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RHOC Season 1, Episode 1: Meet The Wives (And Slade) Jan 30, 2024

We venture back to 2006 and meet our first Real Housewives EVER! We have flip phones, Tuscan style kitchens, soundbites for taglines and lack of glam teams. Ahhhhhh, nostalgia. We not only meet our original five housewives: Vicki, Lauri, Jo, Jeana, and Kimberly, but we also meet (and see way too much of) our first super villain and 6th housewife Slade Smiley.

Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 1: Notes Of A Scandoval (Ugh) Feb 04, 2024

Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules is here and we are so over Scandoval. Ariana is an ice queen with a cinnamon stick, Katie is a vibe with fries. We play Spot The Schwartz in his plant filled apartment. Tom's assistant has the worst job ever and Southwest is getting free advertising over and over and over again. Oh, and Scheana makes it all about her.

RHOC Season1, Episode2: Is It Hunting Season Yet? Feb 06, 2024

We learn way too much about the ecosystem of Coto de Caza #savetherabbits. Shane took a gun safety course from Alec Baldwin. Jo attends Kimberly's orientation of the Stepford Wives. Between Slade in his underwear and an eye mask and Uncle Richie hitting on barely legal girls, its too much to take in.

Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 2 Recap: The Ultimate Betrayal Feb 09, 2024

We can't stop talking about Scandoval that we are all collectively over. Ann has the worst job in all of reality tv but is master of playing the ultimate telephone game from hell. Ariana may be in love with Dan, but she is so blinded by hate for Tom that she turns down a free hotel room in lieu of becoming Valley Village Head Snitch In Charge. Pump is closing and we don't care. What we do care about is where to get an ice cold Squirt. Speaking of squirt, James ends the episode pissing on Tom's bush.

RHOC Season 1, Episode 3: Upgrading Has Nothing To Do With You Honey Feb 13, 2024

Botox makes its Real Housewives debut. Slade thinks Jo's face is a petting zoo. Brent is playing hard to get with Slade. Lauri stays at a hotel that requires a hazmat suit. Kimberly and her brunette friend should have been cancelled even back in 2006.

VPR Season 11, Episode 3 Recap: You're Not The Queen Of The Group Feb 16, 2024

Episode 3 is here and brought to you by its sponsor Scheananigans with Scheana Shay. This episode is layered with some heavy stuff but we are so excited that Lisa is opening up a new restaurant in Lake Tahoe so the gang can get together #forlisa. Schwartz gets some balls for a millisecond and Scheana breaks her neck going out of her way to run into Sandoval. You know the episode is good when we end up in the Sur Alley. I go off on the trainwreck that is Billie Lee's new podcast so the recap starts around 8:35. 988 is the suicide and crisis lifeline. Available 24 hours.

RHOC Season 1, Episode 4 Recap: Talk, Talk, Talk Feb 20, 2024

Meet Slade's new assistant Megan who gets harrassed before the age of #metoo. She walked so Ann from Vanderpump can run. Lauri's life keeps throwing her more crap, so much so that she forgets to tip her uber driver. Lake Havasu makes its Housewives debut and Michael's friends have a complaint to file with Bravo HR. And the wives finally all find themselves at the same party and at the same table...don't worry. Slade couln't find a spare chair but still was able to find the camera.

VPR Season 11, Episode 4 Recap: "Dog Days Of Summer" Feb 23, 2024

Tom Sandoval gets cancelled again. Give us all the Lala when it comes to her more self reflective state. Billie Lee thinks cold plunging is a spectator sport. We meet the infamous Jo and she needs to just go. Schwartz ends his day long sober curious journey. Between Scheana, Sandoval, Lala, Ariana and James the NFL should be drafting them on defense. It's a lot of Lisa but we end with a tear filled reunion of a boy and his best mate. Dont forget to subscribe and leave a review!

RHOC Season 1, Episode 5 Recap: Who The F Is Rob? Feb 27, 2024

This season aired back in 2006 so the animals of Coto de Caza are no longer with us but where was Peta? Where was Vanderpump Dogs? And also where is Rob? This episode title was like a combination of a wordle and riddle with no answer. Jeana lets us know in case we are watching this season with our eyes closed and ears covered that she doesn't believe in overparenting. Her worst work Shane gives us a lesson on biomechanics and how not to treat animals. Jo and Slade deliver us another cringe scene and Kimberly's doctor delivers her bad news. Also I cry at the end.

RHOC Season 1, Episode 6 Recap: "Shocking News" Mar 05, 2024

Lauri reveals her close friendship with Hugh Hefner. So close she needs to submit pictures to get into one of his parties. Vicki dry humps her way through her 25th high school reunion and tries to chase down her pixalated ex boyfriend. Slade pulls a Dwight Schrute. Kimberly is getting medical advice from Ask Jeeves. I have a heart attack when I find out the qualifications for an American Express black card. Kimberly's oncologist and Jo are on the same page this episode when they both cut the cancer out. Join the Fluent in Bravo Facebook page. Follow @fluentinbravo on Tik Tok and Instagram Leave a 5 star review and subscribe!

