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Short Stories Episode 29 - Cranberries and Romance: A Discount Storytime Thanksgiving Special Nov 25, 2024

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Ever wondered what happens when a high-powered CEO returns to her hometown for Thanksgiving and finds more than just cranberry sauce waiting for her? Join us on a whimsical journey with Wilhelmina, who, despite her corporate success, feels the blues creeping in this holiday season. Back in the charming town of Misty Canker, she stumbles upon a familiar face from her past, Tom Humdrum, igniting a delightful mix of nostalgia and romantic tension. As the holiday preparations unfold in a flurry of laughter and chaos, the story takes a heartwarming twist filled with both humor and mystery, exploring the potential for a rekindled romance amidst the joys and surprises of Thanksgiving.
Our sponsor this week is "Leche Bell Grande." Enjoy!
We still have free stickers left for those who want to answer the challenge question at the end. Good luck! :-)
Content Warning: Horror elements, Profanity
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay
“Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay
Turkey Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
taco-bell-bong-sfx sound effect by by James White from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 28 - The Whisper Dogs Nov 18, 2024

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What if your basset hounds were keeping secrets that could shake your world? Join me as I unravel a day in the life of Doug, where his lovable companions, Cooper and Alice, might just be gossiping behind his back. From a mysterious encounter with his neighbor's pug to a disapproving bark over the phone, the suspense builds. Reflecting on how our actions echo through our lives, this tale will have you questioning the depth of your own pets' secret lives.
Our sponsor today is Bland O's Cereal, we make everything else taste better!
Tune in, because this episode promises a concoction of mystery, humor, and heartfelt messages that will brighten your day!
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Kids Cooking" by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay
"Martians on the Lawn" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay
Angry Dog Bark by by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 27 - Movie Marvels and Garden Heaven Nov 11, 2024

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Prepare yourself for a captivating journey through the realms of cinema and the afterlife in our latest episode of Discount Storytime. Join us with our extraordinary guest, Taggart Brumble, as he takes us on a nostalgic trip to the early 1900s with "All Things Movie." Experience the scandal of a silent film that once left audiences scandalized, complete with its original score for an authentic touch.
Then, we venture into the humorously twisted afterlife with "Garden Heaven," where Reed, our spirited protagonist, encounters an unexpected fate at the Pearly Gates. With budget constraints in heaven and hell, Reed is faced with his personal challenge: an eternity of gardening, his least favorite task in life. Guided by his host angel, Maya, Reed discovers the comedic quirks of his celestial surroundings. It's a story brimming with laughs and unexpected turns as we explore the lighter side of life's ultimate journey. Don't miss this amusing and nostalgic episode filled with intriguing stories and a unique take on the great beyond.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Harp glissando wich chimes" by Shiden Beats Music from Pixabay
"Happy Gospel Choir and Piano" by Julius H. from Pixabay
"1900 Edison phonograph playing music" from Pixabay
"Showtime-Cabaret-Revue" by Julius H. from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 26 - Cycop the Cyclops Cop/Handwashing Day Nov 04, 2024

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Join us for an unpredictable ride in this episode of Discount Storytime, featuring "CyCop the Cyclops Cop" and the quirky tale of "Handwashing Day."
Detective Patel and Officer Cyclops find themselves tangled in a web of mystery and humor as they chase down a robber with a suspiciously similar appearance to Officer Cyclops.
In "Handwashing Day" a second grade class learns a new technique to know when they've washed their hands long enough.
Content Warning for profanity.
Music and Sound Effects:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Strange Detectives" by Noru from Pixabay
"Going Wacky" Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 25 - Horror Killer Killer Oct 28, 2024

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Step into the eerie world of Discount Storytime's first annual Halloween SpookyCast, where history and horror collide in a time-bending adventure! What happens when a time machine tweaks the tales of terror from classic horror films of the 70s and 80s? Professor Theodos Crumblesquat, the brilliant mind behind the time-traveling marvel, joins us for a wild ride through iconic moments of horror history. From a sinister pub in Yorkshire to the infamous Bates High School Prom, and even an encounter in Springwood, Ohio, we explore the chaotic consequences of altering the past. Strap in for a rollercoaster of suspense and laughter as we toy with the delicate dance of time and fiction.
Movie Spoilers: American Werewolf in London (1981), Carrie (1976), The Fly (1986), Friday the 13th (1980) ,Halloween (1978), Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), Pet Sematary (1989)
Content Warning for profanity.
Music and Sound Effects:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Little Toy House" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
"Halloween (Surfing with Spooks)" by AlexGrohl from Pixabay
"Camera Flash" sound effect by Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay
All other sound effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 24 - The Box of Juicillado Oct 21, 2024

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This week's story is "The Box of Juicillado". Obviously Mr. Poe wrote all the good bits. Our sponsor for today is "Little Buzzkills Daycare"
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Content Warning for profanity.
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Little Steps" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
"Amandon- Sad, Dark, Alone" by Pimpitcha Schlimbach from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 23 - Tom and Zeke Oct 14, 2024

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This week's story is "Tom and Zeke". Our sponsor for today is "Alarm Buddy" - I would have written summaries for you, but I overslept. Enjoy!

Content Warning for misogyny, alcohol use, cigarette use,profanity, and violence.
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Light Step" by Jiwon (Musician) Nahee (Graphic Designer) from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 22 - Adventure Picker Oct 07, 2024

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This week's story is Adventure Picker. Our sponsor for today is "Wuthering Bottoms." - Enjoy!
Content Warning for profanity, violence, gore.
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Medieval Fantasy" by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay
"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
"Richard Strauss-Light Character Polka-REmix" by Trygve Larsen from Pixabay
Sound Effects from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 21 - Magma Number Five Sep 30, 2024

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This week's story is Magma Number Five. Note: No frogs were harmed in the making of this story. Our sponsor for today is the new Leche BellGrande! Enjoy!
Content Warning for profanity .
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwafrom Pixabay
“Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay
“Suspense Intro Feel” by Paschimee Studio from Pixabay
“taco-bell-bong-sfx” sound effect by by James White from Pixabay
Other Sound Effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 20 - Roddy Cat Sep 23, 2024

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This week's story is Roddy: the cat next door. Our sponsor for today is Trubnell Meats Inc.
Content Warning for profanity and spoken violent threats.
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwafrom Pixabay
“Excuse Me Cat” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

Sound Effects by Pixabay

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