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Discount Storytime

Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out. Enjoy!

Copyright: © 2024 Discount Storytime

Latest Episodes:

Briar Rose (the lost first version) Nov 03, 2025

Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!

The long lost original version of Sleeping Beauty, or "Briar Rose." Enjoy!

Discount Idea #68: "You don’t have to be “in” nature to enjoy the benefits. Try simply thinking about nature, or watching a nature documentary on your couch, or eating pizza poppers while watching that movie about chainsaw monkeys."

Content warning for profanity, horror elements, body horror, adult content, and tobacco use.

This story was read by voice actor Grande. He can be emailed at grande@dalpoco.net, or check out his substack at https://dalpoco.substack.com/!

About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.)

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Little Toy House" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Spooky Story: Tiny House Oct 27, 2025

A Discount SPOOKYtime story! Happy Halloween!

(You can also read this story here.)

Discount Idea #63: Some people beat the living daylights out of a stranger. That is cruel. Instead, try beating the living daylights IN TO a stranger.

Next week‘s story: Toe Jamalama Fatalis. Subscribe so you can hear the long lost audio journal of a true P.O.S (Pioneer Of Science).
About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.)

Music:
"Martians on the Lawn" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Support the show

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Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

Agent Muffet Oct 20, 2025

The spider got 'curds and WHEY' more than he bargained for. Enjoy! (you can read the story here)

Discount Storytime is proud to introduce our super resident voice actor: Grande! Click here for his bio and contact information!

Discount Idea #66: "If the headless horseman is chasing you, don't panic. Pull out a bag of pumpkin seeds and start eating them. He will realize who is in charge."

About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.)

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Dark Cinematic Thriller" by Nikita Kondrashev from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Support the show

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Short Story: A Bit of Housekeeping Oct 13, 2025

Can the King and Queen survive an empty castle, together? Enjoy! (You can also read this story here.)

Discount Idea #61: You can’t win them all. Sometimes you’re the goose. Sometimes you’re the meteorite that lands on the goose.
Next week‘s story: Agent Muffet. The spider got 'curds and WHEY' more than he bargained for.

About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.)

Music:

"Medieval Fantasy" by Music Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Support the show

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Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

Short Story: An Unfortunate H Oct 06, 2025

A horrific retelling of a childhood favorite. Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)

Content warning for profanity.

Discount Idea #60- I once hired a dog walker. A little while later a dog came to my door and said "I walked here. That'll be $25."
Next week‘s story: A Bit of Housekeeping. Can the King and Queen of Discountvania survive an empty castle, together? Subscribe so you can find out.
About Discount Storytime:
Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?
If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!
You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!
(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.)

Music:

"Country on the Menu" by Charles Shomo from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Support the show

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Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

Short Story: Virus Park Sep 29, 2025

Can everyone just get along? Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)

Content warning for violence.

Discount Idea #59- I awoke to the scary sound of wailing and moaning in the middle of the night. Was it coming from ghosts? No. Luckily it was just the captives in my basement.
Next week‘s story: An Unfortunate H. Well, ain't this just a horrific retelling of a childhood favorite. Subscribe so you can find out.
About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!
(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.)

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Click here to say hi!"

Support the show

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Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

Short Story: The Fall of Stumbly Sep 22, 2025

Will Stumbly make a splash at the Circus? Enjoy!

Discount Idea #58- I used be a vegetarian. But after getting bit by a werewolf I now have to say "mostly vegetarian."
Next week‘s story: Virus Park. Can everyone at Virus Park just get along? Subscribe so you can find out.

About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?
If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!
You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!
(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.)

Music:

"Circus Music - Friendly Smile" by Dvir Silverstone from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Support the show

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Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

Short Story: The Cursed Robinsons Sep 15, 2025

To what lengths will someone go to rescue friends? Enjoy! (You can also read it here.)

Content warning for profanity, body horror, and horror elements.

Discount Idea #57- "Do naked maniacs have nightmares about being clothed and ready for exams? "
Next week‘s story is: The Fall of Stumbly. Will our hero, Stumbly, make a splash at the Circus? Subscribe so you can find out.
About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!
You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!
(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.)
Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Click here to say hi!"

Support the show

Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

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Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

Short Story: Hunting Dragons, Inc. Sep 08, 2025

When hunting elk and mountain seals just doesn't give the same thrill, try this. Enjoy! (you can also read it here.)