VPR Season 11, Episode 6 Recap: Saw It On The Graham Mar 08, 2024

Scheana ,after starting the show on the backbone of her affair with Brandi Glanville's ex, her two televised weddings, and the cameras following her music "career"', desperately wants to know when it will finally be all about her. Brock wants to namaste the hell away from Scheana during the group's meditation. Katie and Ariana interview people who want to be indefinitely unemployed working at Something About Her. Brock and Sandoval have a sky high fight that is the most basic Hollywood bitch fight ever. Shots (of oxygen) are being inhaled on their boat day . Lala and Scheana are having a jealous girl summer while Scheana cant stay out of her IG mentions. DWTS apparently has auditions and Ariana stole Scheana's spot. It's all happening to Ariana and Katie is the only one ride or die for her. Please leave a 5 star review and subscribe. It's free and makes my day. Join the private Fluent In Bravo facebook group. Join me over on Instagram and Tik Tok @fluentinbravo

RHOC Season 1, Episode 7 Recap: "The Finale" Mar 12, 2024

We are finally at our first Real Housewives finale in Bravo history and it's a banger. We have love triangles, diamond shopping and shitty editing and I'm here for all of it. Vicki and Jeana bid their sons farewell as they both go to college (even though I'm pretty sure Jeana has no idea where Shane is going). Lauri's dating profile is revealed to say "only red flags need apply." Slade is not following the rules from the DMV and we have our first Housewives love triangle. Slade loves Jo. Lauri loves Slade (shudder). The last minute of this finale is EVERYTHING!!!! Can't wait for the reunion next week. Please leave a 5 star review and subscribe! Don't forget to join our private facebook group Fluent In Bravo Follow @fluentinbravo on tik tok and instagram

VPR Season 11 Episode 7 Recap "Written In The Stars" Mar 15, 2024

VPR is back baby! If you have given up on this season it's time to jump back in because the mess has arrived. I am as unhinged as Scheana is in this recap so I apologize for talking at 1.5 speed and swearing like a sailor. Scheana is over Ariana and her breakup with Sandoval being all about Ariana. How dare she? Lala is Scheana's mouthpiece, Katie is speaking on behalf of Ariana and all Ally wants to do is throw everyone out of her house and sage the place. We have too much of Jo and Lisa and too little of Katie vs. Lala. Rumors and nastiness are floating about Jax and gearing us up for the Valley/Village premiere next week. We have a Diet Coke ice cream date, astrology readings, sperm donors and all you can eat meat. This episode was so good. Please leave a 5 star review and subscribe. Follow me @fluentinbravo on tik tok and instagram Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo

RHOC Season 1, Episode 8 Recap: "Reunion" Mar 19, 2024

4/5 of the Housewives reunite to discuss the show and how it has impacted their lives and their email inboxes. The reunion set is a nightmare for the sound guy. Before Andy there was a patio end table. The ladies all got a different message on what the dress code was. Lauri and Jo have a final showdown that amounts to...nothing. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a 5 star review. Follow on tik tok and instagram @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo email is @fluentinbravo.gmail.com

VPR Season 11, Episode 8 Recap: Peaks and Valleys and The Valley Mar 22, 2024

I have a double header for you today as I recap both VPR and The Valley Premiere (starting around the 24 minute mark). I start off the episode with a health update that I'm thrilled to share! Sandoval dusts off his 20 year old pick up lines for girls that totally are not VPR fans and definitely have never heard of Scandoval. Scheana continues her Unhinged with Scheana Shay tour and throws John Mayer under the bus in the process. We get spooky Jo and a riveting turtle story. Sandoval becomes a Scott Peterson apologist. Jax is back and gives us the best 3 minutes of VPR we have had all season. The Valley is here and the cast is a lot. Kristen is back on our screens and we have missed her. Jax is telling Kristen everyone is talking about her too...because he can't stop bringing her and her reproductive choices up. Two of the couples are way too lovely and boring but we love a good trainwreck and Jesse and Michelle are the toxic marriage that we needed to get this show going.

RHOC Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: "The Housewives Are Back Baby!" Mar 26, 2024

Jo heads to the Playboy Mansion and Hugh Hefner files a restraining order against Slade. Sky Tops and bejeweled jeans make a splash in the OC. Jeana stays humble and there aren't enough guard dogs at the Keough's to protect them from Uncle Richie. Lauri may have skipped the math class on degrees but she sure knows how many commas her new boyfriend George has in his bank account. We meet our new housewife Tammy who lost everything in a flood while she was babysitting for Jeana and Jeana shows Tammy her $15,000 necklace. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Don't forget to leave a 5 star review and subscribe! Join us over at our private facebook group @fluentinbravo

The Valley Season 1, Episode 2 Recap: Tit For Tot Mar 29, 2024

Jax puts a lot of thought into his restaurant choice when he takes Kristen to lunch. Everyone is trying to make Nipplegate a thing. Luke wears his emotions on his face. Kristen and Alex play the ultimate he said/she said game. Brittany is on 1.5 speed as Jax's publicist. Janet's baby better bring the drama. Michelle and Jesse still can't stand each other. Follow on all socials @fluentinbravo. Subscribe and rate this episode. It's free. Join our private facebook group at Fluent In Bravo.

VPR Season 11, Episode 9 Recap: Kiss Kiss, Revenge Bang Mar 28, 2024

The BEST episode of the season so far! We have the big reveal that Schwartz and Scheana made out. 55 people need to change their privacy settings. Ariana stays winning and Lala and Scheana stay jealous. Tom's guided meditation made me want a shower for my eyes, and Brock was very willing to get in the mess. We have Mya being rescued by Ariana once again, the best one liner of the year from James Kennedy, Assistant Ann jumping ship and a 25 year old being subjected to Sandoval's flirting. Jo has a breakdown, Katie has a hookup, and Something about Her still isn't open. This episode had so much so please come back to VPR...its getting good. Follow me on socials @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group. Subscribe and leave a 5 star review.

