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VPR Season 11 Finale "Plot Twist" May 11, 2024

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Was this a season finale or a series finale? Because I'm ok with VPR going bye bye as long as our faves make their way to The Valley. Im in moving hell but wanted to bring you on episode for the week to recap this finale apparently sponsored by Applebees. Lala and Scheana prove to still be two faced, Brock is the worst, Katie is the ultimate girls girl and Ariana just wants the new espresso martini at Applebee's.

VPR Season 11, Episode 14 Recap "For Old Tom's Sake" May 05, 2024

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Lisa is trying to make Penny happen, and Katie and Ariana aren't looking for a threesome. Brock needs a hobby. Sandoval masters the art of opening a door and incorporating LED lights onto his stage costumes. Lala shows off her softer side by facetiming Sandoval instead of texting him to disinvite him to a party he wasn't invited to. Brock growing up Mormon unlocks a core memory for me. Dan goes all the way to San Fransisco to go on the group trip without hanging with the group. Jo does the robot. Schwartz unsuccessfully throws himself at Katie but successfully proposes to Sandoval to be his roomie. Ariana puts Brock in check and I can't stop laughing at the "musical genius" of Sandoval and Scheana talking about their soundcheck. Follow on all platforms @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The Valley Season 1, Episode 6 Recap: "Congrats On Your Hair Loss" Apr 28, 2024

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The Valley is The Best Show On Bravo and if you aren't watching it I feel bad for you. Kristen's decor is giving old school VPR shitty apartment vibes. Luke hates LA and Kristen hates Colorado so they totally should have a baby together. Jasmine and Jax go on a totally organic lunch date that wasn't set up at all by production. Jax reveals to Jasmine a rumor Kristen told him. Jax gets into a hair loss prevention partnership with a bald man. Michelle has one foot out the door and Jesse has a great idea to go on drugs to get his ego in check while sipping Champagne with the boys. Nia does all the hard labor (pun intended) in her house. Jax's bar business partner's lose Brittany's number. Janet tricks Jasmine into what was said at lunch. Jax and Jesse flirt with Burning Girl Gabby and then the episode concludes with Hallway. Screaming. Cameras. Security. Production...and Kristen FINALLY reveals the real secret that she has been protecting Michelle with. Follow @fluentinbravo

I'm Getting Divorced & VPR Season 11, Episode 13 Recap: "Jax Attack" Apr 28, 2024

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If you don't want to hear about Phil and I deciding to divorce skip to the 12 minute mark. Ex sur employee Jax visits James and Ally and starts in on his hatred for LVP and Katie. Stay toxic Jax. Between Brock's fashion choices and his "career" trajectory, Scheana and Brock will go to The Valley next season. Tom and Katie are post divorce goals. We get a 3 minute montage of the Toms going through a midlife crisis and Schwartz's tattoo artist hates Sandoval more than Ariana. Jax lets Lisa know what he thinks of her in words he doesn't know what they mean. Katie and Jax have a fight that is more like a tea party while Sandoval whispers sweet nothings in Hippie's ear. Scheana and Sandoval go at it by who is going to make everything more about them and the Gang heads to San Francisco next week for their cast trip. Follow me @fluentinbravo on all socials email:fluentinbravo@gmail.com Join our private facebook group

The Valley Season 1, Episode 5 Recap: "The D Word" Apr 21, 2024

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The Valley is the best show Bravo has given us all year. Brittany and Jax's marriage is showing cracks. Speaking of cracks, Jesse is cracking jokes about Michelle disappearing for days with a mystery famous director. Kristen thinks she is 2 minutes pregnant and an empath. The editors do the Lord's work. Nia shares her postpartum journey. Jax turns on his leaf blower more than he turns on Brittany. I make a shocking revelation that I hate myself for regarding Jax Taylor. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Rate, review and subscribe email: fluentinbravo@gmail.com

VPR Season 11, Episode 12 Recap: "How 'd You Like Them Apples?" Apr 21, 2024

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Much like my very, very distant relative Taylor Swift this week, I'm doing a double drop of my podcast. And unlike Taylor Swift this week, the VPR cast keeps cranking out music nobody has asked for. The talk of the town is Rachel's sitdown with Bethenny Frankel on one of her 100 podcasts filled with mostly ads. Scheana Shay pulls a Nick Lachey. Lala is in search for a house to host a party to see who's sperm she will be inseminated with. Sandoval is upset nobody is noticing all the work he has done on himself (minus vocal lessons). Schwartz may actually have some common money sense. Scheana hates on Jetta girls. Sandoval clutches his pearls and goes home once Scheana tells him about her new song. Please rate and review and subscribe. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group. fluentinbravo@gmail.com

RHOC Season 2, Episode 3 Recap: "Watch Out B..." Apr 16, 2024

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We delve more into Tammy and Lou's marriage: Spoiler alert...he was middle aged and she was 18. Gross. Sophie is buying horses and on an online chatroom with Uncle Richie while George and Lauri are playing dress up. Jeana has the very relatable problem of having a house for each of her children. Jo and Slade have an awkward getaway filled with hot air and bad baby jokes. Poor friends rule and rich friends drool. Follow me on socials @fluentinbravo email: fluentinbravo@gmail.com Rate and review

The Valley Season 1, Episode 4 Recap: "Capri Chaos" Apr 12, 2024

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Oh how the pronunciation of Capri keeps me up at night. The gang dog piles on Kristen. The dogs attack Brittany and Danny while they set up a romantic night of baby making for Luke. Janet looks guilty as hell rubbing that baby bump. Michelle wonders what secrets that Kristen is keeping safe for her. Jesse wonders what dinner jacket he will wear to the gala. Jax wonders what qualifications Kristen's therapist has. Brittany wonders if she will ever have sex again. We all wonder why the f&*$ Jesse wore THAT jacket to the gala. Follow me on my socials @fluentinbravo Join our private facebook group @fluentinbravo email: fluentinbravo@gmail.com Please rate and review

VPR Season 11, Episode 11 Recap: "May The Best Woman Win" Apr 11, 2024

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Lala and Scheana reveal themselves to be two faced jealous girlies. Lala should be banned from planning parties. Katie and Schwartz play tonsil hockey with the same nanny. Sandoval takes paintball way too seriously. Ariana and Katie stay winning. Jo finally gets some self respect. Follow on the socials @fluentinbravo Rate and Review email: fluentinbravo@gmail.com

The Valley Season 1, Episode 3 Recap: "Doubting Doute" Apr 05, 2024

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The Valley is giving off old VPR vibes. Pronouncing Capri is keeping me up at night. Michelle is livid about Kristen spreading a rumor. Zack is livid about Kristen telling everyone he told him the rumor. Jasmine is livid about Kristen telling that Jasmine told Zack the rumor. Janet is livid about Kristen saying that Zack told her the rumor because Jasmine told him. The rumor...that Janet said that Michelle is a Republican and a racist. Only Jesse can piss me off standing up for his wife.

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