Content warning for profanity and body horror.

Discount Idea #56- It wasn't so bad my parents getting divorced. But did they have to sue each other for spawning a "dud?"
Next week‘s story is: The Cursed Robinsons. To what lengths will someone go to rescue friends? Subscribe so you can find out.
About Discount Storytime:
Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?
If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!
You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!
(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.)

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Thrash Metal" by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Click here to say hi!"

Support the show

Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

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Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

Short Story: Three Doors Sep 01, 2025

When you wish upon a door… Enjoy! (You can read this story here.)

Discount Idea #51- "Dating tip: If you’re on a first date and your date mutters 'it will make me kill again.' There’s probably more to that story."

Next week‘s story is: Hunting Dragons, Inc. What do you hunt when elk and mountain seals just don't give the same thrill? Subscribe and find out.

About Discount Storytime:

Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!
(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.)

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Click here to say hi!"

Support the show

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Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

Short Story: Literally Irregardless Aug 25, 2025

Inspired by the 2024 horror movie "Beezel." ( https://epic-pictures.com/film/beezel ) What happens when a young couple buys a house with a long history of tragedy? Enjoy! (You can read the story here!)

Content warning: profanity, body gore, and horror elements

Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?

If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!

Next week‘s story: Three Doors. What happens when a competitive sprinter goes through a door that grants wishes? Subscribe to find out.

You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!

Music:

"Piano Horror Soundtrack - Bruno Magic" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay

"Positive Energy" by by Vitalii Vakulenko from Pixabay

"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Support the show

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Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

Short Story: LOVE, LLC Aug 18, 2025

What happens if super villains get exposed to truth serum? Find out on this weeks short story "LOVE, LLC." Enjoy! (You can read this story here.)

Content Warning: Profanity, Violence, Adult Themes.

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Short Story: Nos Trails Aug 11, 2025

"They took his sense of smell, but gave him a taste for revenge!" Our season opener short story is here. Enjoy! (You can read this story here.)

Content Warning for profanity, violence, drug use, gun violence, and adult themes.

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Guitar Dance" by Vlad Krotov from Pixabay

"Club Energy" by Dvir Silverstone from Pixabay

"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 17 - Season Finale Aug 04, 2025

Wendell is finally back on Earth in the Season 2 finale. Enjoy!

This is Discount Storytime's one year mark! Yay! A free one-year anniversary story is available on the Discount Storytime Patreon Page.

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 17 - Back on Starship Scam Likely Jul 28, 2025

Wendell reconnects with some old friends, and also deadly Killbots. With your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 16 - Last Day on Pariah-7 Jul 21, 2025

Will Wendell finish the program, or be finished by it? Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 15 - Surgery Jul 14, 2025

Our hero, Wendell, is finishing up his residency, but must survive the formidable Dr. Mentor. Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 14 - Quorum Puppet Jul 07, 2025

Our hero, Wendell, has a hand full at a meeting. Also your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 13 - Grand Lecture Jun 30, 2025

Wendell gets a visit from some old friends. Also, your weekly Discount Idea and podcast recommendations. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 12 - A Good Death Jun 23, 2025

Wendell's patient, Mrs. Salazar, leaves an impression. Also, your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

"Something Yellow, Something Blue" link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2378374/episodes/16801588

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Support the show

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Worried Wendell Episode 11 - Emergency Salad Jun 16, 2025

Our hero, Wendell, opts for a light lunch. Also, your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 10 -Tour de Waxmine Jun 09, 2025

Wendell and the other residents all have a day off, and go on a local tour that's worth every... Cent. Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 9 - First Day Jun 02, 2025

Follow our hero, Wendell, on his first day of medical residency! Also your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 8 - Apartment Hunting on Pariah-7 May 26, 2025

The Apartment Hunter has become the Apartment Hunted! Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 7 - Lucy and Chip May 19, 2025

Our hero Wendell meets Lucy's fiancee Chip and also has to make some intake examination choices. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Walk in the Park” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

“80s Movie Synth Music” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 6 - Patient Simulation Lab May 12, 2025

How will our hero Wendell fare in the Patient Simulation Lab? Tune in and find out!

