Have Kids, They Said…

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Pen!s Satchel Aug 07, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich kicks things off by proudly declaring his new title as a softball champion—then immediately creates chaos and bounces, as only he can. Sara drops in with a story about "chub-chub," Nicole shares her deep hatred for post-fight apology tours, and Matt can’t stop talking in weird accents thanks to too much binge-watching. They take a nostalgic trip back to the year Rich and Nicole first met, dive way too deep into the world of underwear, and Rich has a late-night run-in that’ll ignite some arachnophobia. Oh, and Matt accidentally butt-dials his sushi order, naturally. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with someone who still remembers their MySpace password.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

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I Think I Know What's Going On Here Aug 05, 2025

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This week, Nicole shares her much-anticipated one phone call with Parker at sleepaway camp. Rich recaps a rare chill day with the family, while Keegan dives into documentaries. The crew debates which chickin’ dippin’ is king, and the village drama keeps on giving. Sara reaches new heights of awkward, and Matt somehow tops it with his own cringey moment. The hosts reflect on what's important in life, whatever happened to Botox guy, and wrap things up with some classic Rich & Nicole advice—real, funny, and probably unsolicited.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Sniff the Stink Jul 31, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole push through—glitches and all. Nicole shares a run-in with a celebrity, they discuss Happy Gilmore 2 (which they loved), and Emmy’s dentist trip. Matt’s not handling Parker’s time away at sleepaway camp too well, and Rich has some strong standards for theme parks. Nicole gets fired up over a social media post about how we are supposed to talk to kids now, and things take a weird turn when something strange shows up on Rich’s screen. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with the most dramatic person you know.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Hummers and Tech Issues Jul 31, 2025

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This week’s episode of Have Kids They Said is last week’s episode… thanks to some classic technical issues. But it’s worth the wait! Nicole hits up a Mets game and navigates peak boy humor, while Rich shares an embarrassing story involving “hummers” that he will never live down. They pay tribute to the legendary Ozzy Osbourne, spill some Morning Mashup drama, and get surprisingly real about life behind the mic. Rich checks off his weekly list, Parker’s sleepaway camp has her family spiraling, and one listener might be bringing extra drama. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share it with your most chaotic friend.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Enema Blaster Jul 29, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich kicks things off by reminding Nicole that Parker’s still at sleepaway camp. From there, Hulk Hogan is remembered, Nicole still hasn’t seen Happy Gilmore 2, and using movie taste as a friendship test. They dive into waterpark thoughts, your kid getting in school fights, and the world of kids and social media. Oh, and in case you were wondering—hookers? Totally fine. It’s the hot nannies you’ve gotta worry about. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with your most unfiltered friend!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Vicious D!ck Game Jul 22, 2025

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On this bonus episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is joined by none other than Rogue Matt—subbing in for Rich and immediately taking things off the rails. The two dive into their Outerbanks vacation, share a few maybe too honest stories (Matt delivers TMI like it’s his job), and attempt to unpack a few couple fights… that Matt’s still not sorry for. It’s raw, it’s unfiltered, and might double as their unofficial couples therapy session. Plus, Parker heads off to sleepaway camp, and Matt blesses us with another round of questionable idioms. Buckle up—this one's real. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with someone who needs a laugh (or therapy).

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Soulmates or is the drugs? Jul 22, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into the hilarious chaos of travel—Rich somehow manages to leave a trail of personal items across the tri-state area, and Nicole confirms they are true friend soulmates (as if there was any doubt). They relive the gang’s unforgettable night out in NYC, debate the pros and cons of Googling yourself, and Rich shares highlights from his family vacation—along with the annoying parts about planning trips for big groups. Plus, should you mildly terrify your child to teach them a life lesson? They discuss. Mets ball drama, and the scandalous tale of the CEO and the hot affair. Don’t forget to rate, review, and tell a friend who needs a laugh today!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Faceless Penis Jul 15, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich checks in from Atlanta where he’s living his MLB All-Star dreams, while Nicole battles a roadside McDonald’s from hell. They get into smutty stories, chip obsessions, AI-filtered faces on dating apps, and how to actually appreciate your generous friends. And Benny’s got one thing to say: “Don’t worry.”

💬 Got thoughts? Questions? Hit us up and don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and share the pod!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

A Cure for Daddy Issues Jul 10, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole are in full catch-up mode as they map out Rich’s NYC visit, reminisce about their old jobs, and try to make sense of the ever-evolving chaos that is tipping culture. Nicole’s fed up with misleading Airbnbs (just say there's no AC!), and Rich opens up about some intense intrusive thoughts that have been hitting lately. They touch on the heartbreak of the Texas floods, reflect on how fast summer's slipping away, and dive into the small ways parents shape their kids—starting with tone. Oh, and Matt’s got a new nickname... and Rich still doesn’t have a “Top That.” Some things never change.

Hit play, then hit us up—we want to hear your wildest Airbnb letdowns or what your parents used to say vs. how they said it.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey Boss Jul 08, 2025

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Rich and Nicole are back and diving into all the usual chaos. This week, they talk about which nicknames are condescending, vacations, and trade shots over who would survive prison longer (spoiler: it's not looking good for Rich). Nicole drops her List of the Week, Rich dishes out advice, and Keegan pulls off a sneaky little Roblox money move. They wrap it all up by answering some wild listener questions for the TFIWK!

Hit follow, leave a review, and send us your best parenting drama — you might just hear it on a future episode!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.