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VPR Season 11, Episode 10 Recap: "Line In The Sand" Apr 04, 2024

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Ann wants to jump ship from one dirty undies wearer to a slob kabob. I pitch being Sandoval's assistant. Scheana and Brock and Schwartz have decided any camera time on VPR is going to be dedicated to auditioning for The Valley. Lala owes James $150 for pizza. Ariana uses the F word until it loses meaning. The gang can't agree who really tried to kill Mya. Beach Day was a nightmare. Don't forget to subscribe, rate and review! It's free! Instagram: @fluentinbravo Tik Tok: @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

RHOC Season 2, Episode 2 Recap: "Be Nice To The New Girl" Apr 02, 2024

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I always forget how this era of Reality TV was like the wild west. Everything goes. This episode provides us with our first ever truly iconic housewives moment and it involves a family van. Lauri gets engaged for money and it has absolutely nothing to do with how loaded George is. Jo and Slade are on the same page about being on different pages. Uncle Richie and Slade in the same scene. My eyes! My eyes! Duff takes a trip down memory lane when he needs to get off his ass and help Tammy. Vicki's dog sitter quits before he even starts. Follow me on all socials @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo Leave a 5 star review and subscribe!

The Valley Season 1, Episode 2 Recap: Tit For Tot Mar 29, 2024

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Jax puts a lot of thought into his restaurant choice when he takes Kristen to lunch. Everyone is trying to make Nipplegate a thing. Luke wears his emotions on his face. Kristen and Alex play the ultimate he said/she said game. Brittany is on 1.5 speed as Jax's publicist. Janet's baby better bring the drama. Michelle and Jesse still can't stand each other. Follow on all socials @fluentinbravo. Subscribe and rate this episode. It's free. Join our private facebook group at Fluent In Bravo.

VPR Season 11, Episode 9 Recap: Kiss Kiss, Revenge Bang Mar 28, 2024

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The BEST episode of the season so far! We have the big reveal that Schwartz and Scheana made out. 55 people need to change their privacy settings. Ariana stays winning and Lala and Scheana stay jealous. Tom's guided meditation made me want a shower for my eyes, and Brock was very willing to get in the mess. We have Mya being rescued by Ariana once again, the best one liner of the year from James Kennedy, Assistant Ann jumping ship and a 25 year old being subjected to Sandoval's flirting. Jo has a breakdown, Katie has a hookup, and Something about Her still isn't open. This episode had so much so please come back to VPR...its getting good. Follow me on socials @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group. Subscribe and leave a 5 star review.

RHOC Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: "The Housewives Are Back Baby!" Mar 26, 2024

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Jo heads to the Playboy Mansion and Hugh Hefner files a restraining order against Slade. Sky Tops and bejeweled jeans make a splash in the OC. Jeana stays humble and there aren't enough guard dogs at the Keough's to protect them from Uncle Richie. Lauri may have skipped the math class on degrees but she sure knows how many commas her new boyfriend George has in his bank account. We meet our new housewife Tammy who lost everything in a flood while she was babysitting for Jeana and Jeana shows Tammy her $15,000 necklace. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Don't forget to leave a 5 star review and subscribe! Join us over at our private facebook group @fluentinbravo

VPR Season 11, Episode 8 Recap: Peaks and Valleys and The Valley Mar 22, 2024

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I have a double header for you today as I recap both VPR and The Valley Premiere (starting around the 24 minute mark). I start off the episode with a health update that I'm thrilled to share! Sandoval dusts off his 20 year old pick up lines for girls that totally are not VPR fans and definitely have never heard of Scandoval. Scheana continues her Unhinged with Scheana Shay tour and throws John Mayer under the bus in the process. We get spooky Jo and a riveting turtle story. Sandoval becomes a Scott Peterson apologist. Jax is back and gives us the best 3 minutes of VPR we have had all season. The Valley is here and the cast is a lot. Kristen is back on our screens and we have missed her. Jax is telling Kristen everyone is talking about her too...because he can't stop bringing her and her reproductive choices up. Two of the couples are way too lovely and boring but we love a good trainwreck and Jesse and Michelle are the toxic marriage that we needed to get this show going.

RHOC Season 1, Episode 8 Recap: "Reunion" Mar 19, 2024

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4/5 of the Housewives reunite to discuss the show and how it has impacted their lives and their email inboxes. The reunion set is a nightmare for the sound guy. Before Andy there was a patio end table. The ladies all got a different message on what the dress code was. Lauri and Jo have a final showdown that amounts to...nothing. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a 5 star review. Follow on tik tok and instagram @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo email is @fluentinbravo.gmail.com

VPR Season 11 Episode 7 Recap "Written In The Stars" Mar 15, 2024

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VPR is back baby! If you have given up on this season it's time to jump back in because the mess has arrived. I am as unhinged as Scheana is in this recap so I apologize for talking at 1.5 speed and swearing like a sailor. Scheana is over Ariana and her breakup with Sandoval being all about Ariana. How dare she? Lala is Scheana's mouthpiece, Katie is speaking on behalf of Ariana and all Ally wants to do is throw everyone out of her house and sage the place. We have too much of Jo and Lisa and too little of Katie vs. Lala. Rumors and nastiness are floating about Jax and gearing us up for the Valley/Village premiere next week. We have a Diet Coke ice cream date, astrology readings, sperm donors and all you can eat meat. This episode was so good. Please leave a 5 star review and subscribe. Follow me @fluentinbravo on tik tok and instagram Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo

RHOC Season 1, Episode 7 Recap: "The Finale" Mar 12, 2024

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We are finally at our first Real Housewives finale in Bravo history and it's a banger. We have love triangles, diamond shopping and shitty editing and I'm here for all of it. Vicki and Jeana bid their sons farewell as they both go to college (even though I'm pretty sure Jeana has no idea where Shane is going). Lauri's dating profile is revealed to say "only red flags need apply." Slade is not following the rules from the DMV and we have our first Housewives love triangle. Slade loves Jo. Lauri loves Slade (shudder). The last minute of this finale is EVERYTHING!!!! Can't wait for the reunion next week. Please leave a 5 star review and subscribe! Don't forget to join our private facebook group Fluent In Bravo Follow @fluentinbravo on tik tok and instagram

VPR Season 11, Episode 6 Recap: Saw It On The Graham Mar 08, 2024

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Scheana ,after starting the show on the backbone of her affair with Brandi Glanville's ex, her two televised weddings, and the cameras following her music "career"', desperately wants to know when it will finally be all about her. Brock wants to namaste the hell away from Scheana during the group's meditation. Katie and Ariana interview people who want to be indefinitely unemployed working at Something About Her. Brock and Sandoval have a sky high fight that is the most basic Hollywood bitch fight ever. Shots (of oxygen) are being inhaled on their boat day . Lala and Scheana are having a jealous girl summer while Scheana cant stay out of her IG mentions. DWTS apparently has auditions and Ariana stole Scheana's spot. It's all happening to Ariana and Katie is the only one ride or die for her. Please leave a 5 star review and subscribe. It's free and makes my day. Join the private Fluent In Bravo facebook group. Join me over on Instagram and Tik Tok @fluentinbravo

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