RHOC Season 2, Episode 2 Recap: "Be Nice To The New Girl" Apr 02, 2024

I always forget how this era of Reality TV was like the wild west. Everything goes. This episode provides us with our first ever truly iconic housewives moment and it involves a family van. Lauri gets engaged for money and it has absolutely nothing to do with how loaded George is. Jo and Slade are on the same page about being on different pages. Uncle Richie and Slade in the same scene. My eyes! My eyes! Duff takes a trip down memory lane when he needs to get off his ass and help Tammy. Vicki's dog sitter quits before he even starts. Follow me on all socials @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo Leave a 5 star review and subscribe!

VPR Season 11, Episode 10 Recap: "Line In The Sand" Apr 04, 2024

Ann wants to jump ship from one dirty undies wearer to a slob kabob. I pitch being Sandoval's assistant. Scheana and Brock and Schwartz have decided any camera time on VPR is going to be dedicated to auditioning for The Valley. Lala owes James $150 for pizza. Ariana uses the F word until it loses meaning. The gang can't agree who really tried to kill Mya. Beach Day was a nightmare. Don't forget to subscribe, rate and review! It's free! Instagram: @fluentinbravo Tik Tok: @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The Valley Season 1, Episode 3 Recap: "Doubting Doute" Apr 05, 2024

The Valley is giving off old VPR vibes. Pronouncing Capri is keeping me up at night. Michelle is livid about Kristen spreading a rumor. Zack is livid about Kristen telling everyone he told him the rumor. Jasmine is livid about Kristen telling that Jasmine told Zack the rumor. Janet is livid about Kristen saying that Zack told her the rumor because Jasmine told him. The rumor...that Janet said that Michelle is a Republican and a racist. Only Jesse can piss me off standing up for his wife.

RHOC Season 2, Episode 3 Recap: "Watch Out B..." Apr 16, 2024

We delve more into Tammy and Lou's marriage: Spoiler alert...he was middle aged and she was 18. Gross. Sophie is buying horses and on an online chatroom with Uncle Richie while George and Lauri are playing dress up. Jeana has the very relatable problem of having a house for each of her children. Jo and Slade have an awkward getaway filled with hot air and bad baby jokes. Poor friends rule and rich friends drool. Follow me on socials @fluentinbravo email: fluentinbravo@gmail.com Rate and review

VPR Season 11, Episode 11 Recap: "May The Best Woman Win" Apr 11, 2024

Lala and Scheana reveal themselves to be two faced jealous girlies. Lala should be banned from planning parties. Katie and Schwartz play tonsil hockey with the same nanny. Sandoval takes paintball way too seriously. Ariana and Katie stay winning. Jo finally gets some self respect. Follow on the socials @fluentinbravo Rate and Review email: fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The Valley Season 1, Episode 4 Recap: "Capri Chaos" Apr 12, 2024

Oh how the pronunciation of Capri keeps me up at night. The gang dog piles on Kristen. The dogs attack Brittany and Danny while they set up a romantic night of baby making for Luke. Janet looks guilty as hell rubbing that baby bump. Michelle wonders what secrets that Kristen is keeping safe for her. Jesse wonders what dinner jacket he will wear to the gala. Jax wonders what qualifications Kristen's therapist has. Brittany wonders if she will ever have sex again. We all wonder why the f&*$ Jesse wore THAT jacket to the gala. Follow me on my socials @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo email: fluentinbravo@gmail.com Please rate and review

VPR Season 11, Episode 12 Recap: "How 'd You Like Them Apples?" Apr 21, 2024

Much like my very, very distant relative Taylor Swift this week, I'm doing a double drop of my podcast. And unlike Taylor Swift this week, the VPR cast keeps cranking out music nobody has asked for. The talk of the town is Rachel's sitdown with Bethenny Frankel on one of her 100 podcasts filled with mostly ads. Scheana Shay pulls a Nick Lachey. Lala is in search for a house to host a party to see who's sperm she will be inseminated with. Sandoval is upset nobody is noticing all the work he has done on himself (minus vocal lessons). Schwartz may actually have some common money sense. Scheana hates on Jetta girls. Sandoval clutches his pearls and goes home once Scheana tells him about her new song. Please rate and review and subscribe. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group. fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The Valley Season 1, Episode 5 Recap: "The D Word" Apr 21, 2024

The Valley is the best show Bravo has given us all year. Brittany and Jax's marriage is showing cracks. Speaking of cracks, Jesse is cracking jokes about Michelle disappearing for days with a mystery famous director. Kristen thinks she is 2 minutes pregnant and an empath. The editors do the Lord's work. Nia shares her postpartum journey. Jax turns on his leaf blower more than he turns on Brittany. I make a shocking revelation that I hate myself for regarding Jax Taylor. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Rate, review and subscribe email: fluentinbravo@gmail.com

I'm Getting Divorced & VPR Season 11, Episode 13 Recap: "Jax Attack" Apr 28, 2024

If you don't want to hear about Phil and I deciding to divorce skip to the 12 minute mark. Ex sur employee Jax visits James and Ally and starts in on his hatred for LVP and Katie. Stay toxic Jax. Between Brock's fashion choices and his "career" trajectory, Scheana and Brock will go to The Valley next season. Tom and Katie are post divorce goals. We get a 3 minute montage of the Toms going through a midlife crisis and Schwartz's tattoo artist hates Sandoval more than Ariana. Jax lets Lisa know what he thinks of her in words he doesn't know what they mean. Katie and Jax have a fight that is more like a tea party while Sandoval whispers sweet nothings in Hippie's ear. Scheana and Sandoval go at it by who is going to make everything more about them and the Gang heads to San Francisco next week for their cast trip. Follow me @fluentinbravo on all socials email:fluentinbravo@gmail.com Join our private facebook group

