Have Kids, They Said…

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Marriage Rocks Oct 23, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into Rich has softball detective work, AI spouses, and what is on a birthing playlist. What do dirty dreams mean, switching Christmas and V-Day around, and that “you know what rips” guy. Rich hates when his kindness is met with meanness, while Nicole vents about being lumped into Matt’s parenting punishments. Plus, Matt’s wedding blank check, Sara’s trunk-or-treat overload, early morning blender etiquette, Group 7, a hot Zoom mic moment, and Sara’s flirt fail. Tune in for the chaos and laughs—listen now!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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A Girthy Stem Oct 21, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole talk Theraguns, getting the poison out, and the great pumpkin hustle—are you a painter, carver, or banger? Nicole shares her Snoop Dogg dance story, Rich drops a happy marriage test, and they debate age limits for Halloween costumes and when kids can trick-or-treat solo. Plus, school parent nicknames, wardrobe thoughts, and hype for what’s coming next. Don’t miss the laughs—listen now!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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You Can't Stop a Sailboat Oct 16, 2025

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On today’s episode, they dive into childhood memories, vitamins, and whether you’re a pumpkin carver or painter. Nicole’s stressed about Matt and Keegan going MIA, 6–7 has hit the Davis house, and Rich compares homes to p*rn. They swap Vegas stories, talk haunted hotels, and get into Halloween movie traditions. Plus—future careers for the kids, when they should finally move out, Parker drops a camp story, and yes, Kim’s Skims bush comes up. Tune in for the laughs, chaos, and oversharing you’ve come to expect!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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We Got the Liquid Meats Oct 14, 2025

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On today’s episode, Nicole’s in full chaos mode trying to track down Matt and Keegan, while she and Rich argue over Columbus Day. They talk bad food cravings, a cat at Chipotle, what people want in dating, and Nicole drops the Arby’s meat secret. Plus: Sora AI and the end of social media, kids who never flush, Parker’s grocery store "help", and Rich plotting to yoink kids' birthday gift cards. Tap play and dive into the mayhem with Rich and Nicole!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Gang Bangs and Hair Plugs Oct 09, 2025

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On today’s episode, things go off the rails fast—starting with gang bangs (yep, that’s the opener). Rich and Nicole talk double dates, Nicole’s sweaty interview, her phone getting run over by a car (and somehow getting hit on in the process of replacing it), missing Rich’s birthday, and when to let the grey hair win. Plus: Rich’s hair fears, super agers' sleep habits are impossible, and Emmy and Ben want to celebrate Dad. Hit play and join the chaos—you know you want to.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Call Me Keno Oct 07, 2025

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On today’s episode, Rich and Nicole dive into Taylor Swift’s new album, The Life of a Showgirl, important life events during the big game, and a good compliment. Rich tells Coley to check out Love is Blind, Sara tells a never-told embarrassing story, and a Top Jimmy story. Plus, golf gripes, seating strategy, and the worst text you can send. Tune in and share it with a friend who loves a little chaos with their coffee.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I'm Gonna Melonball Your Balls Sep 30, 2025

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On today’s episode, Nicole comes a hot mess about Leo while Rich drowns in Mets misery. From Bhad Bunnie at the Super Bowl to babies born with IUDs, awkward plane etiquette, trad life rules, and a vuvuzela 'what would you do' yeah, it’s one of those shows. Tune in, laugh, and share with a friend who needs the chaos.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ghost Butt Sep 25, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is back and ready to stir it up. He and Nicole catch up on her Rosh Hashanah, dive into the latest Super Bowl performance rumors, and talk about how sports can seriously boost kids’ confidence. Nicole shares a story about being visually assaulted, there’s a new number one beer making headlines, and the new game, ghost butt. Nicole laments getting hooked on a professional blowout she can’t replicate at home, while Rich vents about how everything comes with a price tag. They cover must-watch TV, kids taking charge of restaurant orders, fun drunkie MILs, and Rich’s relentless hunt for a mascot. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the friend who’d 100% chase down a mascot too.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DooDoo Sep 24, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Matt steps in for Rich and things heat up fast. Matt and Nicole dive into Rosh Hashanah, argue over timing, and take a dark detour into Leo death talks that send Matt spiraling. Nicole opens up about how her accident shifted her perspective, and together they air out grievances, unpack parent expectations, and basically turn the whole episode into one big couples therapy session. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who loves a little drama.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I'm Suckling On That Sep 18, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down the new Charlie Sheen documentary before giving an update on Benny and the ring. They get into Sweet 16s, debate what kind of potato you’d choose at a restaurant, and Nicole tells Rich with the condiment she’d actually bring to the bedroom. Rich admits he hates making decisions, Nicole vents about cleaning only for the house to immediately get messy, and Parker pops in with more slang. They wonder who the new Brad Pitt is, Nicole unloads her day from hell, and Rich—as always—gets completely distracted by the Mets. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who can’t keep their house clean either.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.