A raw and hilarious dive into current events, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, navigating mental illness, gossip, and the political dumpster fire we’re all forced to live in.
S1 Ep43: Stay Away From Andy
Aug 06, 2019
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This week is episode 43 and the girls discuss some unfortunate events. Always check your drivers license for fine print, brace yourself before entering the post office, download a vpn before watching snuff, and real friends make radio dedications. Enjoy xo.
S1 Ep42: God is a Dom
Jul 30, 2019
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This episode focuses on a few odd subjects. Crystal's grandfather's feature in a book, don't lose yourself in a relationship, is the zodiac international, the rapture is all a big set up, don't give the internet your info, and do let your friends teach you sexual acts. Enjoy.
S1 Ep41: They're Definitely Neighbors
Jul 23, 2019
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Episode 41 starts off with a LA vacation recap, Crystal makes a medical discovery, gentrification woes, movie suggestions, animal tales, kids say the darnedest things, loving all things gross, and a very creepy murder Enjoy xo
S1 Ep40: No New Friends
Jul 18, 2019
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Episode 40 is back at you with an announcement of the new Facebook group "Hello Dysfunction, the meetup", hot girl summer with golden girl knees, how this show was born, Pata Fria reunites w her dad, Crystal needs to lock her doors, don't flirt with your son and boobs are sex toys. Enjoy xo
S1 Ep39: "I think Finnish people are cool"
Jul 09, 2019
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Episode 39 is here after a week off...the girls describe their new room, another example why humans suck, some celebrity news, food made from science and some beauty tips Enjoy.
S1 Ep38: Hittin Switches
Jun 26, 2019
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Episode 38 kicks off with a birthday recap, grandma's having company, don't spoil your kids, bad hygiene is rude, our deplorable government, Reebok pumps and some interesting Q&A Enjoy.
S1 Ep37: Piss over ice
Jun 18, 2019
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Episode 37 is here with some hippie hacks, trouble the kids have been into, Crystal’s grandfather is worse than we imagined, unknown neighborhood names, why it’s not always good to refer ppl, and Crystal reveals a shocking secret.
S1 Ep36: My Whole Life Is A Lie
Jun 11, 2019
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Pata Fria reveals a family secret, Crystal has a pleasant surprise while shopping, some film suggestions, what the bedroom is really for, Crystal loves talking to strangers and Pata Fria hates the heat. Enjoy Episode 36.
S1 Ep35: Wet n Wild 508
Jun 04, 2019
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Pata Fria can’t cry and has tattoo blisters, Crystal has an animal rescue foundation in her home, some mom talk and how to get fly in the 90’s. Enjoy. Instagram @Hellodysfunctionwww.facebook.com/HelloDysfunctionTwitter @dysfunctionShow
S1 Ep34: Ancestry Is Messy
May 30, 2019
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Episode 34 is here with a birthday recap, some dark family secrets, a medication update, what not to do in the post office, intuition vs anxiety and Crystal rescued more f*cking cats. Enjoy. Instagram @Hellodysfunctionwww.facebook.com/HelloDysfunctionTwitter @dysfunctionShow
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