-Our Sponsor for this episode is Little Buzzkills Daycare

-content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themes

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

“Classical Music” by Mykola Sosin from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 5 - Disorientation May 05, 2025

Our hero Wendell has finally arrived on Planet Pariah-7. Now what is in store for him at St. Tetanus Medical Center? Tune in to find out!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

“Brave Circus Clowns” by Pavel Shilov from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 4 - Kontract Killbots Apr 28, 2025

Can Wendell and the crew of the Starship Scam Likely survive an encounter with these deadly robots? Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 3 - Wormhole Apr 21, 2025

Can our hero Wendell get some relief? Enjoy!

Content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themes

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

“Joyful Carnival Trumpet” by Universfield from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 2 - Aboard Starship Scam Likely Apr 14, 2025

In this episode, find out what happened to our hero Wendell. Enjoy!

Content Warning for profanity.

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Worried Wendell Episode 1 - Meet Wendell Apr 07, 2025

Welcome to Season 2. Sit back and enjoy meeting our hero Wendell Glick as he is graduating medical school and proposing to the love of his life. Things are all looking up, and certainly nothing can go wrong. Enjoy!

Content warning for: profanity, cigarette use, and adult themes

“Superhero Theme” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

"The Limits of the Cosmos" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Short Stories Finale (Part 2 of 2) - Something Yellow, Something Blue Mar 24, 2025

Final Episode of Season 1! Next season will be serialized. What happens when a hapless medical school graduate gets an internship at the intergalactic teaching hospital 'St. Tetanus Medical Center?' (Starting April 7th!)

As for today's story. Well, the wedding didn't go as planned. Maybe the reception will be better? Tune in and find out.

Our Sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center.

Enjoy!

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Music: “Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay

“Classical Music – Eternal Serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay

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Short Stories Finale (Part 1 of 2) - Something Yellow, Something Blue Mar 17, 2025

A Two Part Season 1 Finale! Just another typical wedding day on Planet Waldor. Or is it??? (It isn't, in case you can't wait to find out)

Our Sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center.

Enjoy!

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Music: “Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay

“Classical Music – Eternal Serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay

“Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay

“Jazz Bossa Nova Cooking Show Music” by Denis Pavlov from Pixabay

“Abandon – Sad, Dark, Alone” by Pimpitcha Aransak from Pixabay

“Wedding Song” by Peter Barbaix from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 48 - The Vengeance Hungry Caterpillar Mar 10, 2025

What happens when two little caterpillars come across a deadly enemy? Also, episodes now include a "Discount Idea" and I read fan mail!

Our Sponsor for today is Grandpa Old Timey's Cornmeal (flavored product).

CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, Violence, Body Horror, Gore

Enjoy!

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

“Little Toy House” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Inspiring Folk Acoustic” by Cookrate Eli from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 47 - Moby Dick: the Western! Mar 03, 2025

Our team of Discount Storytime Explorers found a long lost script for Moby Dick, initially written as a radio drama Western! Enjoy the never heard before performance of this classic tale!

Our sponsor for today is Bland-O's cereal, made with real water chestnuts!

Enjoy!

Content Warning: Profanity, Gunshots, Gun Violence

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Western Theme" by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

"In the Saloon" by Piano_Music from Pixabay

"Kids Cooking" by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay

"Ole Faithful" by “Red River” Dave accessed at:

https://archive.org/details/78_home-on-the-range_red-river-dave-dave-mcenery_gbia0034183/05+-+Ole+Faithful+-+Red+River+Dave+-+Carr+-+Kennedy.flac

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Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Slide guitar by Shiden Beats Music from Pixabay

Harp glissando by by floraphonic from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 46 - Ad Space Feb 24, 2025

Across the galaxy, Captain Argus faces a survival challenge on a hostile planet, armed with little more than his wits and a stash of Taco Bell gift cards. His encounter with a Zambar Legion spaceship presents a thrilling twist and the possibility of rescue. However, is all what is seems? (Usually this means 'no'.)

Our sponsor is "Sorceress on the Set" documentary.

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Music:

“Never Far From You Ska” by Brotheration Records from Pixabay

"Piano Horror Soundtrack" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 45 - Beauty and the Torture Librarian Feb 17, 2025

What happens when Della is thrown into the torture dungeon for refusing to marry the evil King Blaine?

Content Warning: Profanity, References to torture and body horror.

