Dice Will Roll

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 13: Dynasts & Dragons Sep 05, 2022

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ONE LAST RUSH! Danger Island's Finale!

The sun sets on the third day of the Danger Island challenge, and the Radiant Winds finally rest. They will go down in history as some of the greatest fighters to ever exist. Now's a good time to take it easy, and let off some steam... oh, except they need to attend a fancy dinner with the Empress of Goka, impress the Ruby Phoenix in daring challenge matches to entertain the victors and overcome some of the most dangerous foes to walk the lands of Tian Xia! From colossal oni champions to dangerous underworld despots, the final hours of Bonmu will be marked by our heroes bravery... should they stand up to the challenges ahead of them!

READY? FIGHT!

DINE on the exquisite culinary experience available only to the greatest of the great! WATCH the thrilling combat that unfolds before you in the marvelous extraplanar arena! COMPETE with dangerous foes like no other to prove yourself the greatest!

All this and more in the finale of Fists of the Ruby Phoenix Book 1: Despair on Danger Island, where we ask the Hard Questions like... do tailors make little outfits for familiars?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Themes of self-loathing and imposter syndrome, discussions of poverty and ultrawealth, bullying, Lolo talks about having sex and charming ladies, references to familial abuse and resulting patricide

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 12: Peaks & Palaces Aug 29, 2022

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CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN! THE PRE-QUALIFYING CHAMPIONS!

It's time! After 3 days of non-stop brawling, exploring and challenges, the Radiant Winds finally find themselves atop Mt. Haminabu, ready to enter the Ruby Palace and begin their journey to Goka. Lady Hao Jin, the Ruby Phoenix awaits them... as do 7 other teams. Who has made it through to the finals? Who has failed to do so? And what adventures await our heroes once they step towards the palace to hand in their Silver Feathers? And who will be their next opponents once the trials of Danger Island ends?

READY? FIGHT!

ENCOUNTER the legendary sorceress with the power to unravel worlds! GASP at the terrible twists that unfold before you! PREPARE for the next leg of your adventure as you become true champions!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is there such thing as a BNGG, A Big Nice Good Guy?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Character death, classism, imposter syndrome, sexual encounters, childish jokes about sexual encounters, bullying

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 11: Fireworks & Free-For-Alls Aug 21, 2022

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BATTLE TO THE END! Team Vs Team Vs Team Vs Team?!

The final day on Danger Island... is HERE. At noon sharp, fighters will be able to climb Mount Haminabu, present their Silver Feathers to the Ruby Phoenix herself, and gain entry into the tournament itself in Goka. By now, barely any teams are left standing... so only the STRONGEST remain. Can the Radiant Winds overcome the odds and keep their feathers from the other teams hunger for victory? Or will they end up K.O, like so many more before them?!

Hold onto your necklaces, cuz it's time to put it all to the test!

READY? FIGHT!

HUNT for food for the tricksy spirit guide's favour. TRAVERSE the wilds on the run to the mountain! BRAWL with the unusual combatants atop a scenic view!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it morally wrong to eat animals you can speak to?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Implied animal death, Jokes About Pro-Choice Arguments, Themes of Abandonment and Goodbyes, Imposter Syndrome and Anxiety, The Radiant Winds Are So Mean To Some Patreon Characters

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 10: Paladins & Portals Aug 15, 2022

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STRIFE! Soldiers From Around The World... AND BEYOND!

Sunset falls on the Radiant Winds' second day on Danger Island... meaning the final day is upon them! Our heroes are on the cusp of being accepted into the Ruby Phoenix tournament itself, and only a few victories away from endless fame and fortune (and powerful artifacts beyond mortal reckoning!). But it seems that some strange mystery is unfolding itself here on Bonmu... one that is not keen to see the Radiant Winds win! Is all as it seems? Who's out to get us? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INTERRUPT OUR BEAUTY SLEEP! MAAAAAN! Grab a sword, cuz there's only one way to solve this kinda nonsense!

READY? FIGHT!

DUEL against the knights of a fallen land on the beach! UNCOVER the past of the island! PEER into a strange hole... in the fabric of reality!?

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are ALL scary towers full of phantoms?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Descriptions of wartime PTSD, impalement, ageism, descriptions of artery injuries, implied betrayals of trust, Sangku cannot catch a break

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 9: Omens & Onryo Aug 08, 2022

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THE REVENGE GHOST'S RANCOROUS RUMBLE!

