Have Kids, They Said…

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Bean Grinder May 21, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about the cartoons their kids grew out of. Keggan pops on to tell Rich he went too far. Coley gets an important call. Nicole is done handling things. Rich has neighbor strife and gray chest hair. Keegan rallies a bus full of people. And Rich gets lost in translation.

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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Slurpee Sounds May 19, 2026

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On today's show, Rich and Nicole talk about living for the busy moments. Talking kid parties, do you stay or do you go? Rich just can't believe not everyone cares about or at least watched the fight over the weekend. What are your family's movies/cartoons? Would you want super A-list celebrities at your wedding? Parker went to her first dance! Which brings up some little Richie stories. And it just gets more cringe with his dad antics. Then he asks for help on how to motivate a bunch of little baseball players. And did Nicole and Matt get caught? Rich never wants to let the kids go.

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Porch Goose May 15, 2026

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On today's episode, Nicole wants to shower so badly, and Rich asks a hypothetical. What did you tell the DJ not to play at your wedding? They talk about what a unique name is now and what's the new Gertrude. Rich may get to have a cool dad moment with Emmy. And Sara is a silly goose. Nicole is an ex-party girl who just wants the canceled plans. Back-to-back parties for Rich and Sara, while dealing with going through all the kids' old stuff. Rich gets all mushy about Benny and monster poops. Keegan's got stories.

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Frothy May 12, 2026

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On today's show, Rich brings in the sniffles. They laugh over the Kevin Hart roast and the Hulk Hogan documentary. Then Nicole and Sara lay the smack down on Dad, who just is not stepping up with the pics. Rich tells tales of Maui. Dog days with Nicole and Rich worry about making his dad's trip fun, while also having him understand life is filled with kid sports.

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Nips Up May 07, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss new vacation gear. Rich gives a great update, leaving us with warm fuzzies. Who else loves a good nap? They talk about the Met Gala and Bruno Mars. Nicole hates that she thinks she has it all together at the beginning of the week, only to self-implode. But she tells us all to "Nips Up"! Rich also lets us know about BDD's. He also has All-Star woes for Benny's team. Can kids reeeealllllly be elite athletes when they still believe in Santa? Uber safety rules to follow. Nicole took Parker to Puppy Yoga, and the internet trolls were not happy. And Rich got Sara with gophers.

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Rub With Inentions May 05, 2026

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Today's episode starts with a restart... Then Rich and Nicole talk about pickup/dropoff preferences. How kids can earn trust. Parker comes in with some morning announcements. Rich forgets he's so open that people in his life know pod stories. What would Nicole's 'single mom' rules be? Matt goes from surfer bro to lax king. Nicole agrees with Sara about just wanting a good butt rub. Nicole breaks down her lacrosse tourney weekend, and it involves the cops! Got some goodies for Shower Thoughts. Nicole has an existential crisis about birth. Rich found what he wants to be when he grows up.

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Bang It Out Apr 30, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss who is a public figure as big as Michael Jackson...he is compared to Shakespeare. Trying to capture those family moments. Nicole has a homework confession. Matt saves up his big feelings, and Nicole needs him to find a way to release them. Rich wants to know...quality vs convenience, and what is worth it with kids. Iconic TV quotes quiz. A village challenge - dress well for one month and see how you feel. Rich has a top that includes pranks. And Nicole has to reeducate Parker on Madonna.

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Poop Gate Apr 28, 2026

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On today's show, Rich and Nicole break down the weekend. Rich gets the history of his biggest pet peeve. There's a major what would you do, and Nicole calls out Rich on his confrontation claim. When was the last time you went to a street fair or a farmer's market? Nicole learns something about her building's balconies, and it's some sh!t. Rich tells everyone what women want. The digital detox is having its moment in the dating world. And when was the last time you had a childhood treat?

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Three-Legged Race Apr 23, 2026

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On today's episode, Nicole's sleep has been so disrupted that people are saying it's perimenopause knocking on the door. Rich tries to sell the latest show he watches. How do you determine a kid is sick-sick, rather than just whiny? Nicole realized she would just not survive without Matt. Euphoria brings up some OF convos.Rich brings up a quote as a hypothetical, and they talk about life perspective. WWYD with cash on the ground? Because Nicole got bamboozled. And Rich tells us an intimate story that leaves us all laughing.

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Sugar T!ts and Daddy Eggs Apr 21, 2026

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole got on about hair loss and BBL's. They bring in shower thoughts and compare childhood with their kids. And who gave us permission to be raising actual humans?! And thanks to Parker, everyone is about to have a WILD song stuck in their head. There is so much to unpack in this episode, because Rich makes sure everyone knows...he is a bewb expert. Whatever that is.

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Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.