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Backing tracks for "Be Our Guest" and "Beauty and the Beast" provided by Karaoke-Version.com

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Short Stories Episode 44 - MultiverSEquels Feb 10, 2025

Hold onto your seats, dear listeners, because I read comics to my kids for the first time! And it is so exciting and not made up at all! Our sponsor today is the upcoming 17-hour film 'Wuthering Bottoms.' Enjoy!

Content warning for profanity.

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

“superhero theme” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 43 - Cookie Cabana Feb 03, 2025

Have you ever wondered what might want from a small beachside bakery? Join us for a thrilling tale at Cookie Cabana, where Mandy and Barry find themselves in the midst of an unexpected heist led by a trio of blue-furred, feather-adorned robbers.

Our sponsor for today is the new business book "The Extortionist's Guide to Success." Enjoy

Content Warning: profanity, gunshots, gun violence.

Sound Effects by Pixabay

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

“Office Tour – Corporate Background Music” by SunnyVibesAudio from Pixabay

“Cha Cha Cha” by music_for_video from Pixabay

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Season 1 Update: Scaling Back for Quality Jan 29, 2025

Hello Listeners. A while back the show went to twice weekly, and unfortunately, I've felt a drop in quality while trying to maintain that schedule. You deserve better than that!
Discount Storytime will return to publishing every Monday, and will be adding back in the commercials, music, sound effects, and most importantly, one fuller story, rather than two 'filler' stories each week.
Thank you so much for being a listener!!!!
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Short Stories Episode 41 - Dinner Talk Jan 27, 2025

In this story I answer what millions of listeners seem to want to know most, what is dinner conversation like at my home? Enjoy!
Content warning for profanity.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 40 - Sewage Monster Vows Jan 23, 2025

What happens when a minor car accident on your wedding day introduces you to a sewage-dripping creature that knows nothing about human life?
Content warning for profanity.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 39 - The Goose Translator Jan 20, 2025

What if understanding goose honks could change a family's destiny? Will my cousin Peggy's quirky major in goose lexicology, once the subject of her parents' jokes, becomes the hero of our story? Listen and find out.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 38 - The Orphan King Jan 16, 2025

Episode 38 "the Orphan King" is now available. Also, I won almost first place in a karaoke competition! Enjoy

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Short Stories Episode 37 - Brick by Brick Jan 13, 2025

"Brick by Brick." When parts of my house go missing, I am on the case. Sort of. Enjoy!
Content Warning for profanity.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 36 - Sun Potato Jan 09, 2025

Wait, is this Thursday? Why yes! We at Discount Storytime are now providing TWO stories per week! In episode 36, I try to make the perfect sun baked potato, humanity's dream come true. Enjoy!
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 35 - Discount Musings Jan 06, 2025

This episode is a collection of thoughts and musings I've had while writing stories. To my listeners, you're welcome and I'm sorry.
Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about not just this awesome little bookstore, but all the exciting events coming up.

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Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 34 - Grandpa Jeff's Letter Dec 30, 2024

In this episode of Discount Storytime, I, Coffee McCann, bring you a story straight from the eccentric mind of my grandpa Jeff. Join me for a tale packed with cultural references, bizarre situations, and a healthy dose of humor that promises to entertain and remind us all of the stories we inherit. So grab a coffee, settle in, and let's embark on an adventure that makes you appreciate the quirks of life and storytelling.
Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about this awesome little bookstore, and also all the exciting events coming up.

www.beaverdalebooks.com
facebook.com/BeaverdaleBooks
instagram: @beaverdalebooks
X: @beaverdalebooks
(515) 279-5400

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 33 - Santa Keith Dec 23, 2024

What childhood memory fills your heart with holiday cheer? Join the Discount Storytime team aboard the Starship Scam Likely as Clayton Groppel, the ship navigator and chief financial strategist, enchants us with tales from his youth on the whimsical world of Alga-4. Raised amidst the opulence of the Groppel family, renowned as the Luxury Floss Barons, Clayton shares the excitement of waiting for Santa Keith and his dream of receiving the Ultra Mega Box of Magic. With heartwarming stories of communal living, unique planetary customs, and magical tricks from his Earthling Uncle Floyd, this episode is a nostalgic voyage into the joy and wonder of the holiday season.
Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about this awesome little bookstore, and also all the exciting events coming up.
www.beaverdalebooks.com
facebook.com/BeaverddaleBooks
instagram: @beaverdalebooks
X: @beaverdalebooks
(515) 279-5400
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 32 - Robert's Rules of Ordering Dec 16, 2024

