A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.
S1 Ep53: 11 Dicks
Oct 30, 2019
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Don’t trust Crystal with your Mexican drug operation, the Bay Area has been going thru it, tell your callers when they’re on speakerphone, Kanye does gospel, the universe is being weird, Always removed a logo no one really cares about, don’t be racist for Halloween Enjoy xo
S1 Ep52: Don’t Call It A Pee Pee
Oct 23, 2019
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Cringy words, Crystal has another damn cat, prepare your kids for sticky situations, yoni pearls, blood diapers, the joker, trauma makes you great and a few listener questions. Enjoy xo T-shirts & Sweatshirts Available at Hellodysfunction.com
S1 Ep51: Your Mom Is Not A Drug Dealer
Oct 10, 2019
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Kids are difficult, tell your car you love it, the Joker hits home, planned electricity suspension scare, Pata Fria was in a low speed chase with the cops and lots of listener questions Enjoy xo
S1 Ep50: There IS a limit to a mother’s love
Oct 03, 2019
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The joys of getting old, Pata Fria is still a practicing doctor, true love of true crime, Amber Guyger is guilty, read more books and parenting woes. Enjoy xo
S1 Ep49: All I Can Think Of Is John Travolta
Sep 24, 2019
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Typical post break up transformation, Crystal got some new wheels, stranger’s awkward convos, everything is linked to parenting, unusual attractions and white privilege Enjoy.
S1 Ep48: Double D Donyah
Sep 17, 2019
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Pata Fria’s been getting artsy, Crystal is still car shopping, dreams and your memory are married, tarot readings coming soon, and don’t support shitty celebrities. Enjoy.
S1 Ep47: Ancestry is NOT for sex
Sep 11, 2019
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Maria tried to scam Crystal, babies don’t have kneecaps, big fondue plans and an interesting “what if”...Enjoy
S1 Ep46: I Got Played
Sep 06, 2019
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Episode 46 “I Got Played”
This week the girls return with some fun and not so fun announcements. Pata Fria is a newly single Grandma, Dottie is adjusting nicely, Crystal is collecting formal gowns for a great cause, Keto is scary and some listener questions are answered. Enjoy.
S1 Ep45: Pilots Be Drunk
Aug 29, 2019
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This week the girls are back with lots of talk about Hawaii and the introduction of Dottie. Getting old sucks, weird dreams and lots of listener questions. Enjoy.
S1 Ep44: Interracial Gangbang
Aug 13, 2019
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Episode 44 starts off with Pata Fria manifesting a new pet and sharing her latest reading, unapproachable soccer moms, school shopping is a drag, the truly dark side of being an empath, drifting off your meds, dysfunctional event planning and don't get in trouble at work!
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