The Valley Season 1, Episode 6 Recap: "Congrats On Your Hair Loss" Apr 28, 2024

The Valley is The Best Show On Bravo and if you aren't watching it I feel bad for you. Kristen's decor is giving old school VPR shitty apartment vibes. Luke hates LA and Kristen hates Colorado so they totally should have a baby together. Jasmine and Jax go on a totally organic lunch date that wasn't set up at all by production. Jax reveals to Jasmine a rumor Kristen told him. Jax gets into a hair loss prevention partnership with a bald man. Michelle has one foot out the door and Jesse has a great idea to go on drugs to get his ego in check while sipping Champagne with the boys. Nia does all the hard labor (pun intended) in her house. Jax's bar business partner's lose Brittany's number. Janet tricks Jasmine into what was said at lunch. Jax and Jesse flirt with Burning Girl Gabby and then the episode concludes with Hallway. Screaming. Cameras. Security. Production...and Kristen FINALLY reveals the real secret that she has been protecting Michelle with. Follow @fluentinbravo

VPR Season 11, Episode 14 Recap "For Old Tom's Sake" May 05, 2024

Lisa is trying to make Penny happen, and Katie and Ariana aren't looking for a threesome. Brock needs a hobby. Sandoval masters the art of opening a door and incorporating LED lights onto his stage costumes. Lala shows off her softer side by facetiming Sandoval instead of texting him to disinvite him to a party he wasn't invited to. Brock growing up Mormon unlocks a core memory for me. Dan goes all the way to San Fransisco to go on the group trip without hanging with the group. Jo does the robot. Schwartz unsuccessfully throws himself at Katie but successfully proposes to Sandoval to be his roomie. Ariana puts Brock in check and I can't stop laughing at the "musical genius" of Sandoval and Scheana talking about their soundcheck. Follow on all platforms @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

VPR Season 11 Finale "Plot Twist" May 11, 2024

Was this a season finale or a series finale? Because I'm ok with VPR going bye bye as long as our faves make their way to The Valley. Im in moving hell but wanted to bring you on episode for the week to recap this finale apparently sponsored by Applebees. Lala and Scheana prove to still be two faced, Brock is the worst, Katie is the ultimate girls girl and Ariana just wants the new espresso martini at Applebee's.

VPR Season 11 Reunion Part 1 Recap May 19, 2024

The first part of the VPR reunion is here and it was just eh. Lala is doing too much. Brock made me tear up and then immediately regret it. Why is Lisa there? Sandoval tells us about his new girlfriend who totally doesnt watch VPR. Ariana stays winning with Katie. Lala think she ate but really her and Scheana just come off as pathetic for camera time. Rate and Review and follow on all socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The Valley Season 1, Episode 9 Recap "The Big Bear Bombshell" May 22, 2024

I still can't believe that they aren't doing a reunion for this show but whatever. Zack hates pink booties and the spy that goes with them. Janet continues to be a mean girl. Luke and Kristen basically don't talk about anything important in their relationship but want a baby. We start to see the biggest of cracks in Brittany and Jax's marriage. Danny starts to cry. Michelle hates Jesse and so much more in this episode.

VPR Season 11 Reunion Part 2 May 27, 2024

This second part of the VPR could have been an email but here we are. Happy Memorial Day and wanted to give you a little holiday treat by recapping this snoozefest of a reunion but at least there is still plenty to snark on. Something About Her is open and Ariana and Katie are ready to serve Lala a juicy sandwich filled with crow. Scheana makes everything about her...or tries to. John Mayer is getting his lawyers ready and restraining order in place. Jo is as chaotic as we expect. Ariana contines her PR tour and Brock and Lisa double as scenery. Please rate and review. Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo as well as follow on all the socials fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The Valley Recap, Season 1 Episode 10: "Babymoon Mayhem" May 27, 2024

Michelle "admits" the rumors that Kristen are spreading are true. Jax proves to be a real jerk. Jesse shells out marriage advice while his marriage is done. Janet loses her shit. Zach proves to be the biggest troll of all time. The way these men talk down to all of the women is disgusting but can't stop watching.

VPR Reunion Part 3: The Reunion That Could Have Been An Email Jun 04, 2024

Imagine a VPR reunion so boring that Jax and Brittany get dragged into it and they aren't even on the cast anymore. I have been a VPR fan from the beginning but it might just be time to say it's the end. James and Sandoval flex their vocabulary skills. I make Bethenny Frankel a source of my newest tangent. Scheana says she wishes Ariana would have watched all the episodes instead of clips to get the full picture of all the backstabbing that her and Lala were doing. Andy drops the bomb of showin gthe last 5 minutes of the reunion and Scheana's eyes couldn't be bigger.Ariana stays classy and Lala begrudgingly eats a Something about Her sandwich. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbrav fluentinbravo@gmail.com Rate and Review

VPR Season 11 Secrets Revealed Jun 13, 2024

Just when you think VPR is a wrap, Peacock released a secrets revealed episode. Jo and Schwartz eat unlimited breadsticks that is complimented nicely with a glass of 2023 salad dressing. Twas a good year. Scheana gets her stalking from her mama. We finally get into the real numbers of how much money it takes to run Sandoval and Ariana's mansion of hell. James spends way too much money on a box of Pasta while launching Ally's music career. Follow @fluentinbravo on all the socials email fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The Valley Recap Season 1, Episode 11 "Darkside Danny" Jun 20, 2024

This Big Bear trip is endless and would have been so much better with Zack and Kristen. The boys are fishing for gossip more than fish. Danny is drunker than Dorinda Medley. Janet shows up in full glam to her "surprise" baby shower. The gang heads down for naps before they need to get up for dinner. Jasmine 9th wheels it at the couple's fantasy dinner. Brittany admits she would totally divorce Jax. Jax and Jesse continue the banter of who has the worse marriage. Follow me on all my socials @fluentinbravo email: fluentinbravo@gmail.com Don't forget to rate and review.