Ever found yourself stuck in a restaurant with a menu thick enough to be a doorstop, only to be told your order needs to pass a vote? Welcome to Robert's Burgers, where our pursuit of a meal turned into a comedy of errors fit for the stage. This episode of Discount Storytime takes you along for the ride as my family and I embark on a quest for the best hamburger, only to be halted by a menu the size of a novella and a waiter who moonlights as a parliamentary procedure enthusiast.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 31 - Jack and the Beanstalk: the Lost Final Draft Dec 09, 2024

Join me, Coffee McCann, as we read the long-lost final draft of the classic tale, discovered by our global team of lost literature explorers. Amidst humorous banter and heartwarming exchanges, follow Jack on his adventure up the beanstalk to a world filled with surprises and laughter.
Don't miss this captivating retelling that promises to entertain while leaving you pondering the true nature of our beloved fairy tale characters. Tune in for a story that not only makes you smile but also offers a thought-provoking take on a timeless narrative, or something.
Content Warning for gore and profanity.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Siren Song by Victory Day from Pixabay
"Kids Cooking" by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay
Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 30 - The Coin Cult Conundrum Dec 02, 2024

Ever stumbled upon something so peculiar that it sets off an unexpected adventure? I had such an experience at a bustling downtown market where a massive, mysterious coin caught my eye. This odd discovery led me beneath the ordinary surface of city life, revealing a secret passage and introducing me to the enigmatic world of a dark cult.
We still have free stickers left for those who want to answer the challenge question at the end. Good luck! :-)
Content Warning for profanity.

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
"Let the Mystery Unfold" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
Girl Scream Sound, Rocks falling, and Thud Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 29 - Cranberries and Romance: A Discount Storytime Thanksgiving Special Nov 25, 2024

Ever wondered what happens when a high-powered CEO returns to her hometown for Thanksgiving and finds more than just cranberry sauce waiting for her? Join us on a whimsical journey with Wilhelmina, who, despite her corporate success, feels the blues creeping in this holiday season. Back in the charming town of Misty Canker, she stumbles upon a familiar face from her past, Tom Humdrum, igniting a delightful mix of nostalgia and romantic tension. As the holiday preparations unfold in a flurry of laughter and chaos, the story takes a heartwarming twist filled with both humor and mystery, exploring the potential for a rekindled romance amidst the joys and surprises of Thanksgiving.
Our sponsor this week is "Leche Bell Grande." Enjoy!
We still have free stickers left for those who want to answer the challenge question at the end. Good luck! :-)
Content Warning: Horror elements, Profanity
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay
“Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay
Turkey Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
taco-bell-bong-sfx sound effect by by James White from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 28 - The Whisper Dogs Nov 18, 2024

What if your basset hounds were keeping secrets that could shake your world? Join me as I unravel a day in the life of Doug, where his lovable companions, Cooper and Alice, might just be gossiping behind his back. From a mysterious encounter with his neighbor's pug to a disapproving bark over the phone, the suspense builds. Reflecting on how our actions echo through our lives, this tale will have you questioning the depth of your own pets' secret lives.
Our sponsor today is Bland O's Cereal, we make everything else taste better!
Tune in, because this episode promises a concoction of mystery, humor, and heartfelt messages that will brighten your day!
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Kids Cooking" by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay
"Martians on the Lawn" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
Sound Effects by Pixabay
Angry Dog Bark by by freesound_community from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 27 - Movie Marvels and Garden Heaven Nov 11, 2024