There's something about ghosts in Tian Xia that just hits different. Maybe it's the way they crack their limbs at weird angles, or have those dead, fish-like eyes, or the weird recurring trope with hair? Blech! One thing's for sure, you don't wanna tangle with an Onryo... which is precisely what the Radiant Winds are doing. Battling it out in a scary tower, the ghost girl is frankly the least of their problems as 32 teams hunt them down to challenge them for their feathers. Will the Radiant Winds overcome the odds and keep their 10 feathers-- or will they be claimed by enemies, living or dead?

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KICKBOX the freaky phantom in the Scary Tower as she goes for your throat! FOLLOW the spirit guide through the jungle in search of secrets! INVESTIGATE the mysterious temple and its weird, magic secret!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what's the statistical probability of rolling a 69 when you roll 4d20?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Body Horror Heavily Featuring Hair, Emetophobia, Horror, Depictions of Natural Disasters, Hikari's Secret Stash Of Adult Material, Loud Screaming & Cheering, Immature Jokes, References to Nuclear War, Animal Death (Kinda)

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 8: Champs & Challenges Aug 01, 2022

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The Radiant Winds' Super Spectacular Challenge Run Begins!!

DRAW! Our heroes find themselves duelling it out with gunslingers from a far off continent as they're hunted down for their feathers! But martial might isn't the only thing that matters. Tests of skill await them in the deadly-ish trials ahead of them. Speed, creativity, precision — all will be pushed to their limits as our heroes are pitted in contests unlike any they've faced yet! Swords and sorcery don't matter if you don't have the skill to put 'em to use!

Ready? FIGHT!

DUEL with the devil-powered sharpshooters under the afternoon sun! EXAMINE a bizarre egg deep within a cave! TREMBLE before...The Scary Tower.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... Is it okay to pet a devil horse if it's friendly?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Diabolism, megalophobia, descriptions of natural disasters, animal harm, The Scary Tower.

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 7: Islands & Idols Jul 25, 2022

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BLESSINGS OF THE GODS! Hunters become the Hunted!

Sun sets on the first day of the Radiant Wind's trials in Bonmu, and the future is looking bright. They've had a solid winning streak, they've overcome the odds, and they've secured a whole load of Silver Feathers. But it's only going to get harder from here on out! STRONGER TEAMS! STRANGE PATHS! GOING IN THE WATER WHEN YOU'RE MAYBE AFRAID OF WATER?? And yet beneath it all, intrigue and angst bubbles. What are the smiling faces of the Radiant Winds not telling their competitors... or each other? Put all that aside-- we're not here to open up, we're here to WIN!

READY? FIGHT!

EXPLORE the chains of islands around Bonmu! UNCOVER the legacy of the long forgotten gods of the Taumatans! BATTLE with extraordinary teams with extraordinary gimmicks!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what ISN'T banned in this goddamn tournament?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Detailed Discussions of Vore and Cannibalism, Unreciprocated Flirting, PTSD attacks, Comments on Prosthetic Limbs, Untold Levels of Cringe, PvP Deceit, Organized Crime

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 6: Melees & Monster Jul 18, 2022

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The Rival Theme Reveals Themselves! Enter the Lightkeepers..?!

POW! PUNCH! WHAM! Our heroes are well on their way to collecting 10 Silver Feathers! Danger Island is no easy challenge, but the Radiant Winds have found themselves taking on every foe they can find on this jungle island. From terrifying mummies to dangerous wildlife, the party is overcoming the odds... but what happens when they meet a team unlike any other? Hold onto your butts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

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SKIRMISH with the gothic horror masters of the land of Ustalav! CHASE a big bird through the jungle! ENCOUNTER old friends in less than ideal circumstances!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... how many times can Derry get away with using the same thunder sound effect?

CONTENT WARNINGS: Major Themes of Bullying, references to cannibalism, disrespect towards human remains, images of Sangku with a moustache, themes of defeat and sadness

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Ruby Phoenix Ep. 5: Ruins & Raiders Jul 11, 2022

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EXPLORE THE ISLAND! Radiant Winds Awakening!

The Island of Bonmu awaits! The Radiant Winds are already halfway to 10 feathers, and now must explore the perils of Danger Island themselves. Mountains, shrines and lakes dot the jungle island... As well as countless teams! Will the Radiant Winds keep up their winning streak? Or will their luck run out amidst the countless dangers that await them? Let's find out!

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SPEAK with the former yakuza boss and his band of enforcers! TRACK the mysterious horsemen across the island! UNCOVER the lost, forgotten gods of a bygone era!

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... what spell do you use to create ominous cracks of thunder at will?

CONTENT WARNINGS: References to organized crime, minor team infighting, goths, themes of being forgotten

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