Hello Dysfunction

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S1 Ep63: Are You Leaking? Jan 15, 2020

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Crystal has another sinus infection and Pata Fria’s energy bill has skyrocketed. We need multiple streams of income so try everything, even singing about cats. Don’t shame people for working regular jobs, don’t be a house pirate. Donate your organs and check your pets for wetness.
Enjoy xo
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S1 Ep62: Intimate Parts Jan 09, 2020

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The first episode of 2020 is here with more vagina talk, explore the possibilities of lube, teach your kids to properly prank each other, never trust a leather kilt, follow the rules of the internet, keep your brains hydrated, some interesting beauty procedures and ear maintenance
Enjoy xo
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S1 Ep61: What’s Your Dirty White Secret? Dec 31, 2019

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It’s the end of a decade and this week we have the amazing Lil Debbie joining us. Holiday recap, tips on successful gift giving, cats are thieves, New Years traditions from around the globe, don’t cheat during monopoly, baby jousting, and our favorite white trash delicacies.
Happy New Year!!

S1 Ep60: Tammy’s Getting Spanked Dec 19, 2019

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Crazy Xmas shopping and delivery delays, Crystal celebrates 14yrs w Mark, internet matchmaking, did Pata Fria finally cure her rash, cancel culture, trust your intuition, delicate familial subjects, save your skin after you die, and did a sweat shop make your outfit?
Enjoy
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S1 Ep59: F*CK FRED Dec 12, 2019

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Rainy days, kids know when you’re gay, celebrity tension, ‘tis the season for kindness, culture vultures, Crystal’s Animal Rescue is still in business, don’t share contact lenses and be nice to strangers that text you.
Enjoy xo

S1 Ep58: DON’T SPIT START IT Dec 04, 2019

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Live show recap, Billy was a joy, Apple is glitching our phones, kids shouldn’t give haircuts, foreplay is mandatory, possible potato crisis, signing up for Better Help, listener questions, I probably won’t let an animal get raped.
Enjoy xo
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S1 Ep57: 15 Dogs Are Missing Nov 27, 2019

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Vacation observations, don’t take your dog’s pills, poop forensics, respect other laws and cultures while visiting abroad, T.I. is still gross, Bezos’ latest donation, and don’t use my good paper towels.
Enjoy xo
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S1 Ep56: “Two Live Crew” Nov 20, 2019

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Happy Anniversary. This week’s episode was recorded live before a studio audience. Crystal revisits a childhood kidnapping. Would you paint your son’s nails? Don’t lock your customers inside the store. Shameful OCD subtypes. Men definitely fake orgasms.

S1 Ep55: Post More Pics of Your Ass Nov 13, 2019

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It’s National Kindness Day, is Rodney Reed a serial rapist? Dottie is leaking clear sh*t, there‘s actually a narcissism spectrum, don’t check anyone’s hymen and stop wasting paper towels.
XO
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S1 Ep54: I Better Not Be Burnt Nov 06, 2019

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This week the girls periods are syncing in studio 54 with a Halloween recap, no one wants to get drunk and go to bed alone, an absent speculum, always check your tires, strange news and the first round of attendees drawn!
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