Prepare yourself for a captivating journey through the realms of cinema and the afterlife in our latest episode of Discount Storytime. Join us with our extraordinary guest, Taggart Brumble, as he takes us on a nostalgic trip to the early 1900s with "All Things Movie." Experience the scandal of a silent film that once left audiences scandalized, complete with its original score for an authentic touch.
Then, we venture into the humorously twisted afterlife with "Garden Heaven," where Reed, our spirited protagonist, encounters an unexpected fate at the Pearly Gates. With budget constraints in heaven and hell, Reed is faced with his personal challenge: an eternity of gardening, his least favorite task in life. Guided by his host angel, Maya, Reed discovers the comedic quirks of his celestial surroundings. It's a story brimming with laughs and unexpected turns as we explore the lighter side of life's ultimate journey. Don't miss this amusing and nostalgic episode filled with intriguing stories and a unique take on the great beyond.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Harp glissando wich chimes" by Shiden Beats Music from Pixabay
"Happy Gospel Choir and Piano" by Julius H. from Pixabay
"1900 Edison phonograph playing music" from Pixabay
"Showtime-Cabaret-Revue" by Julius H. from Pixabay
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Short Stories Episode 26 - Cycop the Cyclops Cop/Handwashing Day Nov 04, 2024

Join us for an unpredictable ride in this episode of Discount Storytime, featuring "CyCop the Cyclops Cop" and the quirky tale of "Handwashing Day."
Detective Patel and Officer Cyclops find themselves tangled in a web of mystery and humor as they chase down a robber with a suspiciously similar appearance to Officer Cyclops.
In "Handwashing Day" a second grade class learns a new technique to know when they've washed their hands long enough.
Content Warning for profanity.
Music and Sound Effects:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Strange Detectives" by Noru from Pixabay
"Going Wacky" Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
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Short Stories Episode 25 - Horror Killer Killer Oct 28, 2024

Step into the eerie world of Discount Storytime's first annual Halloween SpookyCast, where history and horror collide in a time-bending adventure! What happens when a time machine tweaks the tales of terror from classic horror films of the 70s and 80s? Professor Theodos Crumblesquat, the brilliant mind behind the time-traveling marvel, joins us for a wild ride through iconic moments of horror history. From a sinister pub in Yorkshire to the infamous Bates High School Prom, and even an encounter in Springwood, Ohio, we explore the chaotic consequences of altering the past. Strap in for a rollercoaster of suspense and laughter as we toy with the delicate dance of time and fiction.
Movie Spoilers: American Werewolf in London (1981), Carrie (1976), The Fly (1986), Friday the 13th (1980) ,Halloween (1978), Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), Pet Sematary (1989)
Content Warning for profanity.
Music and Sound Effects:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Little Toy House" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
"Halloween (Surfing with Spooks)" by AlexGrohl from Pixabay
"Camera Flash" sound effect by Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay
All other sound effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 24 - The Box of Juicillado Oct 21, 2024

This week's story is "The Box of Juicillado". Obviously Mr. Poe wrote all the good bits. Our sponsor for today is "Little Buzzkills Daycare"
Enjoy!
Content Warning for profanity.
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Little Steps" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
"Amandon- Sad, Dark, Alone" by Pimpitcha Schlimbach from Pixabay
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Short Stories Episode 23 - Tom and Zeke Oct 14, 2024

This week's story is "Tom and Zeke". Our sponsor for today is "Alarm Buddy" - I would have written summaries for you, but I overslept. Enjoy!

Content Warning for misogyny, alcohol use, cigarette use,profanity, and violence.
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Light Step" by Jiwon (Musician) Nahee (Graphic Designer) from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
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Short Stories Episode 22 - Adventure Picker Oct 07, 2024

This week's story is Adventure Picker. Our sponsor for today is "Wuthering Bottoms." - Enjoy!
Content Warning for profanity, violence, gore.
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Medieval Fantasy" by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay
"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
"Richard Strauss-Light Character Polka-REmix" by Trygve Larsen from Pixabay
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Short Stories Episode 21 - Magma Number Five Sep 30, 2024

This week's story is Magma Number Five. Note: No frogs were harmed in the making of this story. Our sponsor for today is the new Leche BellGrande! Enjoy!
Content Warning for profanity .
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwafrom Pixabay
“Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay
“Suspense Intro Feel” by Paschimee Studio from Pixabay
“taco-bell-bong-sfx” sound effect by by James White from Pixabay
Other Sound Effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 20 - Roddy Cat Sep 23, 2024

This week's story is Roddy: the cat next door. Our sponsor for today is Trubnell Meats Inc.
Content Warning for profanity and spoken violent threats.
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwafrom Pixabay
“Excuse Me Cat” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 19 - Pro-M-onster Sep 16, 2024

