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Short Stories Episode 13 - For Sale: Clown Shoes, Never Worn Aug 07, 2024

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This week’s story is For Sale: Clown Shoes, Never Worn – George is not like the other little ninjas. And today’s episode is sponsored by Alarm Buddy – Don’t oversleep, just, don’t.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Acoustic Motivation” Music by Yurii Semchyshyn from Pixabay
”My Sensei At Their Max” by DJ Bruhdy from Pixabay

Sound effects:
Bamboo Flute Scene Transition Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
Pan Flute Scene Transition Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay
All other sound effects from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 12 - Just Rewards Aug 07, 2024

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This week’s story is Just Rewards - It's like the butterfly effect, but with frog people, and has nothing to do with the butterfly effect. And today’s episode is sponsored by Snapleys Cookies – if it’s not Snapleys, it’s just a cookie.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode profanity and violence.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Kids Cooking” Music by Oleggio Kyrylkoww from Pixabay
“Cool Suspense Pizzicato Full” by MaherAlhilo from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 11 - Secret Order of Secrecy Aug 07, 2024

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This week’s story is the Secret Order of Secrecy – I would tell you more about this story, but it’s secret. And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – we remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode profanity, gunshot sound, and violence.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“A Moment of Introspection” Music by AlexGrohl from Pixabay
“Street Soundtrack mafia” Music by Simone Mignacca from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 10 - Taco Meat Fountain Aug 07, 2024

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This week’s story is the Taco Meat Fountain – the narrator means well, right? And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and projectile sounds.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Be Happy” by Dana Music from Pixabay
Concrete mixer Sound Effect by Manuel Van den Fonteyne from Pixabay
Other Sound effects from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 9 - Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible Aug 07, 2024

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This week’s story is the Lunch With Glaxnor the Terrible – He leads by example. And today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains violence and body horror.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
“8-bit game music” Music by u_4rz47emqxz from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
This story was entered into the ReedsyPrompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt:Start your story with someone making a cup of tea — either for themself or for someone else.

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Short Stories Episode 8 - Invasion of the Stepford Terminators Aug 07, 2024

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This week’s story is the Invasion of the Stepford Terminators – spooky, right? You’re welcome!
And today’s episode is sponsored by Prints-B-Gone – We remove your fingerprints for life, so you can crime for life, without getting life.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“A Moment of Introspection” Music by AlexGrohl from Pixabay
retro-wave-style-track-59892.mp3 from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 6 - Family Dining Aug 07, 2024

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This week’s story is Family Dining – Zeboop Richardson is planning the perfect first date with Pepper, and the Scamverse will have none of that. This episode also has a special public service announcement from Scam University.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."

Content Warning: This episode contains profanity and references to child trauma.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Night Walk in Paris” by Alban_Gogh from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 5 - Rain of Blood Aug 07, 2024

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This week’s story is Rain Of Blood – follow a hit man’s first day of retirement. And today’s episode is sponsored by St. Tetanus Medical Center – of all the things we spread, kindness is first.
Content Warning: This episode contains graphic violence, gun shots, profanity, alcohol and tobacco use.
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Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Screaming Solitude” by by Vlad Krotov from Pixabay.
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Sound effects from Pixabay
This story was entered into the Reedsy Prompts weekly writing contest. For more information on this contest, please visit https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts. This story was inspired by the Reedsy.com prompt: Create a title with our Title Generator, then write a story inspired by it.

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Short Stories Episode 2 - Future Proposals Aug 07, 2024

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This week’s story is Future Proposals. Will young Prescott and Grace tie the knot? Only time(travel) will tell. Today’s episode is sponsored by Bin Imp – pilfer the friendly skies.
Note: This Podcast was originally titled "Tales From the Scamverse."
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity, smoking, and adult themes
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.

Songs:
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
“Catchy” by Oleksii Kaplunskyi from Pixabay
Camera Flash Sound Effect by Štefan Baša from Pixabay
Other sound effects from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 1 - Lion and Mouse Redux Aug 07, 2024

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Welcome to the first episode of "Discount Storytime" (Previously "Tales from the Scamverse)! This week’s story is the Lion and Mouse Redux. This unlikely pair will steal your heart, and by heart I mean credit cards. And today’s episode is sponsored by the Caveat Emptorium – the Scamverse’s largest shopping center.
Content Warning: This episode contains profanity.
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Additional Voice Performances by Sc0tchiesc0tty.
Songs:
“Cute Creatures” Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Energetic happy amp upbeat rock music” from Pixabay.
“Pranker” by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Sound Effects from Pixabay

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