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Short Stories Finale (Part 1 of 2) - Something Yellow, Something Blue Mar 17, 2025

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A Two Part Season 1 Finale! Just another typical wedding day on Planet Waldor. Or is it??? (It isn't, in case you can't wait to find out)

Our Sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center.

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Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Music: “Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay

“Classical Music – Eternal Serenade” by Tech Oasis from Pixabay

“Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay

“Jazz Bossa Nova Cooking Show Music” by Denis Pavlov from Pixabay

“Abandon – Sad, Dark, Alone” by Pimpitcha Aransak from Pixabay

“Wedding Song” by Peter Barbaix from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 48 - The Vengeance Hungry Caterpillar Mar 10, 2025

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What happens when two little caterpillars come across a deadly enemy? Also, episodes now include a "Discount Idea" and I read fan mail!

Our Sponsor for today is Grandpa Old Timey's Cornmeal (flavored product).

CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, Violence, Body Horror, Gore

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Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

“Little Toy House” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Inspiring Folk Acoustic” by Cookrate Eli from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 47 - Moby Dick: the Western! Mar 03, 2025

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Our team of Discount Storytime Explorers found a long lost script for Moby Dick, initially written as a radio drama Western! Enjoy the never heard before performance of this classic tale!

Our sponsor for today is Bland-O's cereal, made with real water chestnuts!

Enjoy!

Content Warning: Profanity, Gunshots, Gun Violence

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

"Western Theme" by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

"In the Saloon" by Piano_Music from Pixabay

"Kids Cooking" by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay

"Ole Faithful" by “Red River” Dave accessed at:

https://archive.org/details/78_home-on-the-range_red-river-dave-dave-mcenery_gbia0034183/05+-+Ole+Faithful+-+Red+River+Dave+-+Carr+-+Kennedy.flac

Sound Effects:

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Slide guitar by Shiden Beats Music from Pixabay

Harp glissando by by floraphonic from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 46 - Ad Space Feb 24, 2025

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Across the galaxy, Captain Argus faces a survival challenge on a hostile planet, armed with little more than his wits and a stash of Taco Bell gift cards. His encounter with a Zambar Legion spaceship presents a thrilling twist and the possibility of rescue. However, is all what is seems? (Usually this means 'no'.)

Our sponsor is "Sorceress on the Set" documentary.

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Music:

“Never Far From You Ska” by Brotheration Records from Pixabay

"Piano Horror Soundtrack" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 45 - Beauty and the Torture Librarian Feb 17, 2025

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What happens when Della is thrown into the torture dungeon for refusing to marry the evil King Blaine?

Content Warning: Profanity, References to torture and body horror.

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

Backing tracks for "Be Our Guest" and "Beauty and the Beast" provided by Karaoke-Version.com

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Short Stories Episode 44 - MultiverSEquels Feb 10, 2025

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Hold onto your seats, dear listeners, because I read comics to my kids for the first time! And it is so exciting and not made up at all! Our sponsor today is the upcoming 17-hour film 'Wuthering Bottoms.' Enjoy!

Content warning for profanity.

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

“superhero theme” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

"Sad Walz-Calm Classical Piano Music" by Calvin Clavier from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 43 - Cookie Cabana Feb 03, 2025

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Have you ever wondered what might want from a small beachside bakery? Join us for a thrilling tale at Cookie Cabana, where Mandy and Barry find themselves in the midst of an unexpected heist led by a trio of blue-furred, feather-adorned robbers.

Our sponsor for today is the new business book "The Extortionist's Guide to Success." Enjoy

Content Warning: profanity, gunshots, gun violence.

Sound Effects by Pixabay

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

“Office Tour – Corporate Background Music” by SunnyVibesAudio from Pixabay

“Cha Cha Cha” by music_for_video from Pixabay

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Season 1 Update: Scaling Back for Quality Jan 29, 2025

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Hello Listeners. A while back the show went to twice weekly, and unfortunately, I've felt a drop in quality while trying to maintain that schedule. You deserve better than that!
Discount Storytime will return to publishing every Monday, and will be adding back in the commercials, music, sound effects, and most importantly, one fuller story, rather than two 'filler' stories each week.
Thank you so much for being a listener!!!!
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Short Stories Episode 41 - Dinner Talk Jan 27, 2025

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In this story I answer what millions of listeners seem to want to know most, what is dinner conversation like at my home? Enjoy!
Content warning for profanity.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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Short Stories Episode 40 - Sewage Monster Vows Jan 23, 2025

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What happens when a minor car accident on your wedding day introduces you to a sewage-dripping creature that knows nothing about human life?
Content warning for profanity.
Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay

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