Hello Dysfunction

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S1 Ep33: "I Murdered Alicia Keys" May 21, 2019

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Episode 33 kicks off with a recap of Crystal's hectic week, a ghost joined the Dom session, weird sex laws, uncomfortable dreams and more. Enjoy.

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S1 Ep32: DAD, DON'T COME IN May 14, 2019

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The ladies return for episode 32 with a Mother's Day recap, the importance of being polite, some interesting news, technology is out of control, hygiene nightmares and a work story that involved some of moms miscellaneous items. Enjoy.

The Yee Yee Girls (bonus Episode) May 09, 2019

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A Bonus Episode of Hello Dysfunction with Guest hosts the "Yee Yee

girls"

S1 Ep31: Discussing Douches w Strangers May 06, 2019

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Episode 31: After a brief hiatus the podcast returns with some dysfunctional family stories, the normalcy of anilingus, bad experiences w cops, a phallic playground, bloody cocktails and lots of listener questions

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S1 Ep30: Don't Masturbate To Death Apr 23, 2019

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Episode 30 shows up with a bang. Literally. Some talk about how much April sucks, vaginal steaming bars, Crystal's new auntie tribe and the importance of tipping. Dont ask flight crews to do your dirty deeds, queens and princesses, overbearing moms and how Pata Fria's been spending her free time.

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S1 Ep29: I Like To Get Stretched Apr 16, 2019

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After an interesting weekend
episode 29 covers it all. Pata Fria had a panic, Crystal Barbie and family keep things interesting. Some info and details about kink life, sugar daddies are just older boyfriends, a few celebrity news stories, Planet Fitness does dirty biz, press on nails and listener questions.

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S1 Ep28: Funerals Should Be Funny Apr 08, 2019

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This week a lot of subjects are covered. White privilege is definitely real, Pata Fria made it to Detroit, Crystal does a good deed, pay attention to signs the universe is sending you, put the car in park before you get out, unfortunate news, Fisting is popular, and loads of listener questions.

S1 Ep27: YOU WEAR FAKE TOES?? Apr 01, 2019

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Episode 27 is full of random subjects and theories...we revisit chem trails, the effect hairstyles can have on a person, STRONG animal love, sex workers tend to steal, Crystal doesn't eat food or wear panties, Pata Fria completely misunderstood an eBay ad, the latest MJ accusers might be some damn liars, be a good friend or you're outta here, keeping your relationship hiccups within your relationship, and RIP NIPSEY HUSSLE 🙏

S1 Ep26: I Hate Babies Mar 27, 2019

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It’s dysfunction as usual this week with another ER visit, soccer startup, Crystal’s new shoes and Pata Fria’s “recovery” to name a few.
Abortion, some recent news, the importance of transparency and interesting bodily facts are also discussed. Listener questions and a few “would you rathers” are included to finish you off.
Enjoy xo

S1 Ep25: Would You F*ck My Dead Body? Mar 19, 2019

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This week is episode 25 and the dysfunction continues with an array of interesting subjects. Some advice is offered to their younger selves, astronauts get a lot of herpes, some women really love dick pics, the French appreciate gross smells, can you really be yourself? and much more.

Enjoy, xo

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