This week's story is Pro-M-onster: It's monster, hold the mash. Our sponsor for today is the upcoming documentary "NecroMarci: Sorceress on the Set"
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Content Warning: references to death
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Piano Horror Soundtrack" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay
"Spooky" by by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
"50s Swing Music" by Julius H. from Pixabay
"Spooky Ghosts" Sound Effect by Jurij from Pixabay
Other Sound Effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 18 - Flip and Flap Sep 09, 2024

This week's story is “Flip and Flap: Dream Home Helpers” They help you turn your “now” home in to your “dream” home. And they’re also cousins or something. Although each episode of Discount Storytime is standalone, this episode occurs after the events in taco meat fountain- episode number ten. You may want to listen to that first, but you don't have to. This story probably won't make sense either way. Our sponsor for today is the newest tell all biography "Buttered On Both Sides."
Content warning: profanity
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Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Energetic Garage Rock" by by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay
"Thinking of Good Time - Soft Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay
"Exploding Building 1" Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
All Sound Effects by Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 17 - The Tortoise and the Hare: Full Story Sep 02, 2024

This week's story is "Tortoise and the Hare: The full story." Prepare for Action! Our sponsor for today is Quorum Quippers: Teddy Bears that say what everyone else is thinking.
Content Warning: Violence, Profanity, Guns.
I'd love to hear from you! You can click the link above to send a message, or email at mail@discountstorytime.com. Our website is www.discountstorytime.com where you can find more episodes.

Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Powerful Action Rock Trailer" by John Rush from Pixabay
"Corporate Optimism" by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 16 - Three Little Pigs: the Lost Epilogue Aug 26, 2024

This week's story is "Three Little Pigs: Lost Epilogue" - a houses made of straw, stick, bricks, and dark lies? Our sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center.

Content Warning: Violence, Body Horror, Gore, Dark Themes, Profanity, Guns.

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Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Dark Western" by by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay

"In the Saloon" by PianoAmor from Pixabay

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UPDATE: Podcast Name Change Aug 22, 2024

Hello listeners,

This podcast will be changing names from "Tales from the Scamverse." This name was based on the book of short stories (available on Amazon kindle) from which most of the first episode stories came from.

As the show has evolved, the concept of the "Scamverse" limits other stories I want to share with you. The podcast format will be the same. One story, same satrical and at times dark humor, and a message from our sponsor.

Our new name is "Discount Storytime", which has been tested with over 30 people, and every one of them yelled "Who the Hell are you?" and "Get out of my yard!" So I think it's a hit!
If you have questions, comments, or thoughts, please feel free to write to me by clicking on the link in the show notes. Also, an email address for "Discount Storytime" will be coming soon and I'll append it to this show note and future notes.
NOTE: The show email is now mail@discountstorytime.com
Thanks, and have a great day!
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Short Stories Episode 15 - Starship Scam Likely: Edna Aug 19, 2024

Welcome to episode fifteen of Tales From the Scamverse! This week’s story is about the voyage of the Starship Scam Likely. And today’s episode is sponsored by Fried Mystery on a Stick
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, and reference to civilian bombings.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Space Fanfare Star Trek Inspired” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay
“Saturday Night Feeling – Disco Fox” by Julius H. from Pixabay
“Country on the Menu” by Charles Shomo from Pixabay
All Sound effects from Pixabay, including
Piano Logo Sound Effect by Peter Nesterouk from Pixabay
Camera Flash Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 14 - Skinny Dipping Aug 12, 2024

This week’s story is Skinny Dipping, will Ray be a hero, or just a dip? This episode is sponsored by Grandpa Old-Timey’s Cornmeal.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode body horror, gore, profanity and violence.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:

“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Inspiring Folk Acoustic” by Cookrate Eli from Pixabay
Song: “Romantic Adventure” Music by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
“News Time Intro” Sound Effect by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay
“Bongo Drum Roll 2” Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
“Vintage Car Horn” Sound Effect by UNIVERSFIELD from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 13 - For Sale: Clown Shoes, Never Worn Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is For Sale: Clown Shoes, Never Worn – George is not like the other little ninjas. And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy – Don’t oversleep, just, don’t.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
”My Sensei At Their Max” by DJ Bruhdy from Pixabay

