Have Kids, They Said…

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Banana Princess Sep 16, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover everything from dots on the family calendar to Nicole’s trip to see the Savannah Bananas. Benny makes a bold move giving his crush a ring, the Canelo fight gets a recap, and Nicole lets y'all know that butter is not the best color to wear to a wedding. Keegan debuts a burger jingle, Rich asks BBQ advice, and a classic Stanley T. story. They touch on Taylor and the Chiefs, discover that leggings are officially out, and Coach Rich goes head-to-head with Blue while Nicole deals with a babysitter dilemma. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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Itsy Bitsy Sep 11, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole sit with some heavy feelings as they reflect on September 11th and the recent assassination of Charlie Kirk. From there, the tone lightens as they talk about being the itsy bitsy spider, Keegan breaking Matt’s heart by retiring a nickname, and Nicole puts out fires as usual. Rich vents about endless ads and spam texts, Nicole shares her new method for getting kids to clean, and Rich talks about his latest obsession with plums. They also touch on divorce advice, and Parker finds the perfect moment to troll Nicole at a Sweet 16. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who’s feeling all the ups and downs this week.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

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Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Ballsnatcher Sep 09, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Parker is adjusting to middle school—and riding the city bus, while Rich and Nicole chat suburban life and the viral Karen ball snatcher (and whether Karens even know they’re Karens). They dive into celebrity power couples, Matt’s misery over the Dolphins, and someone close to the show doesn't know who Post Malone really is. There’s talk of a bridezilla's tattoo demands, reconnecting with old friends, kids constantly losing stuff, and Rich finally gives the conclusion to the school drama. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who definitely knows all the new slang.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Noodling Sep 04, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is multitasking by doing his fantasy football draft while recording, and Nicole is finally having her first back-to-school night—where of course everything goes wrong. That leads to the big school supply talk, while Parker heading to middle school leaves big shoes for Keegan to fill. They get into teaching old-school manners, Nicole completely loses her mind at the park with Keegan and the “god squad,” and Rich’s plant-daddy heart breaks when his perfect lawn is destroyed by the pool reno—making him feel like a little bitch about it. Rich nerds out as a coach, and Nicole just wants to go to bed. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who’s also hanging on by a thread this school year.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Wax My @ss! Sep 03, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is back and will NOT stand for gaslighting! Rich is officially cringe to Emmy. And Meta glasses on a waxer?! Nicole spills on her Maine trip, Sara regrets having that extra prosecco, and the gang swaps doppelgänger stories before talking marketing tactics on kids. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Wind Blowing Through My Mullet Aug 28, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, guest host Handsome Gabe joins Rich while Nicole’s on birthday vacay. They cover back-to-school chaos, a Taylor Swift engagement, self-driving cars in NYC, how childhood has changed, first cars, teenagers, and the generational gap in social skills. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Hood Rat SH!T Aug 21, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich goes fully unhinged with his thoughts and, honestly, we apologize in advance. But he also wants to know who’s your ultimate boomer baddie goal? They get into pickup basketball and how men and women are so different, the art of giving your partner the assist, and Keegan going full chaos mode when he’s with his boys. Ben’s already sick, and school is just four days in, and Rich is losing it trying to juggle all the kids’ activities. Plus, they share a fun new game you can play with your kids—or with drinks—but heads up… it may or may not have gotten Parker in trouble at camp. Don’t forget to rate, review, and send this to someone whose brain is already fried from back-to-school madness.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Shag Life Aug 19, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole take a nostalgic sip down memory lane with the drinks of the '90s, while we get another Top Jimmy quote. Things get weird (fast) when the question of whether Matt should be neutered comes up—don’t ask. Rich professes his love for a good BLT, and they agree that couples who gossip together, stay together. Rich also shares that he’s officially started demo on the pool, and the real chaos begins when they tackle the awkward line between honesty and oversharing with your kids about your... shag life (shoutout to Sara for that delightful term). Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the friend who still craves a Clearly Canadian.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Taylor & Travis Aug 14, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover everything from man compliments to Travis & Taylor updates, and somehow find out AOL just now canceled dial-up—yes, really. They talk about what it’s like to navigate dating apps after being out of the game, and Nicole vents about getting zero grace when she’s trying to learn something new. And Rich declares his deep hatred for back-to-school shopping. Jimmy brings the laughs, and Nicole sets the record straight with Stan over names. Don’t forget to rate, review, and send this episode to a friend who still remembers their AOL login.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Women like YOU! Aug 12, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole admits she totally botched Parker’s camp pick-up day, while Rich shares all the chaos from his Vegas adventure with his mom and newly single brother Jimmy, who’s officially back on the market. They dig into why millennials are so stressed all the time and what lengths parents might go to in order to stop their kids from doing something risky. Rich wonders if the kids at Universal actually think the dinosaurs are real, and the crew gets into whether sharing your partner’s location is sweet... or kinda creepy. Meanwhile, Sara heads off on a girls trip and Rich gets a little butthurt, and Matt learns that trying to calm Nicole down only makes things worse. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the friend who definitely still believes in Jurassic Park logic.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.