Have Kids, They Said…

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Millennial Teapot Sep 29, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich gives us a story that Sara loves to laugh at to this day. And does everybody think they're good at **wink wink**? How do we feel about Madonna after the VMAs? Rich shows Nicole a video about advising your daughter on what to do when a guy asks for a photo. This leads to talking about kids going to parties. Guys, looks like the millennial pose is finally going away. How will you handle it if your kid cheats on their high school bf/gf on a test...what do you do? Are you getting judged by your children for your fashion choices, too?

Please share this with any parent you know who needs some levity in this whole parenting thing! Let's grab some more B!tches for our village! Every like, subscribe, download, share, comment...all of it helps us out, and we cannot appreciate it enough! Thank you!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Ghost S*x Sep 24, 2026

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On today's episode, Nicole's home is getting more adult, and it's making them sad. Rich is half-baked with his list of the week, and Nicole thinks it's all for the set up for his lame Dad joke. Budgeting slips so quickly with kids. Nicole is really trying to be in a better state of mind. Rich doesn't know how to insult kids...he wants some help. And then comes allllll the smut. From paranormal romance to dirty searches.

Please like, share, subscribe, download, rate 5-stars...all the things! We appreciate any support you are able to give! Thank you, Village B!tches!!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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The D Word Sep 22, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich wants to play a song game...again. The Ryans had a JAM-packed weekend. Benny learns a new D word. Our generation makes being there for our kids for EVERYTHING...is this a good thing? Rich is all about 'bloom' scrolling. Our phones are really listening. Teaching kids not to get defensive over what other families have. Keegan's sweet text. Gen Z iced coffee controversy.

Please like, share, subscribe, all the things! We appreciate you, Village B!tches!! Thank you for every ounce of support!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sweaty Attack Sep 17, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss automated operators and how much information they ask for when you make an appointment. Thoughts on paternity leave. Why are you worried about being judged? NO ONE CARES! There was a sweaty attack on Nicole. Puberty memory lane. Rich is having a hard time without taking the jump with peptides. Big news: Rich has made big strides in growth! Be on the lookout for our socials to make your bod pick (IYKYK)! Making trains is STRESSFUL! Sara is enforcing a new house rule. And Nicole belched her way to embarrassment.

Please keep sharing with your friends! Every like, download, subscription, and 5-star rating helps the pod grow, and we appreciate each one! Thank you so much, Village B!tches!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Tops & Bottoms Sep 15, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down just how bad Rich's Mets luck really is. And Matt Ryan did not want to share Rich with Nicole during his NYC visit. And is it really just the water in NY that makes the food so special? Rich wants Sara to pester him more when he's away. Regional parenting. What is the statute of limitations when people leave stuff at your house after a party? Keegan's birthday party. Tops and bottoms debate. When women can't support other women. Is Rich still a wuss around needles?

Keep sharing us with all your friends! Every like, share, subscribe, and 5-star rating helps our village grow, and we cannot say thank you enough!!!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Full Figured Unicorns Sep 08, 2026

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

PodMaxxing Sep 03, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich can't stop annoying Nicole. Dealing with dinners. Nicole is fuming over the fumes. Why is it so hard to get the kids in the shower after a long day?! And Rich hates the idea of pheremonemaxxing being a real trend. Nicole and Parker can't stop roasting Matt over his ear stickers. Then things get sad with some of the bigger stories in the news, with Lindsey Clancy and the horrific flooding in Nepal. Rich tries to lighten things up with what happened right before he hopped on to record. And then they lament over freaking baseball bats. Nicole wraps it up with a rumbling in her tummy.

Please keep liking, subscribing, sharing, downloading, and leaving 5-star reviews on your choice of podcast platform. This helps the pod and our village grow so much!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Picklenuts Sep 01, 2026

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On today's episode, it's all aboard for Rich and Nicole! Sitches, a sports chapter ending, and overused emojis. Dropping your reminder to wash your shower liner. Giving our love to Dolly. Quality sperm's going rate. Fart corners. How far do you let kids get nutty?

We appreciate every like, share, comment, download, and 5 star review. We love our Village B!tches!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I Love Coach Aug 21, 2026

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On today's episode (sorry it's a day late!) Rich and Nicole talk about the things they hate. We learn that banging out frustration works. Keeping up with the house is tough. School group chats are out of control. Rich feels the love, and Nicole has some concert STRESS.

We appreciate every like, share, subscribe, and download! We love you, Village B!tches!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Token Straight Aug 18, 2026

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On today's episode, Parker is home! And it is emotional! Rich is making his way into the cool kids' club with Jeff Lewis! He also had a rare rager and got hit on?! Sara comes on with a few Reddit stories that need advice and validation. Benny has a great idea, and Keegan gets deep.

Help Rich meet Nicole's deadline! Every like, share, and 5-star review helps grow this village! Thank you for being with us for all the crazy!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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