The Valley Season 1 Finale Recap "Opening Bars, Closing Chapters" Jun 20, 2024

Jax's opening is coming and we are all excited that the gang is back together. This episode was worth the watch just to hear Zack call out "croc of shit boots". The confrontations of the group are great but the time jump is even better. Michelle asked for a divorce 3 days after filming wrapped, Brittany moved out of her house and into an Air bnb. Zack got a boyfriend. Kristen got lipo. I still think its a tragedy that we didn't get a reunion but so happy everyone is back except for Nia and Danny's functional marriage. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Rate, and 5 star reviews. Subscribe!

RHOC Season 2, Episode 4 Recap Jul 02, 2024

We Are Back!!! After a long hiatus, we are back to recapping our vintage housewives episodes from where it all started the OC and OMG this season was better than I remembered. Vicki and Donn fight over a pug. Tammy doesn't like pit bulls. Jo takes a job in LA. Lauri and Jo finally discuss the Slade of it all and his habit of double dipping. Jo replaces Slade for Shane and she is clearly attracted to red flags. Jo and Slade fight AGAIN. Everytime I think these two are broken up, they act like they are still together and we are tired. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe.

RHOC Season 2, Episode 5 Recap "Stranger In Your House" Jul 10, 2024

Favorite Episode Yet! We continue our RHOC trip down memory lane and Oh Canada is playing in my head on repeat because Shane found a girl willing to fly from Canada to meet him and its Ms. Ontario South herself. Lauri and George ditch Josh and take the rest of the family to Hawaii. Jo is our first housewife transitioning to a singing "career". Duff is getting mixed signals from Tammy who is totally over him but also totally giving him kisses on the lips. Weird. Shane continues his journey on becoming the most vile man on the OC while being horrible to Tammy, a jerk to Colton and not getting a variety of Ensure flavors for Ms. Ontario South. Jo has a birthday that doesn't include Slade and Slade shares a porkchop with a lady that definitely isn't Jo. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com Rate, review (5 stars only) and subscribe so you don't miss an episode!

RHOC Recap Season 2, Episode 6 "Studio, Jewelry and Babies" Jul 15, 2024

We have a very PG-13 rated episode for you since my youngest was in and out of the room while I recorded this episode but the end of this episode and the cuteness was everything. Lauri is leaving the insurance business behind to make money with her hands and George is backing her. Jo and Slade meet up with Won G and Bob to produce her next megahit that nobody has heard of. Vicki and Duff make out. Lindsey crawls through heaven and earth to make a house party happen. Vicki pursues a career as a stand up comic and Jeana lets us know the secret to her marriage with Matt. Jo lets us all know the secret to her muscial prowess...Starbucks. Rate, Review And Subscribe! Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

My Big Fat Fabulous Life Season 12 Episode 1 Recap: Since U Been Gone Jul 15, 2024

Whitney Way Thore is back baby! How this woman has got a reality tv show for 12 seasons is beyond me but here we are. We are back in Greensboro with Whitney and she has just returned from France to visit her on again and now permanently off again boyfriend "The French Man". Things are going not so great for our Whitney as she goes through the episode crying from one ex boyfriend and his new bride to the other. Things start to look up when a man does deliver flowers to her but unfortunately its not a match. She ponders if she is in the midst of a midlife crisis but says she is desperate....to get her life back on track. Follow me on all my socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

My Big Fat Fabulous Life Season 12 Episode 2 Recap: Country Grammar Jul 22, 2024

Whitney Way Thore lasted one whole episode (but not really) without obsessing over a man but Kenny came into her life this episode with cap in hand and a squirrel in his pocket. The Thore family heads to Kentucky to hang out with the normal side of the family. Whitney makes out with a deer, bails on axe throwing once she realizes she isn't good at it, and tries to seduce Kenny over some tongue action with candy. The episode ends with Whitney getting a date for Jaime's wedding and honestly her and Kenny seem perfect together. Glenn and Hunter choose to sit at the kid's table. fluentinbravo@gmail.com follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Don't forget to give me a 5 star review, rate and subscribe.

RHOC Season 18 Premiere Recap: Exes and OCs Jul 22, 2024

The Real Housewives of the OC are so back and so is Jesus Jugs herself: Alexis Bellino. Shannon reflects on her DUI and how it was meant to tell her who her friends are...not that maybe she should give the sober life a whirl. Shannon has an issue with Tamra, Tamra has an issue with Shannon, Jenn is getting evicted and now Gina is pissed at her. Oh how we missed our girls. Alexis and Johnny J are hot and heavy and Shannon insists she isn't at all jealous but that its more about the lawsuit Alexis' ex hubby Jim filed on Tamra and Shannon and not at all about his big old penis (Gina's words not mine). Rate, subscribe, review. Follow me on all my socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

My Big Fat Fabulous Life Season 12 Episode 3 Recap: Everybody Have Fun Aug 04, 2024

Join me in my parents' basement for another recap of this absolute whit show! Whitney continues to make everyone uncomfortable in every single way. Her romance is no more with Kenny and the squirrel in his pocket and is now contemplating Craigslist for a potential date for her niece's wedding. Whitney forces Glenn in a wig. #saveglenn. Hunter meets a...woman named...Karen. Whitney reminds us she is single. Angie gets the honor of shaving Whitney's armpits...a true Thore family tradition. The gang goes to Hunter's movie premiere in what looks like an abandoned discount theater. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