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Bamboo Flute Scene Transition Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
Pan Flute Scene Transition Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
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Short Stories Episode 12 - Just Rewards Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is Just Rewards - It's like the butterfly effect, but with frog people, and has nothing to do with the butterfly effect. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapleys Cookies – if it’s not Snapleys, it’s just a cookie.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Kids Cooking” Music by Oleggio Kyrylkoww from Pixabay
“Cool Suspense Pizzicato Full” by MaherAlhilo from Pixabay
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Short Stories Episode 11 - Secret Order of Secrecy Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is the Secret Order of Secrecy – I would tell you more about this story, but it’s secret. And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – we remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode profanity, gunshot sound, and violence.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“A Moment of Introspection” Music by AlexGrohl from Pixabay
“Street Soundtrack mafia” Music by Simone Mignacca from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 10 - Taco Meat Fountain Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is the Taco Meat Fountain – the narrator means well, right? And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and projectile sounds.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Be Happy” by Dana Music from Pixabay
Concrete mixer Sound Effect by Manuel Van den Fonteyne from Pixabay
Other Sound effects from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 9 - Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is the Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible – He leads by example. And today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains violence and body horror.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
“8-bit game music” Music by u_4rz47emqxz from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Start your story with someone making a cup of tea — either for themself or for someone else.

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Short Stories Episode 8 - Invasion of the Stepford Terminators Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is the Invasion of the Stepford Terminators – spooky, right? You’re welcome!
And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – We remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“A Moment of Introspection” Music by AlexGrohl from Pixabay
retro-wave-style-track-59892.mp3 from Pixabay
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Short Stories Episode 7 - The Little Kaiju Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is the Little Kaiju – Will Mariel meet her prince, or will she stay under the sea? And today’s episode is sponsored by Trubknell Meats Inc. – Now with 17% more species.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence and profanity.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Welcome to Coconut Island” by Geoffrey Harvey from Pixabay
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Short Stories Episode 6 - Family Dining Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is Family Dining – Zeboop Richardson is planning the perfect first date with Pepper, and the Scamverse will have none of that. This episode also has a special public service announcement from Scam University.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and references to child trauma.
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Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Night Walk in Paris” by Alban_Gogh from Pixabay
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Short Stories Episode 5 - Rain of Blood Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is Rain Of Blood – follow a hit man’s first day of retirement. And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.
Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.
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Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Screaming Solitude” by by Vlad Krotov from Pixabay.
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
This story was entered into the Reedsy Prompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt: Create a title with our Title Generator, then write a story inspired by it.

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Short Stories Episode 4 - Oswald Yedective (Yeti Detective) Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is Oswald Yedective, Yeti Detective. Criminal Suspense and mystery on the ski slopes, now with Yeti! And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy. Don’t oversleep, seriously.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains violence, profanity, alcohol use, and sexual content.
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Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
“classical-music-eternal-serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Begin your story with a character crashing into something (or someone) while skiing.

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Short Stories Episode 3 - Awkward Moments Fairy Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is Awkward Moments Fairy. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapley’s Cookies. If it’s not Snapley’s, it’s just a cookie.
Content Warning: This episode contains dating violence, profanity, and alcohol use.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
IMPORTANT: This episode contains dating violence. If you or someone you know needs help and support The National Domestic Violence Hotline is a 24-hour confidential service for survivors, victims and those affected by domestic violence, intimate partner violence and relationship abuse. Advocates are available at 1-800-799-SAFE and through online chatting at www.TheHotline.org. All calls are free and confidential.
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Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Detective” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Kids Cooking” Music by Oleggio Kyrylkoww from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 2 - Future Proposals Aug 07, 2024

This week’s story is Future Proposals. Will young Prescott and Grace tie the knot? Only time(travel) will tell. Today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, smoking, and adult themes
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Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
Camera Flash Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay
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Short Stories Episode 1 - Lion and Mouse Redux Aug 07, 2024

Welcome to the first episode of "Discount Storytime" (Previously "Tales from the Scamverse)! This week’s story is the Lion and Mouse Redux. This unlikely pair will steal your heart, and by heart I mean credit cards. And today’s episode is sponsored by the Caveat Emptorium – the Scamverse’s largest shopping center.
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Cute Creatures” Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Energetic happy amp upbeat rock music” from Pixabay.
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Sound Effects from Pixabay

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