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S1 Ep73: Keep Cats Out Of Your Ludes Mar 26, 2020

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Week 2 of quarantine is upon us, some ideas for making use of your time at home, companies extending some free offers to the community, don’t let johns take advantage. Crystal is back to normal and discovered an interesting new way to show off your pets.
Enjoy xo

S1 Ep72: Pistol Whipping Mar 18, 2020

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Corona Virus is bullying us all, book vs film. Don’t get scammed on the internet, penis injections are a thing and Pata Fria has added a new service to her menu. Stay calm and safe in the house... We’re all in this together.
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S1 Ep71: That Time I Had Anal Warts Mar 12, 2020

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This week Crystal is starting a water challenge while growing closer to her adopted raccoon. Pata Fria revisits the importance of credit and making money on social media. Porn Hub is in hot water, celebrity sex offenders receive some justice and the corona virus might be scarier than we thought.
Enjoy xo

S1 Ep70: Just remove the walnut from your butth*le Mar 04, 2020

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Mercury is in retrograde and everyone is feeling it. Don’t worry about the Corona virus, strange news, ppl are cat fishing and women’s bodies really have it rough.
Enjoy xo.
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S1 Ep69: Sex Splits Feb 26, 2020

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Financial literacy is important as are cameras surrounding your house. Dog bites suck, 90s beauty products were great and Pata Fria made Crystal litter. Do a credit check on your future partners and don’t ask how much someone paid for their kids.
Enjoy xo

S1 Ep68: Wiener Rescue Feb 19, 2020

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Ep.68. V Day recap, it’s time to restructure The Bakers Act, we love dating shows and Robert Lee Noye is a hero. Domestic violence is serious, don’t bomb the wrong house, you can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Enjoy xo
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S1 Ep67: Stop Skipping All The Good Parts Feb 13, 2020

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Crystals cat is acting like Pata Fria, assume everyone has home surveillance, keep your pets out of your webcam scenes and always support those that support you. Valentine’s tees are a huge hit, no more butter before bed and radio dedications are signs of a good friend.
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S1 Ep66: Drink The Power Feb 05, 2020

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Crystal saves a cat through osmosis, Pata Fria ponders getting a shock collar for Dottie. Water your hot pockets and wash your ass. Some fun fan questions, a Dom story with a pro golfer and Crystal’ s early wrestling career.

S1 Ep65: PERTENTIAL DANGERS Jan 30, 2020

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The weekend recap, family drama, McDonald’s soda secrets, pass on the Grammy’s, be on time aka early, practice code switching and let’s all be smart with our money.
Enjoy xo

S1 Ep64: Give Me ALL The Sperm Jan 22, 2020

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IKEA sucks, Crystal hates January. Pata Fria searches for a dead body and dentures are really common. Read a book, watch the Aaron Hernandez doc and don’t wear nazi costumes.
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