My Big Fat Fabulous Life Season 12, Episode 4 Recap: Tis The Season Aug 05, 2024

Another recap from my parents' basement and this episode Whitney is back baby! Whitney lets Glenn and Goose have some sunshine and exercise for good behavior. Glenn drops in on Hunter and Karen on a date while Whitney doesn't want her dad to not interrupt as she continues to interrupt them multiple times. Tal and Whitney share tears while looking at Balls. Whitney dresses like the Statue of Liberty for her Christmas themed party. Buddy's wife and her expressions are the only thing I'm focused on (besides the catered burritos) for the remainder of the party. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

RHOC Season 18, Episode 2 Recap: "Rent And Reputations" Aug 05, 2024

Alexis lets us know how important a D can be. Shannon reminds us that her beef with Alexis totally isn't about her dating Johnny J and is about the lawsuit. Shannon also lets us know how Johnny Js smile is only bigger now because of his new teeth and totally NOT because of Alexis. We learn more about Katie and her life and its boring. Gina and Shannon have a moment. Gina and Jenn finally confront each other about the eviction. Jenn takes Gina's croissant in a doggie bag. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

My Big Fat Fabulous Life Season 12, Episode 5 Recap: "Bach Party" Aug 11, 2024

Whitney Way Thore is back to making everything about her. We get a whiteboard scene for the first 20 minutes of the episode and TLC is literally working with nothing. Whitney and Hunter plot to keep her father's house against his wishes. Whitney has the checkbook, Hunter has the guitar. Whitney plans for Jaime's bachelorette and body shames her fiancé in the process. Angie shows up and continues to get shit for her drinking and being married while Whitney insists she was engaged twice. Whitney keeps insisting she doesn't drink while she drinks because she is the fun aunt. And the cliffhanger...I just can't. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

My Big Fat Fabulous Life Season 12, Episode 6 Recap: "Private Dancer" Aug 18, 2024

DO NOT PLAY A DRINKING GAME EVERY TIME WHITNEY SAYS SHE IS SINGLE AND ALMOST 40! Whit is unbearable in this episode. Whitney commits a misdemeanor on her niece while I can never eat a cucumber again. Also Whitney is single and almost 40. Whitney surprises her niece with a gift and making it all about how she is almost 40 and single. Whit takes the ladies on the town, and reminds them how she is single and 40. Whit shows Angie the Thore family home, while reminding her she is 40 and single. Jessica accompanies Whitney to the fertility doc for a pointless appointment while Whitney puts Jessica's fertility struggles on blast. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

RHOC Season 18, Episode 3 Recap: " Red Flags and Flag Football" Aug 18, 2024

The ladies get together for the most boring flag football game of all time. Emily is feeling herself a little too much and her biggest story line is Shane and his Big Gulps. Gym drama follows Shannon and Alexis. Katie comes in with a plot to take Heather down for an instagram tag. My recap is less than 20 minutes for a reason. 5 star reviews and subscribe would ya? Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

My Big Fat Fabulous Life Season 12, Episode 7 Recap: "Heaven is a place on Earth" Aug 25, 2024

This episode was classic Whit. We had a nod to her affinity for peeing in water with other people in it and then telling them about it. We have her saying she is childless...almost 40...and single. We have her being a shit friend while stuffing her face with pickles. But as predictable as Whitney is, above all else she is clueless as to why she is still single, childless and 40. Lenny becomes a shining beacon of hope and Todd has Stockholm syndrome. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

MBFFL Season 12, Episode 8 Recap: "Who Let The Dogs Out" Sep 08, 2024

Matchmaker, matchmaker make Whitney a match! Alessandra Conti, matchmaker to the stars wants Whitney to ask a man to mansplain to her and take her dog to a dog park instead of just to the nearest couch or bed. Construction at Glenn's is going ok as long as Whitney stays 250 feet away from all of the workers. Whitney gets stretched and begs for compliments the entire time. Goosie Girl gets to finally go to the dog park where we meet Handy Andy, Single Phil who's girlfriend just goes to a different school and a 22 year old Simon who is totally interested in Whitney and not at all a paid actor. The episode ends with an awkward chitty chat about Whit's ho phase with the best possible audience for it. Her dad and her brother. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Like and subscribe!

MBBFL Season 12, Episode 9 Recap: "Higher Love" Sep 08, 2024

Whitney and Stockholm Syndromer Todd take flamenco. Whitney can't stop bringing up Kenny and how he won't leave her alone. Whitney turns her dating profile shoot into NSFW. The pickle makes another appearance. The gang heads to Jaime's wedding where Kenny keeps getting brought up by Whitney. Tal and Jessica wonder where their paycheck is this episode and Whitney wonders why her dress is too big and alcohol keeps touching her virgin mouth. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Subscribe and review!

My Big Fat Fabulous Life Recap: "In Your Room" Sep 20, 2024

Whitney decides to take another dance class with Todd after realizing that is how she got this show in the first place. Whitney makes a love connection with a beam. Todd can totally come to her bday party in Spain...with strings attached. Whitney is excited to get away since her privileged life has been so hard on her. Glenn prepares for his room reveal and can't wait to move back in and get away from Whit. Whit reveals her relationship with the beam didn't work out so she found an extreme sports blur to fall in love with. Tap tries to get a word in and shares his mental health struggles while Whitney shouts Tal's news from the rooftops. Whitney traumatizes Todd one more time with her dating site pics while making him sit on the floor. Follow me on all social media @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo.com Subscribe, rate and review! Its free!

