Have Kids, They Said…

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John F'n Williams! Dec 04, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down airport game plans, guilty splurges, and unpack Rich’s latest health fad. They slip into full band-nerd mode...only for Nicole to completely fail a very obvious music icon test, before shifting into how to handle bullies and Matt’s nightly snoring saga.

They talk about adding new kid traditions, Rich shows off his new Black Friday toy, and Nicole… well… gets tooted on. It’s that kind of episode.

Hit play now because you never know what’s going to come out of this show (literally).

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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We Spackockled It Dec 02, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into all things Thanksgiving before questioning whether they should finally check out NADs. They talk about Sara's big plans for the annual Gingerbread Party, the latest social media trends, and Christmas gift shopping. Then things get real as they talk about how no two kids get the same version of their parents. And Nicole drops a moral question that’s definitely about to earn her some hate (and probably Rich, too).

Hit play now! This one’s messy, funny, and guaranteed to spark debate!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

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Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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I'm One Thankful B!tch Nov 27, 2025

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On today’s special Thanksgiving episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dig into the realities of the holiday, starting with that moment every parent dreads when their kids realize animals are, well… meat. Rich steps fully into his Broadway Boy era as they talk about the new Wicked movie, and a basketball hypothetical comes into play.

Sara’s sweet love notes make an appearance, the Annual Gingerbread Fight is back, and Rich and Nicole reflect on staying united when life gets tough. They walk through the changing stages of kids’ wish lists, break down some pranks, and close things out trying to "top that."

Start the episode now—your Thanksgiving prep could use the company!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Don't Burn the Toast Nov 25, 2025

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On today’s new episode of Have Kids They Said, Matt jumps in for Rich. And they kick things off with fellow apartment tenants before things get very real, giving you full fly-on-the-wall access to their unfiltered therapy session. They discuss what's happening with the Wicked press, Tara Reid nostalgia, and Matt was in a movie, then debated if reading at a bar is ok.

Parker’s made a major life decision, they question what makes a home, and talk about being present (and fun?) as parents before wrapping it all up with holiday family madness.

Smash that play button before Matt replaces Rich permanently and we all have to adjust.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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I'd Bang Ulysses Nov 20, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole jump from solo-dining to Nicole’s extremely specific presidential crush, and somehow straight into Labubu and the K-Pop Demon Hunters crashing the Macy’s Day Parade. They gear up for the final Stranger Things season, test their Saved By The Bell knowledge, and Rich reveals that Zack Morris was basically his wingman when he met Sara.

There’s talk of the little blue pill, Nicole’s mouse-related PTSD, Rich grieving his kids’ voices getting older, and the impossible task of breaking serious news to your children. Then they dive into the couple’s “purge” you may want to try, tipping expectations, and Rich’s blind work dinner date.

Hit play now—before they wander into another fever-dream tangent and forget what they were talking about entirely!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Guilt Burgers Nov 18, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole come in HOT with a full apology tour for ghosting you last week, then spiral immediately into old radio flub stories and Matt’s snoring. Rich admits he cried over a TikTok trend (shocking no one), should we quit social media entirely, and they both agree being “on the road” is anything but glamorous.

There’s debate over the nostalgia with Good Night Moon, does where you live even matter, and then absolute chaos as Nicole loses her wedding rings down a Vegas hotel sink. Rich flexes his TSA PreCheck bougie card, introduces us to Pickleball Dickie, assigns more social media trend homework, and gets hilariously pod-jealous.

Hit play before they miss another week and spiral all over again!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

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Throbbing Rod Nov 06, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk about Nicole always trying to figure it out, finding your glimmers, Zillow snooping, and diving deep into their childhoods. Rich fails spectacularly at taking care of a sick Sara, Keegan’s got a wild new homework method, there’s talk of mondo pen!$, tuck-ins that never die, and a FaceTime fail Matt will never live down. Buckle up—it’s unfiltered, unhinged, and undeniably them. Smash play before they delete this one!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Stress Pickle Nov 04, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole talk about Rich loving his daughter hyping him up, the sexiest man alive, Wicked, Dodgers heartbreak, the NYC Marathon, baby naming debates, morning vs. night showers, parenting “what would you do’s,” and Rich calling a family meeting. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and classic chaos—listen now!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Halloween Razzle Dazzle Oct 30, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole get into the Halloween spirit talking costumes, candy picks, and just how much is too much for a pet costume. They dive into skincare and the hunt for the fountain of youth, wonder if suburban life is really in Nicole’s future, and swap stories about mean girls and senior dogs. Plus, Nicole shares an embarrassing cleaning moment, and they dream about quick getaways from the chaos of everyday life. Tune in for laughs, honesty, and a little spooky-season therapy—listen now!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ramen Juice Oct 28, 2025

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, hosts Rich and Nicole talk about: people loving when Nicole tortures Matt, a baby prank, childhood dentist memories, Rich’s ramen nightmare, Nicole’s flat tire fiasco, why you shouldn’t shit talk under your breath, Rich giving an uninterested Nicole NBA history nuggets, and chaotic 6-7 mascot story. Tune in for the laughs and chaos—listen now!

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

Follow on social media:

Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod

Nicole @mashupnicole

Rich @richdavis

and @siriusxm

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.