Have Kids, They Said…

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Darn Tootin' Aug 13, 2026

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On today's episode, Nicole discovers she is NOT the perfect 1940s wife... and we're okay with that. Rich is a party boy, and he needs to learn how to delegate. He is also still battling the gophers and sticking his foot in his mouth with the first day of school. Nicole is hating that Matt's ear is 'under the weather' and being the punching bag. Would you love your person if they lost an appendage? Are you a new backpack each year for school kind of parent? The 'we turned out fine' argument. Nicole gives Rich a deadline for the pod. Nicole's mom is thankful there wasn't a white carpet.

Like Nicole's mom says, like, share, subscribe...ALL the things, Village B!tches! We love you!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

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Love A Suburban D!icks Aug 11, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are at "that" age with AI. Matt is having a rough go at gas chicken. When your kid is the chosen one, you gotta go. Are you ever requesting teachers? Rich has a new segment..."Did Rich cross the line?" Nicole was struggling with a to-go order.

As always, we cannot thank y'all enough for every like, share, subscribe, and 5-star review! It means so much to have our Village B!itches' support!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

That Ship Has Sailed Aug 06, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich feels like his in a trial relationship post-breakup with Nicole. Making time for whoopee...and could you swing? Our thoughts are with Pere Hilton. Carsick stories and Wickerween. Parker stealing Nicole's shorts for camp, and they can't get over how she's growing up so fast.

We appreciate every like, share, and download...every 5-star rating and message from our Village B!itches!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Wick D!ck Ick Aug 04, 2026

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On today's episode, Nicole is hanging on by a thread, and she needs her village. Rich is trying to rally. And this is BEYOND behind the velvet rope. How you balance how different partners react to things. And we are worried about Ariana Grande. Who else feels left out for the excitement over the Marvel movies? Eyebrow lady stories and awkward Sara vigilante. Tom Brady gives us the ick because he is such a weiner winner.

Hey, we love you, Village B!tches!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The Ultimatum Jul 30, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole love how we're all just living the same life with how kids can be...like, LEAN OVER THE PLATE!!! How do you feel about someone correcting your kids? The Ultimatum on Netflix, Rich wants to know if we were all really that dumb when it comes to dating. Nicole has yet to get a camp letter from Parker, and she is losing it. While Rich is back in co-sleeping central. Nicole was played by a text.

Please keep hanging out with us and invite some friends to grow the village! Every like, subscribe, download, 5 star rating lets us know we are doing something right for you!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Masters of the Awkward Jul 28, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about how they are not ready for the end of summer. And that leads to empty-nest talks. How are we feeling about the squishy craze, y'all doing ok? Also, have you seen He-Man yet? Will Ryan Reynolds ever be on people's good side again? Sara and Matt's awkward moments. And Rich has a dilemma. How are you discussing alcohol and THC products with your kids?

Please take a moment to share, like, subscribe, rate us 5 stars on your platform of choice...we appreciate everyone we get! Let's grow our Village!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Creamed My Pants Jul 23, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole go over the different types of drunks. Rich brings Sara in for more stories and gets a talking-to from her and Nicole. Diglett the Gopher is back. Keegan and Parker are off to sleepaway camp, and Benny lost his first tooth! Where does the time fly? This 'sode is all over the place with the laughers.

Please keep sharing, liking, subscribing...y'all mean so much to us!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Use Your Head Jul 21, 2026

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On today's show, Rich gets it from Nicole when she hears the tail end of bickering between him and Sara. Nicole's mom thinks there's a documentary coming out, so she NAILED the trend! Rich has another show suggestion, and Nicole pranks Matt. Rich and Sara put on a not-so-family-friendly show that hopefully the kids didn't catch before they changed it. World Cup let down? Nicole gives us a WWYD. Emmy did amazing on a test and was rewarded with her first trip to Sephora. Malls are back, and so are Halloween decorations in July! What age does a kid get a phone?

Please help us grow by liking, sharing, subscribing, downloading, rating us 5 stars where you listen...all the things! We appreciate everyone of our Village B*itches!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Poppin' Presidents Jul 16, 2026

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On today's episode, it is a scorcher. Rich and Nicole are melting from the heat of summer. The episode is filled with peptides, chat emails, couches, and stripper poles. Nicole poo-poos Rich's stand-up special taste. There was an ant infestation for Rich to deal with after getting back from Texas. Nicole is diving into her bad eyesight. Take those parent-only vacays when you can! Emmy does not plan on running for president anytime soon. Nicole has a drunken tale...and it is a DOOZY.

Be sure to keep helping us grow our village! Every like, subscription, 5-star rating, and download helps!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Wear & Tear Jul 14, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole lament about aging. Tales of the Snake Farm, bedtimes, and summer camps. And that line of being your kids' friend and disciplining them. Having 'the talk'. Rich has some watch recs. And there's another clip wants thoughts about for the next episode.

Please keep sharing, liking, and subscribing. We appreciate our village b!tches so much!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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