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 1 Recap: "A House Divided Cannot Stand" Sep 22, 2024

We get a new opening with our OG 3 lighter and brighter and our black sheep of the family Kody and Robyn. 3 Rings have now dropped and chills. Kody and Robyn find out how loans work now that Janelle and Meri are no longer contributing to the family pot. Mykelti and Tony have a Vegas themed Baby Sprinkle filled with bagels and tension. Meri wasn't invited. Kody learns all about the happenings in his family from a producer. Meri has a friend besides Just Jenn who hates Kody as much as the rest of us. Janelle only thinks of Kody when she wants her money back. Christine tells us how much she loves being single...after we already witnessed her wedding special. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Rate, review and subscribe. Help a single mom out! fluentinbravo@gmail.com

My Big Fat Fabulous Life Season 12, Episode 11 Recap: "Despacito" Sep 28, 2024

The gang gets together to travel 24 hours by plane ride to Spain for Whitney (and Todd's) but mostly Whitney's bday. I don't know if you know this but she is turning 40. And she is single. And she is childless. Whitney has been so busy she hasn't been checking all the Spanish men that have been messaging her but narrows in on Juan (aka El Bluro). Whitney wants a totally casual thing that involves her to message him all night, have several FaceTime calls, set up a triple date with family and friends and want to sleep with him...so casual. Whitney takes her dirty white sneakers for Flamenco round 2. Whitney doesn't pee in the hot tub but does point out Jessica's insecurities. The gals go dress shopping and Juan never shows...leaving Whitney devastated for a man she never even met. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com Rate, review, subscribe.

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 2 Recap: "Let There Be Light" Sep 28, 2024

Hey kids. The phrase of the day is "financial abuse" and this episode of Sister Wives is going to show you what not to do in a marriage. Janelle and Maddy go on a drive. Janelle is serving financial deets (FINALLY) and Maddy is serving face. Robyn says she doesn't understand why Janelle feels she is owed money...while living in the house that Janelle paid the down payment for. Christine lets us know how happy she is being single, even though we saw her wedding special. Meri loves that Kody is getting his Karma in the form of Janelle. Kody hated Meri more than Meri hated Spearmint. Robyn says the other women just don't get how good she is at budgeting while not working a day in the life of her marriage to the family. Kody is cosplaying Rose on the Titanic. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com Rate, review, subscribe.

My Big Fat Fabulous Life Season 12, Episode 12 Recap: "Dark Horse" Oct 13, 2024

Its the finale of a season where not much happened to our Whitney but I didn't hate this episode. Isaiah shows us his mcblur on the beach. Karen is a big dork. Whitney shows remnants of her old self that we fell in love with for a brief moment in time. We have a dance with horses and a joint bday party with only one guest getting gifts. Whitney rediscovers her love for dance and I rediscover going off on tangents. Please follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 3 Recap "Am I My Brother's Keeper" Oct 17, 2024

The family reunites for a family wedding that we don't get to see...but Kody lets us know how ignored he was and how the rest of the family faked having fun without him. Kody and Robyn prove they can have fun too with their two grown daughter, the tenders and them playing a rousing game of Jenga on the floor with fancy Carmel apples served up on fine china. We get Janelle saying the quiet part out loud and calling Kody and Robyn bad parents and Mykelti and Tony have their twins with Robyn and Christine both there. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 4 Recap: "How The Mighty Have Fallen" Oct 19, 2024

Robyn shows how selfless she is is by sleeping on a mattress. She also shows off her psychic skills by predicting that a baby has to poop. Christine starts to date David and my psychic skills tell me this is the man that she is going to marry as well as have a 2 part wedding special featured on TLC. Kody and Robyn try to manipulate the audience with a scene that they rehearse but quickly falls apart when Kody forgets they are acting. The family spends Thanksgiving apart but nobody invites Meri. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Sister Wives Season 19 Episode 5 Recap: "The Year of Release" Oct 19, 2024

Mykelti keeps on Mykeltiing and sharing she ate her placenta, but Robyn did it first. Breastfeeding is discussed while Avalon files a restraining order for Kody. Meri gets a spirtual release from her marriage from Kody on the grounds of abandonment. She would tell Kody but her number is blocked. Janelle and Gabe roast Robyn and Kody while eating eggs with spoons and Robyn realizes she can't give her kids a perfect Christmas without Janelle and Meri's paycheck. Follow @fluentinbravo on all the socials fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 6 Recap: "He Delivered Me From All My Fears" Oct 25, 2024

Robyn and Kody spend Christmas without the other Sister Wives...money. Kody is excited to spend Christmas with his fave wife and with all of their presents...he means to stay present. Tony and Mykelti have one Christmas wish, and that is to have more camera time. Christine is celebrating the Christmas season by talking about David, how beautiful David is, how perfect David is and how David is the complete opposite of Kody. Meri gets gaslit by Kody. Janelle wants to lawyer up and buy property with Maddie and fam. follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 7 Recap "Labor of Love" Nov 03, 2024

Kody jumps for the opportunity to help Meri pack her shit and get out of state. Kody thinks Meri feels lighter as she keeps drinking out of her cup. Christine and David look at wedding venues despite being together after only 6 weeks. Kody lets us know multiple times how the only thing he is guilty is not marrying for love and obligation and how offended he is. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo 5 star reviews please and subscribe!

