putting American citizens, and the word’s health at risk. Christian gets excited about science stuff and exasperated at the novice mistakes the scientist makes in this film. Alejandro and Christian get assassinated mid episode and are replaced by clones/ hitmen/ robots from the future… or something like that, who really knows. Alejandro tries to convince us he speaks Italian, and Christian leads the PC police in an attempt to find Alejandro’s stance on preferred pronouns, unknowingly pushing him far the opposite direction. The answer to the disease in this film is to blow up the town with a bomb, which besides being the absolute most American response, is wrong on so many reasons. #monkeysarethieves #allmonkeys

Episode 66: Terminal (2018) & Twists on Twists on Twists Mar 31, 2020

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Baddies gather around the camp fire here, I have a description to tell you, it’s about a movie with no rating, Terminal (2018), it’s produced and starred in by Margot Robbie This underground thriller host a number of memorable actors like Simon Pegg, Mike Myers, Max Irons, Matthew Lewis, and Dexter Fletcher. Right out the gate Alejandro does a magic trick and Christian is almost impressed. And the Boys can’t help but rave about this film released in almost silence. Alejandro finds the one connection between this movie and George Orwell’s “1984”, and he has to show everyone he read a book in high school. Christian uses an accent that can only be classified as “tasty”. Alejandro gets hung up on the sentence “You would think that, wouldn’t you?” This movies has double the twists a usual movie, and it’s everything you never expected to see in a movie with Wayne’s World and Harley Quinn.

Episode 65: Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw & SUGAR TITS Mar 27, 2020

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Listen Baddies we won’t let a little thing like a world wide pandemic stop our show, not when there’s so many movies that need defending. One that doesn’t need a defense is Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw (2019). How can there be a need to defend a movie that stars Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Jason Statham, Vanessa Kirby, The Rock’s personal gym, Idris Elba, and Dame Helen Mirren. The Boys play a game that only works if you’ve never seen the movie... again. Alejandro tells a pirate joke that falls just short of Christian’s standards. And Christian unveils a new segment but Alejandro burst his bubble reminding him that they have totally done that segment before. It’s a bold move for a Fast and Furious movie to take all the fast cars and all of the furious-ness our but some how it works.

Q(uarantine)&A Episode LIVE! Mar 26, 2020

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Hey there Baddies! Incase you missed our live show we have here the audio from our Live Q(uarantine) & A. The Boys did not know how this was going to go but boy are we happy with where it went. Bird sex, butt holes and the Great Meeting of Christian and Alejandro are all covered in this episode. They use hand sanitizer constantly so don’t worry Baddies the Boys are still doing their part to flatten the curve. Nik Low, Head of the Corrections Department, is in the studio keeps the Boys on track.

Episode 64: The Tuxedo & Sock Dispensers Mar 24, 2020

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Suit up Baddies, Alejandro and Christian are back at it again and this time they have and old friend to help them through the movie. Who’s that old friend you ask… it’s Jackie Chan… their friend is Jackie Chan who is also the star of this film The Tuxedo (2002). Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jason Issac, Debi Mazar, Peter Stormare, and Romany Malco also fill out the cast list for this film. Alejandro complains that Hollywood makes woman spies stupid to make the men look better. And Christian tries to play a game that Alejandro makes up on the spot, they realize quickly that the game only works if you haven’t seen the movie. James Brown appears in this film and steals the show in Alejandro’s opinion. Also The Boys lament on how much trouble horny men have cause the world. Then Christian tells a riveting story involving Real Sex on HBO, “JO-ing” and a nap, and Alejandro says his problems come with clean up not the act itself of “JO-ing”.

Episode 63: The Tourist & Quentin Tarantino Presents: Grease Mar 20, 2020

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Oh Hi Baddies! Christian and Alejandro are at it again, this time they take on the modern classic, The Tourist (2010). Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie lead the cast in a cat and mouse chase around Europe, also starring Paul Bettnay, Timothy Dalton, and Rufus Sewell. Alejandro clams to have brought back Converse, and Christian isn’t sold. The Boys imagine, “What if Quentin Tarantino directed Grease?” And Alejandro has a breakdown over Tom Brady, and makes an incredible offer to the players of the Los Angeles Chargers. Christian hates the ending of the movie, but Alejandro loves it. Then to end up the episode Christian and Alejandro give everyone tips on how to get groceries in the panic buying fiasco we’re now live in.

Episode 62: The Interview & Are Margaritas Gay? Mar 17, 2020

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Comrade Christian and Comrade Alejandro review the Fearless Leader’s least favorite film, The Interview (2014) starring James Franco, Seth Rogan, Lizzy Caplan, and Randall Park. That’s not even touching how many people have cameos in this one, like everyone, Baddies, Rob Lowe, Anders Holm, JGL aka Joseph Gordon Levitt. Alejandro gives us all a lesson in Latin by breaking down the word “helicopter”, it’s pretty meaningless but it makes Alejandro feel smarter when he shares things he learns. Christian and Alejandro are both on the same wave length when they feel like they’re in the wrong decade, but are not on the same wave length when they try singing the same song. The Boys also discuss if Pokemon like their lives and what is inside the Poke-Ball as far as living standards for said Pokemon. They also debate the question, “Are Margaritas Gay?”. SPOILER ALERT: Drinks don’t have genders… also they’re not. They’re not gay… well not all margaritas. Alejandro recounts his semi-close encounter with James Franco and clearly thinks way more of the moment that James Franco does. Then says James Franco is “Ugly Pretty”.

Episode 61: The Room (2003) & YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CHRISTIAN w/ Greg Salais Mar 13, 2020

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Your favorite Zaddies are joined by your favorite Daddy, Greg Salais (photographer, fashion designer, improviser), to tackle the iconically terrible film, The Room (2003), starring Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero. They talk everything wrong about the film, and their favorite parts. Greg is almost 30 which apparently means he’s dying. Christian reveals a secret. Alejandro talks about lying on the bathroom floor. Greg talks being a father and also talks about dating older ladies.

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