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 8 Recap "A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing" Nov 06, 2024

We got a traditional Brown family meal of Haystacks and Japanese Sundaes with Christine's side of the family. Christine tongues David and Tony tries to shock. Janelle is ready to lawyer up to get her stake of Coyote Pass and has a sit down with Kody who is trying to salvage his relationship with Janelle's bank account. Meri celebrates her birthday with her chosen family with the reveal of her carriage house makeover. Spoiler alert: The only ugly thing in the carriage house now is the clothing she is peddling. Christine and David go ring shopping. Spoiler alert: Christine's ring is uglier than Meri's clothing she is peddling. Please follow and subscribe. Follow @fluentinbravo

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 9 Recap "Baptism By Fire" Nov 17, 2024

This episode had it all. Janelle and Meridian having a sit down. Christine and David and Meri having a moment. Kody and his shy wife Robyn meeting David. Oh and a horrible intermission of House Hunters: Sister Wives Edition. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 10 Recap: "A Man After My Own Heart" Nov 22, 2024

Christine may have fallen love with David at record pace but David has my heart after this episode by roasting Mykelti and Tony and accepting are feral Truly just as she is. Meri laughs to not cry, and lets Robyn, Kody and the tenders (even though she never gets to see them) know she is leaving in mere weeks and all she wants is Kody to drive her truck up to Utah. David proposes to Christine and buys a house all in one episode. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Like, subscribe and review!

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 11 "The Eleventh Hour" Nov 26, 2024

Meri will find any way to spend her anniversary with Kody, even if its tricking him into moving her out of state. Meri takes it from the back. Christine surprises no-one with her engagement to David. Janelle lets us know once again being the family treasurer gave her a drinking problem. Robyn kills the vibe by making it all about herself.

Sister Wives Recap Season 19, Episode 12 "Put Your House In Order" Dec 08, 2024

Meri wonders if she made the right choice after Kody gets "emotional" in front of the cameras. Jenn tells Kody to back off her BFF. Our little Savannah graduates from High School and Kody isn't invited but Grandpa David is. Coyote Pass is paid off and never have we seen our lil gold digger Robyn with such a smile on her face. Even stuffed Jesus is impressed. Kody tries to math his way out of getting the land appraised and Meri makes everyone uncomfortable with her "jokes". Kody and his curls take a man trip to Vegas where he longingly looks at the cul de sac before security shows up. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Subscribe and review.

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 13 "Give Up The Ghost" Recap Dec 13, 2024

Well if this isn't the biggest snooze fest of an episode? Meri listens to self help books for 3 hours to chat with her friends about leaving Kody. Christine goes wedding dress shopping and cake tasting for a wedding we HAVE ALREADY SEEN! Robyn's grown ass daughters ask permission from Mommy to go to church. Please follow along on all the socials @fluentinbravo

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 14 "The Truth Will Set You Free" Jan 05, 2025

Romance is in the air, with a hint of bullshit as Kody and Robyn head to date night and give the 15th version of how they met. Christine and David are setting world records left and right for how many prewedding parties you can have before a wedding. Meri hits the bottle and the road with Jenn to visit their friend Brandi in Vegas. The trio shit talks Kody and Robyn while just sittin there. Please like, subscribe, review! Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 15 "Faith Can Move Mountains" Jan 05, 2025

Meri is on her "Kody is going to want me back so bad tour" with her parading her babysitters...er, I mean friends and with her parties and Karma shirt. She throws herself a party in Parowan cracking herself up with screw jokes and draining pickles. Christine and David have another wedding shower. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Christine tries on her wedding dress for her daughters, it just needs a little cinch in that waist. Robyn and her little women go church shopping and Robyn does all the talking. We get a better understanding of the legal divorce/catfishing timeline. Like, subscribe and follow. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 16 "A time to weep, A time to laugh" Jan 11, 2025

It pays for Robyn to have no muscle tone to tense up because she flew off that ATV with a vengeance. Robyn is acting harder than she does daily that she loves Kody. Kody proves that he hasn't take the basic of first aid courses. I don't know if you know this, but Christine is getting married! But not this episode, next episode. Meri proves how Kody is no longer pulling the strings and controlling her by spending her afternoon doing his bidding. Please like, subscribe and review! Im tired of working 2 jobs!

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 17 "Love Is Patient, Love is Kind" Part 1 Feb 08, 2025

Love is Patient and so are you guys for waiting forever for these episodes to drop. Also this is in two parts because my laptop is on its last legs. I don't know if you know this but Christine is Getting Married. I start the episode dumping all my medical trauma. Mykelti tries to steal the spotlight multiple times. Kody has FOMO and Robyn "wishes them well". Tony tries to produce. Honestly the most exciting part of this episode was watching some of the relationship dynamics watching Kody go full on squirrel and cut down a tree. Stay tuned for part 2 for a very personal wedding story and being happy for Christine's happy ending. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo and join our private Facebook group "fluent in bravo"

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 17 "Love Is Patient, Love Is Kind" Part 2 Feb 08, 2025

Wrapping up Christine and David's wedding episode (finally) and I share a little family story about the cringiest thing I have ever seen with my eyes. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Join our private Facebook group @fluentinbravo

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 18 "Money Is The Root Of All Evil" Recap Feb 08, 2025

We are finally at the point of the timeline where we are past Christine and David getting married. Jenn and Meri are just sittin there on the porch with Meri's new pooch Zona and Kody lets it be known that Meri needs to ditch that bitch, and he doesn't mean the dog. Meri sends an email and CCs Janelle. Kody meets up with a realtor who he mistakes for his new best bro and therapist. Janelle buys some land in North Carolina and Christine buys a short term rental in Moab. Meri has her eyes set on a new man. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Join our private Facebook group Fluent in Bravo Like, subscribe, review!

Sister Wives Season 19, Episode 19 "Behold I Come Like A Thief" Feb 09, 2025

Janelle and Meri lawyer up. Christine and David Road Trip to Moab and show up why two Disney adults should never be allowed to decorate. Robyn gives us a sweet story of how her mom was the other woman. Ari is a child and gets reprimanded. Solomon finally gets to spend some time outdoors. Meri and Janelle start a game plan to get what's theirs out of Coyote Pass. We get an in depth analysis of each wife's policy on door knocking. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo Like, subscribe and review

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